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Yeah the main reason I thought about this is because i'm facing two cruiserweights in my next match, cos I found out Erek was a cruiser (I thought it was wrong not to know ANYTHING about the fed's current top heel) and cos W1LDCH1LD AMZ TEH R0X0R!

A belt's as prestigious as it's booked. Just cos Vincent Kennedy McMahon doesn't like anyone smaller than himself doesn't mean the SWF Brain Trust (and yes, i'm using that in a non ironic way - a brain trust WITH BRAINS) couldn't book the belt to be semi main and main some shows. Position on the card means NOTHING. I've main evented and been dumped on my head as the curtian jerker about three times already. And personally I consider myself a mid midcarder... I've got a US title shot (which can happily wait till I'm through with Danny), but i'm fueding at ICTV level with Danny and Dace.

With Erek Taylor and the Xstasy back in the fed.. isn't it time to unmothball the curiserweight title?? Division of: Quiz Ejiro Fasaki Wildchild Johnny Dangerous Annie Eclectic Tom Flesher!! Xstasy Erek Taylor Ced Ordonez is enough for a TON of cool matchups Crow, Mak Francis and Xcalibur aren't too far over the limit either (Bret-Sized)

It's No-DQ Ejiro. I'm sure Erek has something up his sleeve, the cunning bastard

Happy Birthday Janus and Rando!

personally i'd take the Arn/Tully instead of the Andersons. And possibly use the LOD on the WWF team, and take the Midnights, losing Money Inc as they're really a Truly fantastic and a pretty good singles wrestler rather than a tag team IMFUO

*is reminded he need MUCH more joshi puro than he has* to spark more replies here's a few themed teams Team Dungeon: Bret Hart/Owen Hart/Chris Benoit/Chris Jericho/Lance Storm and they might face... Team Rest of Canada: Jacques Rougeau/Ray Rougeau/Carl Oulette/Edge/Christian Team Ridiculously Tall: Andre the Giant/Giant Silva/Giant Singh/The Giant/El Gigante (yeah this would suck, but how many people would mark out at seeing five "seven footers" in the ring) Team Not ACTUALLY Mexican: Eddy Guererro/Chavo Guererro Jr/Shocker/Misterioso/Konnan Team Bookers: Mitsahuru Misawa/Masahiro Chono/Keiji Mutoh/Shinya Hashimoto/Riki Chosyu (I THINK Mutoh books AJ now rather than Tenryu) Team UK: Black Tiger I/Dynamite Kid/Doug Williams/Steven Regal/Chris Adams Tiger Mask I/II/III/IV and Tiger's Mask from Osaka Pro Supply and Demand... Val Venis/Magnum Tokyo/that pornstar from Osaka Pro who's name escapes me/Godfather/Papi Chulo... now if you wanted a whole fantasy card how about... RAW: RVD/Booker/Jericho/Christian/Hurricane vs TNA: Styles/Jarret/Raven/Storm/Harris NJ: Chono/Tenzan/Nagata/Nakanishi/Tanahashi vs Z-1 Hashimoto/Ohtani/Masato Tanaka/Takaiwa/Sato (note NOT Ogawa!) NOAH: Misawa/Kobashi/Akiyama/Taue/Marafuji (note NOT Ogawa!) vs AJ Mutoh/Kojima/Kea/Kawada/Honma AAA: Dos Caras Jr/Latin Lover/Heavy Metal/Octagon/Cibernetico vs CMLL: Rey Bucanero/Ultimo Guererro/Nicho/Black Tiger/Dr Wagner Jr Smackdown: Angle/Benoit/Eddy/Rey Rey/Chavo vs NJ Juniors: Liger/Kanemoto/Tiger Mask IV/El Samurai/Heat any guys with joshi should feel free to suggest a Zenjo vs GAEA Rvalries sorted and a killer main event.. how's that? EDIT.. A lte replacement on Team Smackdown as Chavo Guererro Jr is replaced by ULTIMO DRAGON!

Like Quiz would want to come within 100 foot of me after the maulings he's had at the hands of the Maori BOO-YAH!

Everyone go post ideas on my thread in the Fantasy Booking Forum! http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=23&t=44417 hehehe

OOOOOKIES.. I'm gonna break my e-fed only streak on this board and go all fantasy booking for everyone... Fantasy survivor series teams. Who would be your 5 man team if you could pick from AAAAAAAAAAANYONE? Personally... Chris Benoit Kurt Angle Eddy Guererro Hiroyoshi Tenzan Satoshi Kojima I throw this open to the might of anyone who checks this bit of the boards

/me wonders if he ever threatened to shove a squeegee up Ejiro's ass and mop the ring with him That would of course be face Va'aiga. Heel Va'aiga is too busy finding new and fun ways to drop Danny Williams on his back, seeing as dropping Danny Williams on his head isn't always a proven solution.

Apologies for no showing.. but my net DIED last night about 10pm and wasn't working when i went to bed at 1am. Still looks like i came in for the good stuff on the show. Danny next... Respect to WC of course

...I won? I gave up writing halfway through cos I couldn't think of ANYTHING to do in the match, so I just tied up the loose ends and submitted that... and I won? Strewth. /me will read the rest of the card later

/me is moderately surprised that Tom can't work out how the Va'aiga/Strangler segment fits in with it all... not that I'm gonna tell. People have to find out the hard way.

CHAIRSHOT DEATHMATCH II~! C'mon!

You have two problems Dace. The confidence thing, that'sll come when that big win comes somewhere down the road. And it's gonna happen SOON. Really soon. Like I used to think I can't beat anyone, but in the SWF I have legit double showing singles wins over Judge and Thugg, and me and you beat JnR. We beat JnR! I know on a good day I can beat anyone in the federation. Except maybe Crow The other problem. Loreal Black #3

ah now if you include my characters from other feds, the Haka Boyz would team up and kick the asses of Sean Fate, Chris Card, Rob Williams, The Defense AND The Mighty Quinns. And then i'd come down as myself and hit someone over the head with a beer bottle.

A lot of you people have used one or more character in the SJL and SWF. Personally I've always said Card could beat Va'aiga but only with COPIOUS interference from Natasha. Any tother guys care to say how these would go Quiz vs Mike Van Siclen? Janus vs Dante Crane? Thugg vs Bastion? and any other guys too

+ves It's well thought out and well planned form a wrestling standpoint. The psychology makes sense. If it was a real match I'd download it in a second. You used the finish to Va'aiga-Bastion, right down to the bullshit chants. I'll take the respect for THAT, whether you're giving it or not -ves You TOTALLY no sold Tom's face turn for big bits of the match. Typo in the FIRST sentance is a BIG killer of the match, dude. I also don't like the way you space your matches, but that's a personal style choice. I find that adding an extra blank line between commentary makes it more readable. Verdict. As ever it's a fuckin' rocking match with the odd readability problem.

RIP Big Stu. Something this big is enough to make me post my views somewhere out of the gaming fed. I'm EVEN going to resist making a cheap Bret Hart joke, cos that would be inappropriate.

I would point out though Edwin.. everyone's doing it

And again I say, check the Haka link on my stats (it's above the entrance video bit) to see what these look like done properly, with the moving, shouting and banging of spears on shields.

I know you're not an idiot, i was just no selling you giving me shit *grins*

It's an insult to a Maori used by the colonists turned on it's head, kinda of like "Nigga" is to sections of the African American community. The biggest Maori gang in New Zealand is the Mongrel Mob and is something like a cross between the Crypts and the Hell's Angels. So now you know.

Walking through the darkened back streets of Philadelphia, The Maori Badass Va’aiga. The man who just debuted his most lethal move, the Va’aiga Stinger onto his former tag team partner Dace Night. The man who just helped end Silent’s long and storied career. The man who shocked every single SWF fan with his actions at the Wheeling Civic Center has taken a little journey up to Philly to see an old acquaintance. Knocking on the door of a back street tattoo parlour, a familiar accent drifts across the air, as the dulcet tones of a native New Zealander greet the SWF Superstar. Hemi: Come in. Va’aiga steps through the door and is greeted with a warm smile from the heavily tattooed Maori who greets him with a smile and a touch of fists. Hemi: Kia ora, my friend. Va’aiga: Kia ora, Mr Muliaina. Hemi: Va’aiga Tu’ipolotu. Been too long my friend. Way too long. Va’aiga: You see the show? Hemi: Never miss an episode. That move you hit on that Dace guy. That was brutal, man. Totally brutal. Va’aiga: Damn straight. Something had to be done to put my name on the map. Something brutal. Something nasty. And that, my friend, is the Stinger. Hemi: Where you learn it? Va’aiga: Saw some little guy doing it out of this city. Thing is, you get a 300lb Maori smashing some sucka’s head into the ground with it, it’s causing that much more damage. Hemi: Just brutal, man. So why you have to do it to Dace? Va’aiga: I didn’t. But you want to know more on that, you gotta watch Storm. My reasons… are my reasons. I expect some folks to disagree. But I don’t expect my brothers to disagree, man. Hemi: I hear that. Noone gives a brother a break, you gotta make your own. The pair touch fists again. Hemi: So what brings the Maori Badass to my little parlour. Va’aiga: I’m fed up of this corporate image bullshit. I don’t want to be the Maori they want. I want to be the Maori I AM. Hemi: I spotted the goatee has gone west. And the Lomu tuft. Va’aiga: Gone for a reason my brother. I want the Moko done. Hemi: How much man? You going for the chin and cheek job? Va’aiga: No man. Full face. I want the full god damn tattoo job. I want to look Mongrel. Hell I AM Mongrel. Hemi: You know I’m breed for life, man. Welcome to the dark side. Va’aiga: Damn straight. How long this bitch take to set? Hemi: Four to five man. You’ll be clear for the next card. Va’aiga: Do it man. Get the fuck on with it. Hemi: You do know this is gonna hurt. And I mean a load more than your arms did. Va’aiga: Like a little pain ever scared the Maori Badass. Hemi: The get your ass down on that recliner. Spin on to later as the Maori Badass stands form the chair. Va’aiga stares at his reflection in the mirror, his face covered in intricate dark blue tribal patterns, swirls and curves marking all over his face, covering nearly everything but beneath his eyes and his lips. Va’aiga turns and cracks a malicious smile through the mass of ancient tribal tattoos. Va’aiga: Suckas ain’t gonna know what hit them. And with a low growl… Va’aiga: Boo-Yah! Fade out.