Mecha Mummy

So noname hacks get to dominate the jobber squashes against Spanky and London and AmDrag and Walters got THIS? Lame and WAY too short for a Spanky/London tag match.

I know. Velocity is frequently the only must-watch WWE show for me. That was a good match for what it was and the time given. Funaki and Ultimo should team more. Oh, and does anyone else see the "Ken Patera - The Real American Hero" sign?

Solie was one of NWA-TNA announcer MIKE TENAY's biggest influences and taught him a lot about announcing.

23. Kane wields the powers of Christmas.

While I'm assuming he was joking about everything, or at least I hope so, seriously, Bradshaw is one to talk about sucking.

Accursed O.C. With its drama and... uh... stuff. Angel rocked my socks last night and deserved better.

It was okay, I guess. Cartman beating Jimmy up was funny, but nothing else really made me laugh.

Data was the coolest. There shouldn't even be any debate about that.

For me the high point of the Tracy Morgan commercials is the hockey one where he's like "Yeah, you're scared now... don't be --" then he slips on the ice and lands on his ass. I myself think they're damn funny.

Hmm... Bullshit answer time! Thrasher is surprisingly good in EWR. RICK STEINER, however, is not.

Wait, this is supposed to be surprising?

Is it me or are they getting shorter and a little less interesting? I'm guessing he doesn't have time to do full ones anymore.

The funny thing is that Batista's promo from a couple weeks back was better than every non-RRN promo Orton's ever done. At the very least Batista has OVW marks insisting that he was good in the ring there or whatever.

Who was also tag champs with TED DIBIASE.

Really? When was this?

Yeah. The episode itself was pretty weak but Angel and Wes dancing is one of the funniest moments in Buffyverse history, if not THE funniest.

That match was AWESOME. I wish I could have been there live but tickets for Raw sold out. That match put EVERYONE in it over, and seeing the face team selling for Christian and Lance made me laugh. Plus that match led to the first Takerooni attempt, and that is always gold.

The only moment from last night's episode I laughed out loud at was Homer on the bike riding down the street... straight onto the highway. Other than that, it was just eh.

I'd laugh but I'm a Jorge Estrada fan so I don't really have a right to.

Um, shouldn't this be in the Indy folder?

IRS got his ass handed to him at Royal Rumble '95 by THE UNDERTAKER.

Hey, I can't fault the WRITING for the most part, but Gretzky did some of the worst acting I've ever seen on SNL. He was just miserable.

Well, I'll give him this; Roddick was nowhere near as bad as Wayne Gretzky was back in the day. Still, McEnroe should have hosted, or better yet, SNL should never let a tennis player host SNL ever ever ever again. And man, was I ever thankful when I saw the skit about Mr. Williams. I was afraid that Kenan's only line on the show would be "Yes!"

I can't believe that they haven't just fired Dreamer. He's losing to jobbers now and has no place on Raw thanks to the death of the hardcore division. He was actually getting over and now he's just some guy with a kendo stick.

Note to Self: Must find way to work the phrase "hip hoppity hoopla" into conversations.