Mecha Mummy

Okay, do I HAVE to go through the definition of "sports entertainment" again?

Well, you DO have to keep in mind that Saturn was a bit unwilling to work with Suzuki as well (And does that surprise ANYONE who knows a bit about Saturn?), but yeah, it's hilarious that the WWE's going to sign THIS guy as opposed to an actual talented worker.

They're bringing EGGHEAD back? The HELL...?

Pretty weak list, though I wish I could catch The Zeppo again. That's a good one.

Please tell me this is a gimmick poster.

Triple H isn't holding Ric down, really. Flair's essentially a manager who wrestles as well. His job is to get the rest of Evolution over.

Anything involving Stinkoman rules, really. Stinkoman's awesome.

So, why not actually get training then? You seem dedicated enough for it (Though you might not want to mention backyard wrestling when looking for a trainer).

MLW's current champion is STEVE CORINO.

Ugh, seriously. It was three, four years ago! It's WAY too soon to do "I Love the 90's".

Token beating the crap out of Cartman was great. I collapsed laughing at it.

God, I love that Mattitude angle, Rudo. That's just GREAT stuff. Thanks for finding it and helping future generations with... something or other.

Well, I snickered, so I guess it's DECENT, but..

I honestly don't care how good ANY angle is at this point, I just want WCW to stay dead.

Well, thankfully he admits to the Rodney Mack stuff. I was slightly worried he'd go off on the Torch again. (Then again, can't really blame him if he did.)

Oh, come on, that's not even the worst WCW angle ever.

Aiight, I've seen it now, and I'd go ** 1/2, which is still more than I expected from the two. The crowd going nuts for the Axe Bomber on Chono who was on the apron was great and really shows how different puro crowds and US wrestling crowds are.

Horshu isn't an indy guy. He's on a development contract and is working house shows.

One half of the Thrillseekers, Lance Storm, also teamed with JUSTIN CREDIBLE.

*Stares at the card in disbelief.* Hmm. I wonder how much a plane to Philly costs...

What a great show to bring to the Washington State fans, huh? What do the cheapest tickets cost? I'm trying to determine whether I actually waste money on it or not.

Watched it last night. It was decent, I guess, but nothing special.

Um, they were SUPPOSED to be, dude... (Oh, and I take it Hutch was Eagan after all?)

*Smirks* Well, isn't THIS funny. Way to go, Fox!

Butters and Token! Awesome! Now I'm TOTALLY tuning in tonight.