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I used to think I was a good actor before I entered this thread. But then I tried to act like I gave a shit about this play situation and it just wasn't happening. Oh well.

Jeez, if you get intimidated by Brian Cashman of all people to stop with the comments, then you KNOW you must be a pussy. I mean, how much less threatening can the guy look?

Willie Randolph takes over as bench coach, Lee Mazzilli becomes the third base coach, and Luis Sojo is the new first base coach. Any other 80s NY legends the Yankees are missing? Darryl Strawberry is definitely a New York legend and.....wait, he wouldn't exactly be good for their image, would he? Darryl Strawberry was hired Nov. 13 as a player-development instructor. He will work with the Yankees at Legends Field during spring training and will remain in Tampa to work with young players in the club's player-development system. Strawberry, who spent parts of five seasons with the Yankees from 1995-1999, has battled drug problems and was treated for colon and stomach cancer. He recently served 11 months in a Gainesville, Florida correctional facility and was released on April 3, 2003. Credit: espn.com Ugh, it sickens me that I was actually right. Strawberry has been given SO many chances to drop his drug habit, but he keeps relapsing. I understand how hard it is to just give up drugs, but many people have done it without the incentives that Strawberry has had. He has let down his wife, his kids, and the Yankee organization - who just kept rehiring him and backing him up after all of his relapses. Now, he's back for another job. Even though there are many people who haven't gone to drugs or, if they have - have learned how to kick the habit, that don't have a job in baseball they may desperately want, Strawberry has been given ANOTHER chance. How soon until he's forced back into rehab or put into jail?

Eh, shouldn't be too much of a problem. Torre looks like he'd rather die than coach another season for Steinbrenner past this final one. I see him leaving the Yankees with a tearful retirement party and everyone singing his praises....then he'll wind up coaching another American League team in a season or two.

Well, to be fair, it wasn't like weeks ago. More like months ago because, if I remember right, the match took place in around May. That was when Goldberg was still fresh and new in WWE and, let's face it - when buyrates needed to be generated for his return match at Backlash against Rock, he pretty much failed miserably. Goldberg gets fan support, there's no denying that - but it's silly to say he's a draw now and bring up a match from six months ago, which had the fact that it was a cage match possibly boosting the ratings for it. There are times when certain parts of the show are rated higher than the overrun. But, for the most part, the people in the overrun get the highest ratings of the night, regardless of who they are.

And I suppose George Steinbrenner will be making a speech tonight. "This is hypocrisy to the fullest. Joe Torre earned manager of the year, and he wasn't granted it. These newspaper writers had their own agenda.....blah, blah, blah......need more all stars next season.....blah, blah, blah....luxury tax is biased against Yankees.....blah, blah, blah....have small dick, need to compensate for it with championships....." and so on. Anyway, can't argue with either Manager of the Year winners. Both pretty much deserved it.

Man, you better check out your window now and make sure she doesn't have a gun in her hand. Because man, when I read that thread and saw what she said to you.....I got scared on your behalf. It couldn't have been a joke. She must have already bought her JetBlue ticket for Oklahoma, took the plane ride, hitched a ride on the back of a pick-up truck, and had the plan all set to be waiting outside your house. You better hide before she comes after you, because that shit looked serious!! In other news, lighten the fuck up. She obviously doesn't hope you die. She made a bad choice in words, and obviously felt stupid after saying it - which explains the backing up part. And she's back now, regardless if you like it or not. So accept it and move on. It's really not that hard.

As it usually does. Says absolutely nothing about Goldberg or Batista being supposed draws.

The fans must have knew Shane and Kane had a dinner date last night. That sure as hell forced me to turn on Raw.

Oh my god, he even writes without a personality Well, yes, but he did use a beautiful wordy dropkick in "In your own mind you may be able to justify treating your fans a certain way. Don't think you can do the same to your friends" , followed by a powerful literary spinebuster in "You're going to have problems OUTSIDE the ring, punk!" This kid has potential to be a future best seller, by gawd.

Orton: Ha, Mr. McMahon said I threw a nice dropkick a few nights ago. Jindrak: Yeah? Well, JR called my dropkick one of the best in the business. Orton: You son of a bitch!! I'll kill you!!! *Fight ensues*

Awesome ! Katie Vick is back ! But with Booker T now ! And no stereotypical lines either. Triple H: Booker, I remember. I remember, Book. All those years ago, Shaniqua Jackson.....you killed her!! For real, dawg. Booker T: *opens eyes wide and stares at hand*

God, it's like they don't even know the camera's there!

If Austin and Bischoff would just go out to dinner, they could solve their problems like Kane and Shane.

Does it honestly matter?

*Kane looks at the tip Shane left on the table, and sticks $5 into his pocket* JR: KANE JUST STOLE THAT WAITER'S TIP ! WHAT A VILE, SMELLY MONSTER HE IS ! THAT SON OF A BITCH !!

Damn, Shane should have pushed the table away and shot Kane in the forehead. Then, the Godfather music could have played as he slowly walked out of the restuarant. He IS amazingly cool and tough, you know?

Well, he needed to know the specials before he sat down. Shows you how he likes to spend his money.

And he calls himself religious. Would Jesus use a chair? Don't think so. Do you not remember the time when Jesus did a swerve and paid Judas back for his sins? Jesus: Do not be afraid, Judas. I forgive you. I forgive.....*WHACK* JR: GAWD ALMIGHTY, THE SON OF GOD JUST HIT JUDAS WITH A STEEL CHAIR !! JESUS CHRIST !! JESUS CHRIST !! JESUS CHRIST !!

Stereotypical Asian guy !! Awesome !! The trend continues !!

That's no Stereotype brother...that IS who Shane Comic Boy Helms is. Well, yeah....unless he gets pissed at stereotypical, angry, jive-talking black guy. Then, he gets all angry and winds up getting his ass kicked because he didn't back the Mack.

So let's see..... Stereotypical Black Guy as the Ring Announcer Stereoptypical French Guys Stereotypical fat Samoan Stereoptypical Skinny, Nerdy, White Guy. We Want Equality.

Orton won the match at Unforgiven. Tonight's match will just end in a big ol' clusterfuck with all 10 guys hitting their signature moves on each other. Because that never happened before.

Great comeback by the Jets today. Now, all we need is for Buffalo, New England, and Miami to lose every game - and the Jets win every game - and we can have Gang Green in the playoffs. Sounds realistic to me

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Well, there's one theory going around that says something else about the end of Agent Smith. Neo and Agent Smith are supposed to be total opposities, as if Neo is Christ and Smith is the Anti-Christ. If you combine these complete opposites, nothing exists. It's like 1+(-1)=0. So if Neo is "1" and Smith is "-1", you combine them and get nothing as a result. This is supposedly why they were destroyed. Or something.