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SuperJerk

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  1. The two got into a fight again (temper tantrum might also be a good description) after school today and I stormed out of the room yelling that I was sick of both of them.
  2. That's the Mexican one, right? Where the Devil tries to tempt everyone?
  3. JLU's Cadmus storyline was probably better than anything ever done in any other DCAU show.
  4. 2.7 trillion to be exact. http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2007/pdf/hist.pdf $2 trillion over 30 years is not what I'd classify as "a drop in the bucket". That's an average of $66.7 billion you're talking about.
  5. Leftist foreigners with no stake in this fight are entitled to their opinions. C-Bacon's just enjoying the freedoms and priviledges afforded him by the American government, even though he lives in a country that has neither freedom of speech nor developed the internet.
  6. Its not nearly as white-trash as it was portrayed on TV.
  7. Didn't Rockefeller die while having hot bondage sex? I don't know how hot it was if one of the participants was 70 years old.
  8. Seasons of "The Batman" are only 13 episodes and have been running almost back-to-back.
  9. Rando's my new hero for that gag.
  10. Whoa...thread merger.
  11. You forgot "This reminds me of the time...[cut to random and often unfunny cut-away joke]" that gets shoe-horned into every other scene. The James Woods episode of "Family Guy" was hilarious, but that's the only one since their return that immediately comes to mind.
  12. They over-hyped it to the point that by the time it finally came out people were sick of hearing about it. And I think a lot of parents were so turned off by the Superman/Lois love-child angle that repeat business was hurt. People were expecting something more kid-friendly, I would think.
  13. And that doesn't sound pretencious of him at all, does it? When the social satire is lost on 90% of the audience, it probably just wasn't very good satire.
  14. If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts, then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."
  15. That plate gives her some bonus points, though.
  16. As much as I'd like to think the owner of the car was a hot chick, I know it probably was a dude.
  17. We may have talked about this before, but where exactly was Raytown located? I first thought it was somewhere down South, but I remember watching one show that made me conclude it was in the Midwest (I'm thinking Ohio or Missouri; I can't recall which one). I think you once found out I work in Raytown and gave me shit about it. And, no, they never actually renamed the high school gym the Thelma Harper Memorial Gym.
  18. This is true, but don't forget how enthusiastically the right-wing smear machine (aka the Bush campaign) attacked him back in 2000.
  19. Someone needs to scan the front page that went with that article. And people say the Onion isn't funny...
  20. For the record, I look more like Jeb than George.
  21. Kinda like when Cheney cussed at that one Congressman? The big deal was made because it was on the floor of the U.S. Senate, a sacred American institution where only 5 years earlier they'd been discussing President Clinton ejaculating onto a White House intern.
  22. Ladies and gentlemen, a special message from the 41st Vice President of the United States.
  23. "What's the big fucking deal?" "Hell if I know."
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