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Iverson said all that?

The Champ is backstage.

<---Hopes they bring back the real belt tonight (but doubts it).

I haven't seen photography this bad since the Zapruder film.

So, the plot is that they're working at a Mooby's. With Rosario Dawson. Yeah, that looks like it might be good. The blonde looks like Smith's wife...except blonde.

I will be recording tonight's show. Just to put things in perspective: I also have the night Nash blew his quad on tape.

This is what we sound like.

Does being over as a heel count?

I doubt it takes that long.

Triple H vs. Edge at the Royal Rumble.

I agree 100%.

I just found this...

They're the only movie ads I've seen in quite a few years that didn't have 2 seconds of studio logos at the beginning of them.

I've only seen it done on the show we're talking about. And it looks like one of those bootleg DVDs where someone took a video camera to a movie screening.

Actually, they survived because the oler fighters (And Galactica) did not have a networked computer system. It may be that Cain figured that out, and downgraded her systems. Makes you wonder why newer ships were allowed to be networked in the first place.

I'd like to see Galactus and Unicron have an eating contest.

Those are already on DVD, though. "The Greatest Wrestling Stars of the '80s" and "The Monday Night Wars".

"Huh? You want a banana? They're that damn good?"

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Maid." Jamie Pressley got all the best lines this week. Catalina's bit about putting a nail in Earl's other hand and taking him to church was gold, also.

Do you think he's funny enough to carry a movie?

I think the reasoning behind putting the IC and US titles on relatively big names is to try to get it some credibility like it had back throughout the 80s and through the early to mid 90s. While that's a good theory, at no time since winning the belt has any of Flair's feuds been made to seem like they were for the belt.

I'm pretty sure we know where this is going. The smart thing to do would be to have Benjamin and Haas feud over the IC belt. So, of course, that's exactly what won't happen.

Two thoughts: 1) WWE.com really needs to decide if it wants to be kayfabe or not. 2) I really hope its a girl.

I'm not so much knocking the movie as I am forwarding my theory that Jimmy Fallon isn't funny.

Putting the IC belt on Edge would be almost as dumb as putting the IC belt on Ric Flair.