SuperJerk

I see lowered buyrates as being caused by running so many PPVs per year. When I first started watching wrestling, PPVs seemed like a bigger deal, now its like "Oh, look, another pay per view *yawn*..." I'm sure total buys for the entire calendar year is up though, since its probably the same 200,000 people throwing their money away no matter how shitty the build up is.

I remember the "Beat the Clock" show they did last year being pretty good.

I'm going to remember this thread if anyone ever asks why there aren't more females on this board.

And, to chime in on the Green Day discussion, American Idiot had (at most) maybe 3 good songs on it. The White Stripes are better.

There must be some alternate version of this song floating around I haven't heard. The one I know sounds like a slowed down version of the alien signal from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" with a trumpet section added.

Where's Charlie Haas these days? Since his wife's in, you'd think he'd be in too.

Usually guys say they'd "hit it", but there was that risk this thread might turn into a Steve Austin discussion.

The next time my wife and I have problems, I'm going to compare her vagina to the Grand Canyon in front of 18,000 paid spectators.

I don't get why so many people are saying they would actually LIKE to see Orton in the main event. This is what this thread is supposed to be right? What you'd LIKE to see (not what you think you'll see)?

Where the hell did that come from? The only person I recognize is Triple H.

Someone please explain to me how Vince thinks a US court has jurisdiction over a Japanese wrestling company. This is how rumors get started.

Ahem. Although, if I REALLY wanted to be fair, I could also point out that Mel Carnahan was the popular sitting MO Governor at the time, and Carnahan's widow had already been named as Carnahan's successor if he won. The absentee ballots had already been sent out at the time the guy died (he was alive when I voted for him), so there was no way to change the ballot. Ashcroft completely stopped campaigning after the place crash. Ashcroft only lost by 48,000 votes.

No. I'm sure I could think of a couple of things Hitler was right about. For example, I'm pretty sure he thought the world was round, and that the French are annoying.

As much as I dislike the way Angle is currently portrayed on Raw, I can't think of one reason to say that Daniels has anything on Angle in the non-workrate categories. Plus, Daniels has a very lame gimmick that might have been fashionable 5 years ago, but now seems ridicules. High flying goes to Daniels, and I honestly have not seen any indication that Daniels is superior on the categories of psychology or story telling. Since I've never seen a single second of ROH, I'm going entirely by how he's been used in TNA.

Care to elaborate on that?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43693 People who say that the Onion isn't funny are, themselves, funny.

*reads Bret Hart interview* Wait a second.... ...Bret Hart has a DVD coming out? And his wrestling career's over?? Why have I not heard about this before???

You don't know me. I assure you, I shall nestle this song to my bosom and nurture it forever. On a related note, next year marks the 10 year anniversary of the Macarena. Please let this be sarcasm...

Holla Back Girl sounds like it was recorded using a Fisher Price keyboard by a kid writing a song for the elementary school talent show. Then, mix in non-sensical lyrics where a woman in her mid-30s is RAPPING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL and spelling the name of a piece of fruit. Any of you fuckers that like this song will look back a year from now and want to kick your own ass for liking it.

Sounds like that old 3rd world country trick where the dictator throws as many names Western government styles into the official title of the nation when their really just a dictatorship.

On a different note, I've seen it mentioned in at least 3 or 4 different sources that the ruling was 139 pages long. That seems like an accomplishment until you realize they used 2 inch margins and size 16 font.

I showed this to a 45 year old woman at work today. She didn't get it either.

ONLINE ONSLAUGHT. Or whatever it is called. Yeah....?

You shouldn't bitch that something wasn't funny when you didn't even get the joke.