OldSchoolWrestling

I loved the play by play you did a few weeks back. I knew you when. But now.......... "You sold out!" "You sold out!" Congrats on the writing gig. Hopefully you can still do a play by play in the forum and then write your review later.

Saw him in concert a few months ago with Banda El Recodo. Both are highly recommended.

They have only one chance of this being any type of positive: If CBS allows them to show footage of Survivor. All they have to do is show the scene on Survivor where he and his buddy tell everyone his grandmother died while he was on the island just to win a challenge, and the footage of him imitating wrestlers, he'll be worth something. If they just If they just say he was the heel from Survivor, the fans won't give a shit.

That would be nice. Washed down with a case of beer. That should say the silence of the crowd. And maybe he should direct this to the writers/bookers/Vince. What's wrong with Cena's head? All wrestlers will be required to watch this tape before each and every show.

Looks like Randy has a bit of a spelling problem. He'd fit in great here.

Did he pay you, or just blow you in the alley behind Kinko's?

A fake auto insurance card will only fool the dmv, cops that may pull him over, and anyone he may crash into at some point. I don't think he'll make any cash out of this.

When my wife wanted to go to see Ricky Martin a couple years ago, I pretended I didn't want to but inside was happy as hell because I knew the woman factor would be outrageous. And it did not disappoint.

Another good one is "Fan-Man", the guy who flew into the Holyfield-Bowe fight with a parachute and a fan to help him fly around. He got his ass beat quite nicely when he landed.

7) The referee who loves the business more than anything but is too small and skinny to ever be taken seriously. How his love for the business keeps him going as a referee and how he struggles seeing shitheads with nice bodies doing well but not even liking or respecting the business.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=ST&f=1&t=48429 Halfway down the page.

Janet Jackson is no scrub.

Is Hailey gone? I hope not, she is the hottest adult on the show. Summer was looking at her hottest tonight. Oliver must die. Anna/Seth is doing nothing for me. Sandy befriending Jimmy after he kissed his wife is just not right. Luke/Summer? Too early for that.

Another good one is that minor league baseball game where the player got him by the pitch, turned around and nailed the catcher, and then charged the mound. He knew the catcher would stop him if he tried to charge the mound so right after he got hit I think he karate kicked the catcher then went after the pitcher. I've seen clips on this and it is hilarious.

That was an awesome fucking spectacle. Get this one on tape if you haven't seen it. The Bowe/Golota fight itself is worth the viewing. He was kicking Bowe's ass the whole fight but couldn't stop low-blowing him. At the end, I believe Golota finally gets disqualified and all the cornermen rush the ring. Golota gets nailed with I believe a cellphone and the fans start rioting. All you see is people getting their asses whipped in the stands. Golota fans vs Bowe fans, basically blacks against whites. Jim Lampley is freaking out because his kids are somewhere in the stands and he's worried about them and George wants to throw down.

Good. That'll keep hosses like A-Train off of Smackdown and doing Velocity duty.

You can't put Brian Adams and Celine Dion in the same sentence. She is the anti-christ.

Stop pissing away all the good lines.

Don't go all Michael Jackson on us.

The problem though, is that when you look at his screen name, you don't see the _ . I always thought Raven_Effect01 and Raven Effect01 were 2 different people.

Maybe they were filming a 1-800 collect commercial next door and asked the "stars" to stop by.

The thing about her return that makes it awesome is that this is the first time in the 3 seasons that Palmer is using her bitchiness to get something out of it. Scott Keith said on his blog regarding Chloe: "I'd hit it"

The reunion show was horrible and Leeza Gibbons as host made it 20 times more horrible with her stupid questions and reactions.

49ers' Garcia arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Jan. 14, 2004 SportsLine.com wire reports SAN JOSE, Calif. -- San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jeff Garcia was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Wednesday, a jail spokesman said. Garcia, a three-time Pro Bowl selection, was booked into the Santa Clara County jail at about 3:30 a.m., spokesman Mark Cursi said. "He'll be assessed, and when it's determined he can care for himself, he'll be released on a written promise to appear in court," Cursi said. Garcia was pulled over by San Jose State University police near campus, Cursi said. Garcia had three passengers in his car and the vehicle was pulled over for "erratic operation," campus police said in a statement. The statement said preliminary results showed a blood alcohol level above the legal limit, but that final results would not be available for about two weeks. Garcia attended San Jose State and lives in San Jose. He has been the 49ers' starting quarterback since Steve Young retired after the 1999 season. AP NEWS The Associated Press News Service Copyright 2004, The Associated Press, All Rights Reserved