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I've been in f'ing hysterics for at least five minutes. This is just so damn oddball.

This should help. Helping the Biff.

Downhome, I might just have to adopt you as my new Messiah, if I can get a couple of those. Hopefully I can talk to you when I get off from work tonight.

Must have more!!!

I had this happen before when I tried to use the copy of mine that came with my old computer. The program isn't that good anyway, just download Nero and find a crack.

I think JudasSault is hung if that helps...

I believe one of them is "don't get high on your own supply."

Thread bad! Make me dumberer! Must stop! Pudding! Freedom! Go Zack!

No, it's CHAVETASTIC~!!!

"The Gimp"

^If that gif is allowed, I better be able to use my ass of flame one. Happy B-Day!

Why do I always miss these random fits of insanity here?

I used to love it when the WSMC lead into sumo wrestling. That was some of the best TV ever.

One time, my ex, Brittany and I went to a piercing parlor where she got her nipples pierced. She had convinced me to get a Prince Albert, but we spent all our money on her accidently. It was a good thing because a week later the guy got shutdown for not having a license, after he messed up a labia piercing real bad. So I never got the piercing and I'm gonna keep it that way.

I'm confused. Does this mean Dames has a pierced tongue...?

Does it bleed? Edit: I just marked at your sig. I swear I was the only one who knew about the guinea pig movies. Fuck Charlie Sheen indeed.

I'm getting pissed. If there isn't a least two feet of snow by Thanksgiving, I'm gonna have thirty fucking relatives coming over to my damn house. Sixteen fucking nieces and nephews + lots of my cool shit = angry Mr. Piss!

Out of curiosity, what is the youngest reported individual suspected of murder?

Dammit, I knew I should have used UPS. Now how am I going make that lamp with out a human leg, huh? How, I say?

I got a shit load of free entree coupons for Denny's. Must be at least 30 of them. I function as the Human Resource Manager at 5 of the stores I help run and it is fun getting all these comps. Now if only Denny's was edible...

Minnesotians, like Hoff and myself, require snow, if only to make small-talk easier. We know it's coming, so get it over with, type of thing.

I just beat Goldberg with Trish on Smackdown difficulty. The match sucked though. Basically clothlines, stomps, kicks from behind, rope guillotines, and 4 Chick Kicks later, 1-2-3.

I dreamt once, of the most beautiful rose that could ever exist. The rose was the life of a man. The tinest petal,the triumps in his life, his loves, his joys, the very essense of his being. The thorns his defences, his cold shell, his distaste that he diplays toward the world. The stem, the ongoing thread in which the rose grew which was also true of the man. The tinest detail lends to the beauty and sting of this rose. All the pain, the loves, the hates, the experiences, the hopes, and the dreams all contained inside the perfest red rose which grew on. The question left to me during my dream was, is plucking the rose to enjoy the temporary beauty and forgoing all that could be, to bathe in its beautiful glow in one passing moment, was that the moment of its greatest beauty, the point in which it is fullest? Or is it the continued regrowth of the rose, the changes from now to its end, the true life and the full existence to behold? I did not have the answer. There also were some big breasted women dressed as schoolgirls, with their hair in pigtails.

It's all good. I have many complaints about the game but they are far outweighed by the positives, for me at least. I also didn't mean to come off as serious, being my whole tenure here has pretty much been me attempting to amuse myself, and have a good conversation whenever possible. Later.

Irrelevant. What I do at other times here is not involved at all in this conversation. Glad you have a girlfriend, and hope things work out for you. I am also glad you needed to bring her up in your discussion to attempt to prove a point. Ok. One of these quotes adds to the discussion, while the other could come off as "bitching" because we enjoy a game you don't. If you posted like the second selection the first time, no one would have "jump down your throat".