Murmuring Beast

You knows things are gonna get better. Triple H is running shit scared backstage of people like Foley and Goldberg who have weight behind the scenes. Kane or Van Dam will get their chance.

Van Dam. Van Dam wins it, Triple H, gets it back, Goldberg keeps it till next year, fucks off and forfeits it and Orton wins a tournament. S'it's easy.

The match versus Austin at Summerslam still gives me the shivers and gets me really uptight as if I haven't watched it before. I HATED Austin at that point. Truly great match. *Runs to watch*

Kane will win the title. I'll never watch again if he doesn't.

But you read it and clicked on the link, right?

Even though I don't agree with everything he says, you're an ass if you don't think a column like that is intriguing or interesting.

Murmuring Beast - 1092 (92) Could have been far worse ...

No, they still have Rosie for that.

Next Night On Raw: Hunter has no penis! Where has Kane hid it! BAH GAWD!~

That Flair "don't get off her till she screams" promo was scary, but I hear it hasn't left Scott Keith's video player ...

Have him pin Mr.America SWERVE~ "You didn't actually pin Hogan clean, brother!"

Evolution should put ads in local newspapers.

Can Savage speak anymore?

Flair is serving up instant match with fries. Chop, chop, chop, leg, figure of four = no substance.

King. Kong. Bundy.

You are forgetting Bam Bam Bigelow.

The guy that is wrestling under the "Kane" mask is not Kane. It's someone else ...

The match with Eddie was great, expect the fact that he hit the powerbomb about 3 seconds in.

I'll stop watching if anything happens to Mick.

SIGN LAST NIGHT: NASH IS TRASH

Storm: Finished, over-rated, never was much good anyway Booker: Absolutely crushed beyond repair RVD: Was pushed, de-pushed, killed, re-born, dying a slow death Christian: Not that good to begin with Jericho: Still holds a high spot, but is just used as a company pivot Lesnar: WWE champion, can't be pushed any further Benoit: Was pushed, excellent wrestler, successful champion? Mysterio: Doing well on Smackdown, will never main-event, so don't build your hopes up. Edge: Injured, but will be crushed upon return Cena: Was pushed, proven that he's not ready yet. In other words, your point?

It will be nothing else.

No more mentioning of Storm. He sucks.

Scarlet