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I'm vertically challenged

Dames- Everyone knows your a midget. No need to worry

He's saying AJ needed Vince Russo's help to defeat Dusty Rhodes. Blaming Vince McMahon for TNA's ills is just ignorant. What about indies that do well? Didn't Vince kill them? AMW is just too overexposed- they need to take a break for a while and then get back in the title hunt. Go Michael 'Resthold' Shane! The industry is not dead. You mean like the aggresive Jerry Lynn that lasted oh two weeks before being killed? Or the Lynn v. Credible feud? It doesn't matter if you can talk- you have to back it up in the ring. And Sabin and Ki (somewhat) CAN talk. And apparently TNA has so much faith in Shane's mic skills- they're giving him Douglas. Uhhhh no it didn't. Eddy was stuck in the midcard with Russo. That feud was awful and killed both guy's heat while wasting potential gimmick matches. With Russo he developed the persona of major pussy.

It's a shame you never grasped how to use the quote button. And it's called wrestling- not rasslin'. HBO did not do that Real Sports thing for ratings- While they do care about ratings a bit, bps is right in that it revolves around getting subscribers to join. And Carnivale got mostly poor reviews.

Hopefully he'll target hippies to make you happy

With Dames about to snap I think I should insult the Yankees and Bret Hart if I see him over holiday. I'd love to be the one who caused- DAMES-ZILLA!~

Predictions for rest of 2003-2004: Meeting me again will cause this anger

I'm a registered Republican and now that I'm 18 will be voting that way

treble charged said a while ago- Dr. Tom said a while ago- See Dr. Tom- treble charged got screwed plain and simple.

Anytime Maya Rudolph is in a skit after 12:30 it is bound to be one awful cringe inducing skit

It's in Franken's book for all to see

Enjoy this Marney- Chris Matthews: [ yelling ] Welcome back to "Hardball", I'm Chris Matthews! Big trouble in little China, our soldiers are back home after the whole ordeal, and everyone stateside's thinking of Nixon-era paranoia and old-fashioned terror with the Far East! Is this the beginning of a new Cold War! I don't know why I'm asking you! Nobody watches this show anymore - nobody!! I'm out here asking the tough questions, shouting at powerful officials, in short, playing Hardball! But, apparently, America would rather watch Pat O'Brien interview the cast of "Becker" on "Access Hollywood"! Sheep! Baa-aa-aa-aa! You people are sheep! Here to talk about the China situation: Republican Congressman of Georgia, Bob Barr. Bob Barr: Chris, thanks for having me.. Chris Matthews: Whoa! Getting a little lippy right off the bat, eh, Barr? Listen to me, Georgia peach, you talk when Matthews says you talk! Also with us: syndicated political humorist, colorful Texan, Molly Ivins. Molly Ivins: Hello, y'all, nice to be back, Chris! Chris Matthews: And, finally, former Clinton advisor and ten-year-old girl, Paul Begala! Paul Begala: [ with wide-eyed smile ] Now, Chris, you know I'm not a ten-year-old girl! Chris Matthews: Can it, Missy! Molly Ivins, we're gonna start with you! This is Bush's first test on an international stage - can he claim victory, or what?! Molly Ivins: [ laughing ] Oh, I don't think so, Chris! There's an old saying down here in Texas: "Bobcats can eat all the chili it wants, don't mean he's gonna crap diamonds." Chris Matthews: I got no idea what that means! Bob Barr, Bush eventually did apologize to President Jiang, how are conservatives taking this! Bob Barr: Well.. some of us less compassionate conservatives think Bush wasn't nearly tough enough. We should have gone on the offensive. The Chinese were upset that their jet collided with one of our planes? Well, I wonder how they would have felt if one of our bombs had collided with one of their chopstick factories? Chris Matthews: Whoa! [ laughs ] Not bad, Barr! Bomb the Chinese! Hey, you're a lunatic, but you had some freakin' Hardball! Bob Barr: Well, Bush blew it! We didn't need that plane back. What this country needs is months of diplomatic tension followed by a protractive land war in China. We had our chance, and we lost it! Paul Begala: Can I say something here, Chris? The Cold War is over! This administration has been using outdated policies to justify their own agenda.. Chris Matthews: Zip it, Kermit! Go back to Fraggle Rock! Let the grown-ups talk about politics! Molly Ivins, are relations with China strained forever! Molly Ivins: Well, Chris.. you know the old Texas proverb about square-dancing on a hot griddle! Chris Matthews: No I don't! Molly Ivins: Well, you can't do it unless you're wearing special heat-proof grill-dancing shoes! Think about it, Chris! Chris Matthews: Whoa, Ivins! There's a fine line between down-home folksy and freakin' nuts! Bob Barr, are we ever gonna get the plane back! What's Bush's next move! Bob Barr: Well, I'll tell you what it should be, Chris. Two words: poisonous snakes! We've got more than we need over here - I say load 'em up, airlift them over to Beijing, and just let 'em go! It's time to put our poisonous snakes to work fighting the Chinese! Pretty soon, it's "No more snakie! We give you plane back!" Then a quick strike against Russia, we drive on East Berlin, Bush appoints me king of Austria-Hungary, and everyone's happy! Chris Matthews: What about it, Paul Begala! Should we send in an army of snakes to fight Chinese citizens and invade Moscow! Paul Begala: [ over banner: "Paul Begala, Very Small Penis" ] Chris, that is ludicrous! Bill Clinton's foreign policy was much, much closer to China. This is not 1951. [ banner chages to: "Paul Begala, Has To Sit Down To Pee" ] Bush has to understand that the.. [ notices Chris laughing at banner ] Hey, come on, I can see that! [ laughs ] Molly Ivins: Chris, can I just say one more thing? Chris Matthews: Yeah! Molly Ivins: If a coyote's chewing on your boot, you better cowboy Alamo six-shooter tumbleweed rodeo moustache wax, partner! Chris Matthews: Good God, woman, what the hell are you talking about!! If anyone's watching this show, steer clear of Molly Ivins! I want to thank my guests tonight! Bob Barr, final thoughts! Bob Barr: Chris, there's a billion Chinese. And if we're gonna wipe 'em off the Earth, we need about eleven more children per couple to catch up. So, America, get humping! Chris Matthews: Barr, you're loud, obnoxious and completely dismissive of other people's opinions - I love you, you're great! Molly Ivins, check into a mental ward! Molly Ivins: Sloo-be-dee, Chris! Zerkum one come grizzly! Chris Matthews: Yikes! Finally, Paul Begala, you lab experiment gone wrong - do you have anything left to say or yourself? Paul Begala: Chris, next time.. Chris Matthews: Yeah! Paul Begala: ..I come back.. Chris Matthews: Yeah! Paul Begala: ..I'm gonna have to ask that you.. Chris Matthews: Whoa-oa! Paul Begala: ..keep the insults to a minimum.. Chris Matthews: Shut up! You're dull, and you look like a defective Pez dispenser! Stick around, I'm gonna watch a videotape of myself and shout at it! You're watching "Hardball"! [ fade out ]

The Wall sucked. Watch some of his work in WCW and try not to cringe. If big monsters sell the shows then how come the Smackdown! with Rey v. Matt did a better then expected rating? Big guys have a place in wrestling but the Wall was just awful in WCW

I think it may have gotten cut cause it was subpar. One time I saw a Hardball that was alright but they cut it- I think because maybe they got high standards for them. Amy was set to play Hillary Clinton btw

No it isnt. Shorten your sig please

Yea- It's bad enough you're a dumb fuck but cant you keep your sig in check?

...and treble charged gets snubbed again

Dude- shorten that sig now! It's too big

The OLAY OLAY OLAY kick- Joe and opponent are on the outside. Joe has his opponent take a seat in a chair and then puts him up against the guard rail. He then claps his hands and the crowd goes OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY (like at a soccer match) Then Joe runs at his opponent and kicks him in the face.

Here's another idea called I can book better then you: Samoa Joe is brought in and does the OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY kick and instantly gets over

Here is my idea that is better then your idea: Homicide does not team with New Jack New Jack is not in TNA at all. Hey! I just booked better then you

Teaming Homicide and New Jack has got to be one of the dumbest ideas I've ever seen. And how does Joe's weight take away from the fact that he's an awesome wrestler? And fantasy booking is a couple folders down

Well Al obviously wrote Stuart Smalley and probably helped tweak some of the political humour. Maybe Kristin wrote the cold opening- I really don't know

I thought the funniest skit was Three Wise Men. I just copy and paste what I wrote in my previous review and if they do it again I usually will take something off. I don't know- I know she wrote for Futurama but I don't know what style of humour she has. Johnnie Cochran WAS in the audience last night. So yes- it was him that you saw. That's one disadvantage of living in Canada- of course you also don't have to worry about the dreaded equal time laws.