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Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

I find it despicable that you got sucked in by that nosy bitch's article. I hardly think they are using 9/11 as an excuse. They got close with them after their husbands' died, and something happened. Oh well. Maybe they were unhappy in their own home lives. Maybe they found something in common with these women, they are grieving about their husbands, and the guys are grieving about their friends. Who knows? But I still say it is nobody's business.

There is, it's pretty depressing. Nothing a fifth of vodka and a lead pipe won't fix though.

So who would've been to blame if that fat druggie ran around the track and died? This is ridiculous, he caused his own death by attacking the cops and NOT STOPPING WHEN THEY SAID STOP. They used normal force against him, and his own disgusting body and his own disgusting habits killed him, not the cops.

So that just makes it all okay to up and leave your wife(along with your children) for a deceased friend's widow just because the widow lost her husband and needed some companionship? Only if the widow is hotter then your current wife.

No, not really. I listen to valid opinions. Yours however, isn't, it's just pointless pissing and moaning.

Well, after getting paid for 4 years of sitting on his ass, I'm glad Shawn now feels the need to get back on the road. Can Jesus Boy ignore all the temptations the road brings? On a serious note, I'd be far more likely to attend a house show if HBK was on the card.

I just don't understand where my invitation is.

Eh, Mick will be back in the ring sooner rather then later.

Now that's just ridiculous. I'm stil sick, so instead of being mad, all I can do is sneeze angrily.

Except consuming enough food to feed a small African village, and consuming enough drugs to kill Scott Hall.

Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Tito Santana: Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah? For what? Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop...

I think I speak for 80% of us when I say "Shut up and stop whining like a little girl." Thank you.

I wish I could say something clever, but I have a vicious case of the flu. My AIDS tend to kick in here and there. Either way, thanks for remembering me. And all of you who didn't, go fuck yourselves.

Nelly or Missy Elliott.

I'll just watch now to see if the son gets to hit it.

Probably Tazz. His bad ass persona, and Heyman's booking of him gave the title a lot of legitimacy. It's just too bad the WWF came calling, and he hads to leave ECW with a whimper rather then a bang.

I definitely enjoyed it. **** matchup. One of the best matches Helmsley's ever been involved in, and Shawn's been amazing 90% of the time since he came back.

Switch the beer for Jack Daniel's or Tequila.

Girls in "farmgirl" outfits are hot. Hence, I will give it a shot if I am home.

GO FOR IT!

William Regal about Brian Pillman "My favorite Brian Pillman memory was being in [Johnny Depp’s] The Viper Room in Los Angeles with Brian Pillman. And we both stood there and we saw this little old guy dancing in the corner with a white suit on and a wig and I was looking and I said, ‘That’s Tony Curtis!’ and he goes, ‘No it’s not!’ And I said, ‘Yeah it is.’ And he walked up and slapped him on the back of the head as hard as he could. (laughs) He just smacked him as hard as you could possibly hit someone on the back of the head and he goes, ‘Hey Tony, this is Brian!’ And I was like (looking shocked). And then he saw a girl ... and he adjusted his wig like that went, ‘Hi Brian, how are you doing?’ And we walked out of the place. And that’s my favorite Brian Pillman story. There’s also the juggling midgets story but that’ll take too long to tell you..."

I really really can't stand holier then thou assholes. You don't know the circumstances of why he picked up his first drink, and you don't know why he continued. So shut the fuck up. Did it make you feel better to say that? Idiot............

I'm gonna check it out for dinner tomorrow. Should I get the burger or the chicken?

You're stupid. Says the guy with the airbrushed Michelle Branch pic in his sig it's okay, i can do it: cartman, you're stupid. VERRRRRRRRY STUPID. <waits patiently for Axl Rose joke>