Cuban Linx

With Marvin in self-imposed TSM exile you can probably drop his team from the Keepers list.

Think i won by tiebreaker, nailing the Titans 14 points exactly. Thank you Oakland for somehow managing to cover, and thank you Cleveland for being crappy enough to only beat the Raiders by 3.

Kevin Garnett + 9 selects: F/C Emeka Okafor

Which he promtly follows up with an Interception a minute into the second half. Still better than Kerry Collins i guess.

I half expected this to be a japanese girl blowing a Polar Bear or some shit, i've come to expect the worst in these sorts of posts.

Just my luck, Pedro Martinez is out until the allstar break next season, there goes one of my keepers before this season is even finished. Though sadly half a season of Pedro is still better than keeping anyone else i had on my team.

Figures, i get 10 right which is good enough to beat practically everyone, so of course i run into Agent who happens to get 12. Still moved up a spot in the rankings at least.

Tennessee - 14 Points Arizona at Atlanta (7.5) (9.5) Dallas at Tennessee (9.5) Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets (4.5) Miami at Houston Minnesota at Buffalo (1.5) New Orleans at Carolina (7.5) (2.5) San Diego at Baltimore San Francisco at Kansas City (7.5) Detroit at St. Louis (6.5) (3.5) Cleveland at Oakland (3.5) Jacksonville at Washington New England at Cincinnati (6.5) Seattle at Chicago (3.5) Green Bay at Philadelphia (11.5) Picking the Titans, Texans, 49'ers, Raiders and Packers all in the same week, somehow i don't think i'll be waiting long to start losing again.

THURSDAY BYU at TCU FRIDAY Rutgers at South Florida SATURDAY Navy at Connecticut Akron at Kent State Boise State at Utah Oregon at Arizona State Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech Texas Tech at Texas A&M San Diego State at San Jose State Central Michigan at Kentucky Troy at UAB Kansas State at Baylor Ohio State at Iowa Washington at Arizona Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oregon/Arizona State game? 58 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Iowa's Drew Tate have against Ohio State? 200

UFC's 1-10

By his own admission Kurt's neck is fucked to the point he needs surgery to fuse his vertebrae that would end his career, and that was YEARS ago. God only knows what condition it's in now, but when you're collapsing in the middle of airports from temporary bouts of PARALYSIS, i'm thinking it's well beyond the point that a few months rest and a light schedule is going to save him.

UFC 59: Reality Check

And considering that he's going to the same company that had no qualms about just letting Erik Watts go after he OD'd and tried to commit suicide, TNA doesn't exactly seem to be the safest place for a lunatic drug addict half-atrophied zombie with a deathwish to be heading. "Please Don't Die" chants have never been more appropriate.

The biggest "Holy Shit!" moment out of this is that Vince McMahon and the WWE actually have the moral high ground on something. If going down a path that even VINCE MCMAHON refuses to exploit isn't a bad sign i don't know what is.

If losing makes a great heel then it's safe to say i'm the best heel of all time.

Shitty week for picks, but any week i can go bad yet still win and move up in the rankings i won't complain about.

That's not a type of cheese, you butte head.

Every single sex offender i've looked at at random so far has a moustache. Moustache = sign of a kiddy fiddler? Someone should do a study into that.

For what it's worth the Strip Poker game will probably be more competitive than Shamrock/Ortiz will be.

FRIDAY Northwestern at Nevada SATURDAY Minnesota at Purdue Kent State at Bowling Green Wake Forest at Mississippi Tulsa at Navy Arizona State at California Penn State at Ohio State Alabama at Arkansas UCLA at Washington Air Force at Wyoming South Florida at Kansas Notre Dame at Michigan State Arkansas State at SMU Oklahoma State at Houston Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Penn State/Ohio State game? 35 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will California's Marshawn Lynch have against Arizona State? 105

Tennessee - 13 Points (3.5) Carolina at Tampa Bay (3.5) Chicago at Minnesota Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (1.5) Green Bay at Detroit (6.5) Jacksonville at Indianapolis (7.5) N.Y. Jets at Buffalo (5.5) Tennessee at Miami (11.5) (3.5) Washington at Houston (7.5) Baltimore at Cleveland N.Y. Giants at Seattle (3.5) (6.5) Philadelphia at San Francisco St. Louis at Arizona (4.5) Denver at New England (6.5) (3.5) Atlanta at New Orleans That is alot of away teams. Matchup comes down to Jets/Bills, Redskins/Texans and Rams/Cardinals, all shitty games with shitty teams i have zero faith in. 0-3 here i come.

In the keeper league as Kevin Garnett + 9, and the roto league as Team Boumtje Boumtje. Probably have to autodraft in the roto league, i just hope it doesn't repeat what it did to me last year and give me by far the worst fantasy team i've ever had.

If nothing else, i'm still going better than the real Tennessee Titans.

There's also Nick Gage's (i think Gage has it at least) Ultraviolent Underground Title that they bring out for random deathmatches every now and then, but i don't know if they're still using it or if it's just been forgotten about.

I swear i used to be good at this thing.