Toxxic

Let's see - currently on my trail are: Aecas - cos i beat him at From The Fire using some nasty tactics, and have been an arsehole since. Dace - cos I have the title he wants and he's mates with Aecas. Jacob - cos I've beaten him twice, including dropping him on his head through a steel chair. Insane Luchador - cos I took his ICTV Title and called him the Inane Luchador Alan Rickman. and of course... 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens - cos I've been a cocky little rookie gobshite. Plus Clark can claim that he's the only person to ever pin me. It's nice to be popular!

No, i meant "have been using" as in "is currently under the influence of". I have three rules about my passengers: 1) No-one under the influence of illegal drugs gets a ride 2) No-one smokes in the car 3) No-one who's already thrown up that evening gets a ride unless I know them REALLY well. I did have one about no passengers committing drive-by shootings, but I was forced to waive that.

No, I'm afraid not. And I do know some people who when told that I wouldn't give anyone a lift in my car who'd been using drugs, replied "does weed count?". So I wasn't ruling out the possibility that you were serious.

Weed is drugs.

You know... this might almost be worth it.

Maddix - people write how they want to write. If people want to say that the Fed now isn't as good as it was, then they have the choice to come back and change it. Personally, I love your promos and really want to see what the hell you're coming up with here. Let's put it another way. If you don't write that concert, I'm going to spontaneously and non-sensically attack you each and every show from now until someone bans me from the board. Motivated yet?

Damn. Would it be a problem for me to arrive in the arena before your promo? Nothing big, just limo pulls up, I step out and say something. Be my guest. You can do the pre-show watchamacallit, I'll handle the actual opening.

Yeah, but were you gay? Cos you sure are now.

ICTV TITLE MATCH Toxxic vs Dace Night Special Guest Commentator: Aecas ~I'm going to have to pull something amazing out here. "The Notorious" John Duran vs "Coyote" Coy West vs Ann "Ichiban" Onita ~Christ. Should be amazing. I want Duran to win, but I'm thinking Coy might just swing it. Just. TAG TEAM TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Janus and Aecas vs Mike Van Siclen and Insane Luchadore ~Janus and Aecas. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Alan Clark vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~Flesher, bar some sort of CC swerve. He shouldn't be wrestling for it at his weight though. Edward James vs Johnny Dangerous ~JD.

Heel Flesher Lite?

The problem is; you attacked Maddix, Maddix was fine with it. You attacked Spike, Spike was a little narked at how his character was treated, or that you didn't ask him if you could use his character like that. You defended your actions about things being spontaneous, then set up a non-spontaneous feud with Rando, no-selling Spike when he'd been talked round into using his narkedness into starting an angle. Your argument is that if people don't like things they can just ignore them. My argument is that if people are going to ignore them anyway, why not ask them first so we don't have WWE-style "disappearing plotlines" taking up space, and people (who might be taking it too seriously, but they are still active members of the fed and we NEED members) getting pissed off?

I've been waiting to do this for seven weeks now... I CALL OPENING PROMO, YA BITCHES! Thank you.

Thugg - I know I've been arond about a milisecond, but when i joined you were attacking the JLers without warning. Which was fine and dandy, and you defended your actions well - until you completely no-sold Spike's promo on you in favour of working a pre-constructed angle with Rando. At one point I'd just wrestled Rando as a face, and since my character has a major inferiority complex plus (at that time) was a nice face guy, he'd have been quite up for helping fellow nice facy guy Clark go up against the evil giant Thugg (even just in a "wishing him luck" type way), but Rando told me you and he had it all planned out. So basically, it was OK for you to attack Spike in a "it's spontaneous" way, but as soon as anyone else tries it with you it was a "sorry, I've got plans" thing. Which is the major problem with things like that. Like all wrestling, it's all fine until someone isn't selling for someone else. Plus - bring on the long angles, as long as they're done well. Something like you and Rando; you hate each other. Fine, fight, someone wins, worked well. A character development like Duran leaving the Unnamed - needs to be done more subtly. The only reason I turned as sharply as I did was because we had only one writing heel outside of the Unnamed, and Zed felt it'd be beneficial to the fed if I did it. Otherwise Toxxic would still be a smiling face now.

Personally, I love the match limits as they are. Anything below 4000 and I struggle to craft a decent match.

GS, Aecas would have shown if his weekend hadn't been so crap, I know he had something done but didn't get to finish it. As for the two new/returning guys - I have to say that if I'd been handed a match as bizarre as that on my first time, I'd probably have no-showed just to see what the hell other people did in that scenario. Sad to see you go as a booker, all the same. May you always have good quality matches to mark from here on in!

Well Blade 2 saw a vertical suplex plus Luke Goss dropping the Savage Elbow on Blade.. so it may happen!

You have no idea how retarded. NO IDEA.

When it went over the top with Rico, a LOT of his routine was stollen from Jeff's last couple months. The face paint, the prancing... Exactly. But Jeff was a face (theoretically, I know a lot of Smarks hated him). And it'snot just how they're booked. Rico gets no face heat even when "protecting" Divas from Kane. ... Actually, given that one of them was Miss Jackie, I may be able to see why...

Expect a pre-Smarkdown promo now where the Partner Who Must Not Be Named gets taken out, forcing Flesher to search for another...

OK, obviously I know. And Flesher knows. Liston isn't around, and the partner knows. But I'm intrigued to hear what YOU think, and it'll give Flesher a warm glow of pleasure I'm sure. Opinions so far: Dace - Judge Mental (probable). "If it's King or MacPhisto, the Fed will cream its jeans". Jake - Jamie Drazon Any other suggestions? Everyone feel free to chip in even if you know (yes CC and The Partner too), so as to not make it obvious...

You know WC, you should really be following Austin's example and putting over new talent as you're one your way out... *ducks*

Jeff as a girl wouldn't have made it in the WWE with his figure - no breasts. I must say that it still amuses me that people used to boo Rico for coming out in eyeliner (before it went absolutely OTT crazy shit and it was no longer just about the eyeliner), but they'd ignore it with Raven and Jeff probably owes some of his sizeable female fan base to it.

Nice promo indeed. "Inspector Gadget"... like it. Plus Clark's guitar needs to be destroyed. He likes Bon Jovi. ACOUSTIC Bon Jovi, no less...

Did the fact that Liston hasn't won a match in how many weeks/months, and JD felt comfortable enough that he wasn't around to squash him WITH ONE MOVE on the show you just posted - in a contendership match to boot - not give you a clue? I'm not getting at you, but i thought it was common knowledge and that the Demon was just used as a program-filler and job boy.

SWF Intercontinental-Television Title #1 Contenders Match Mike Van Siclen v. Dace Night ~Dace, who will then come and cream me. Streetfight for the SWF United States Title "Coyote" Coy West © v. Alan Clark ~Coy MXC HCG # 1 Contenders Match Edward James v. Aecas v. Syndicate Guest Commentators: Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship Guest Ring Announcer: Captain Tenneal ~I go with the seven-foot nutter who's after my hide. Tornado Match for the SWF Tag Team Titles Wild & Dangerous © v. The House of Todd ~Ooh, ooh, ooh... W&D, but 'twas a hard decision. Tag Team Match Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher & "A Partner Of His Choosing" ~There's no way I'm winning this. NO WAY