Toxxic

I like the fact that Rico is now face, because it is now heels who get freaked out by his behaviour and therefore the crowd laugh at homophobes rather than the supposed homosexual. I wish he'd wrestle a bit more though. And Charlie Haas "puking" was just too much.

Now that promo is awesome. Lovin' it lovin' it lovin' it. And "some shallow, pretentious straight-edge cocksucker" is a great description. Well, Zed is losing it. And again, I'll be very interested to see what happens after the next show...

I like that promo. I like it a lot. And I will be VERY interested to see who wins out of Terrence and Kibs.

TRIPLE-THREAT OF DEATH!! Austin Sly vs. Jacob Helmsley vs. Edward James ~I'm picking Austin. And if he doesn't write, he's gonna suffer. Exciting Singles Match of Epic Proportions!! Tryst vs. Crow ~I'll say Tryst, but really i have no idea. TAAAAAAAAAAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA!! “Coyote” Coy West and Alan Clark vs. The House of Todd ~My Todd is an awesome Todd! Two Winners Face Off So One of Them Can LOSE!! “La Sensation Senegalaise” Said vs. Toxxic ~Bummer. Now I get the so-called rookies, and if I lose it'll be a kayfabe upset. But of course in REALITY Card's an ex-World Champ... Stable Mates Go Hardcore!! Dace Night vs. Aecas ~These two won't touch each other. But the first row might suffer. TAG TEAM TITLES YEEEEAH!! LADDER STYLEZ!! Wild & Dangerous vs. The In Crowd ~Blimey. I'd be surprised if the In Crowd manage to pull this one off, I must say. But i hope they do, as it'd be really stupid for the tag titles to change three times in three weeks and end up back where they were... Two Badasses Kick Eachother’s… Uhm, Badasses! Janus vs. Nathanial Kibagami ~Well i know Janus had 3,500 words by Thursday, so I'll go with him as Kibs may not have recovered from his bug yet. Feuds Abound In Tag Team Action!! ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher and “Notorious” John Duran vs. “Grappler” Charlie Matthews and Ann Onita ~Flesher and Duran. But there's nothing in it.

Wow. That's a little unfair. Here it is for you: sdpromo.mpg (9.04MB, 0:54) They showed it on the late version. So if any Brits wanna set their videos for the even later 2am show, it'll be on that too.

OK, that one amused me. Mortal Kombat is always good. Wouldn't have thought it was Coy's thing, but hey.

But... how are we gonna kill flies?

The Interrogation segment was awesome, Especially when RVD says that he's never heard Austin's watch say anything. That had me in stitches too. When Austin's interrogating the Alliance to find out who the traitor is, and everyone's scared or angry... except RVD, who's just confused. And it was Van Dam's delivery as well - he wasn't even really talking to Austin, just mentioning that he's never heard the watch talk... brilliant.

Excuse me? Austin, a man with a conviction for domestic assault due to drink, is given free rein to attack a female non-wrestler on a programme because she won't drink beer - and you don't see a problem with this? What's more, at that time Austin had been told that he couldn't attack ANYONE unless physically provoked. Everyone else he ever stunnered at that time had touched him in some way first. Stacy didn't. She just didn't want to drink the beer. So, the message is that it's OK for someone with a recognised drink problem to attack a woman because they don't like beer EVEN WHEN they have to have specific conditions met for them to lay a finger on anyone else. Even people who'd be able to defend themselves. Next week, Stacy comes out - and drinks beer. So the message now is that when a woman is attacked, she should correct her behaviour in order to not make the man attack her again. Austin at that time annoyed me anyway, but that one angle made me want to throw a brick through my tv. It was wrong on so many levels. Sure, don't use Stacy on tv - I find her attractive but if it came to it I'd rather see good wrestling on a wrestling show - I can find attractive women elsewhere. Fine, even have non-wrestlers attacked by wrestlers if you must - AS LONG as it is made clear that this is a BAD action. The WWE got away with the Dudleys putting Stacy through a table because JR and King sold it as a heinous act. When Austin stunnered Stacy, JR basically said "that's Austin!" - and that was that. No morals. Nothing to suggest that what we had just seen was wrong. Although there was never outright approval for it, the very lack of disapproval coupled with Stacy's actions the next week implied tacit approval.

How remarkably unimaginative.

Uh... any news on WHICH arena, exactly?

You mean unlike six weeks ago, when it consisted of Wild & Dangerous... and the House of Todd... and that was IT? Go with the promo-ing! Will be interesting to see how long this team holds together.

Uh-huh. That's the one. I'm not huge up on the whole technical wrestling aspect - that's why I'm a flippy-floppy cruiser. Besides, if I'd had Kibs go completely after the arm he'd have won...

ShaneO and Jeff end up in a fight when Shane plays too rough. Who would I want to win? ..... It's a close one ..... I'll go with Jeff, cos he actually has SOME use.

Best. Fucking. News. This. Year. Seriously. I don't give a shit about whether Austin had control of his character or not - the way he came over on tv, whether his fault or creative's, was appalling. The Stone Cold character endlessly damaged the midcard, took up airtime pointlessly, annoyed the shit out of me... and had that whole thing with Stunnering Stacy FOR NO REASON which possibly infuriated me more than any other thing WWE has ever done. Yes, even necrophilia. I don't want that Stone Cold back. Ever. Bring him back as a commentator, sure. But unless his on-screen interaction with other talent is either as a wrestler or as a commentator, keep that bastard off my tv. *celebrates*

So... what happened to the General Lee Jnr? How can Coy be Coy without the wife and kids along? And most puissantly - what storyline did this promo advance? Alan hates Maddix. Coy dislikes Todd. We know that.

Good show, guys. Tryst's promo kicked ass - but Maddix is gold, so he won. Great to see another comeback though. DNS! NOOOOOOOOO!!! Um.. (thinking what came next) - yeah, I'm looking forward to beating (sorry, SEEING) Said in the ring. NEW US CHAMP! NEW CRUISER CHAMP! DACE WINS! (as if there was any doubt - this man's HARDCORE) Erm... I win! I'm pretty sure Kibs no-showed thru illness though. Which sucks. And..... MVS and Cortez are tag champs? Er... OK. Beginner's luck, I'm sure. Or half-beginner's luck? Or something.

If this means you're no-showing tonight Kibs - sorry to hear that. And I want a rematch sometime when you're better cos I'm curious to see if I actually could take you. get well soon.

Maybe not as a tag team. But you check out the Doug Basham vs Paul London match on the last Velocity and tell me he ain't ready to work a singles match. Cos that match was better than anythign Smackdown's had for a while. And I know Paul London was in it. But Basham had some good technical wrestling going on.

You should hear what they say about you. And incidentally, who said this was water? Why would I dilute my Coke caffeine and sugar fix? *slurp* I never mix my drinks.

I'd like to point out that Mark Stevens never pinned me in that match, and it was in fact ME who left HIM lying afterwards courtesy of a Toxxic Shock Syndrome. *exits, muttering "they all laugh about me behind my back, you know!"*

1100. And recently too (of course). Might even have been my ICTV defence against Dace. I have NO idea how i did it.

I find it amusing that although behind on all other broadcasts, the UK gets Heat on Sunday morning. We also get early 90s WCW on Thursday nights. You know, back when Paul E wasn't bald, Cactus Jack was in his prime, and Steve Austin had hair. And the slingshot suplex was a legitimate finisher. *looks at SWF folder* Sorry Goodear, were you saying something?

Gold.

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