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Only one man: Inspector Harry Callahan. The world needs more Dirty Harry.

He wasn't the number 1 pick, he doesn't deserve number 1 pick money. End of story. The Saints shouldn't have to pay him the money and if everyone wants to make it out to the Saints being the bad guys, then they can. But if Bush and his agent think he should have gotten first pick money then maybe he should build a time machine, go back to talking with the Texans and beg them to draft him #1 so he can get it. He's the number two pick, he gets number two money. And it's stupid he would consider holding out for a few extra million when he'll make it up times 10 with endorsements.

everyone TRIES it. if for no other reason then to see what it's like. if Punk tried it, found out he didn't like it, didn't use it again, ok, i could buy that. but never? nuh-uh. not likely. especially, if he "grew up on the mean streets of Chicago". I haven't. It was pretty easy not to do it too. It's much more fun to laugh at the other twits and let them stumble all over the place. To be drunk would be to miss that hilarity and there is no better comedy than drunk ass people.

The band NoFx needs to be shot into space and then blasted with a laser for royally sucking at everything they try to do.

Great, now TEXAS has went pussy. What state of insanely psychotic death penalty loving people do we have now?!?!

It's a thing with him involving gross and DVD sales total. As long as it makes 33 million total from combining both of them, he's never been disappointed. The lowered expectations of Kevin Smith.

Looks like Clerks II is going to struggle to get to the 33 million Kevin is so happy to get with each film.

I'll say it right now, the Orioles would be stupid to accept anything for Tejada. He's one of the very few, the extreme few, bright spots on the team and the Orioles farm system has a way of destroying a prospect before he can find his way to the majors.

This keeps up, Smackdown won't have a roster. And yet, I imagine it will still be better than RAW.

Southern fried chicken, potato salad, green peas, cornbread with a nice tall pitcher of lemon sweet iced tea and some brownie fudge cake with a side of vanilla ice cream for desert. Yeah, that'll work just fine. Then I'll attack the guards and force them to kill me before I give those weak losers in the other room the satisfaction of killing me.

Method actors would really rape her.

"Remember granny, if you frown it's a gunshot to the back of the head for you! Oh and Happy Grandparents Day!"

Jesus Christ dude, I'm hoping this is a sick joke.

Crispin Glover is a better Riddler than Joker. I will always stand by that. And Heath is perfect if he continues to do his Trace Adkins impression from Brokeback Mountain.

For those of you interested in "THE DESCENT", I can tell you one thing. If you are expecting a non-stop horror thrill ride, you are in for quite the shock. Now if you are a big fan of rock climbing films that tosses in creatures with a piss poor ending, then it's a great film. If you can accept the first part of the film for what it is (lots and lots of cave climbing), then you'll be fine. Plus I'd imagine they have probably edited it down for America audiences and I'm hearing they remove the crap ending.

Yeah, married doesn't mean jack to most of the guys on myspace. If they want, they go for the brass ring or whatever the hell kind of ring they want to go for.

I've been tracked down by two girls who still love me, three who want to fuck me and three who want me to start dating their best friends (that is dangerously close to an Eagles song). Even after I explained I am engaged. Myspace is weird like that. And yeah, I've searched out the old people from high school but haven't messaged a one of them. Seems like all the girls are either married, pregnant, married and pregnant, or lesbians. My class just raised the bar! And Leena, is that you on your main profile picture on myspace? I swear to god, if it is then you are the woman of a 1001 looks. You rarely look the same in any picture.

Girls who list their relationship status as being married/in an open relationship with some really close friend really need to get that the joke isn't funny anymore. Like this girl that I've evidently started talking to whom I discovered through our mutual enjoyment of Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (well I only like some of it). What's the point? Hmm, someone I know had that as her name once. Does this girl have a name?

Zuh? Steve Miner, director of such great films as "Halloween H20", and "Big Bully". Although early in his career he directed "House", "Friday the 13th II and III", "Warlock", and "SOUL MAN". How can you go wrong with the director of SOUL MAN??

Thanks for reminding me what I was supposed to ask George about in a couple of weeks. I nearly forgot about that movie. And Mena Survari and Nick Cannon? That's a big pass. Only movie I've been able to stand Nick Cannon in is Drumline.

That plan had less than zero percent chance of success and Lebanon should have known that.

It's better than the option B that Israel might be considering heavily and WILL go through with if the soldiers end up found dead. It may be next to impossible for Lebanon to route them out but they might want to start trying to put up a good front otherwise Israel will come in and they won't leave. Israel and Lebanon have a common problem and if the two sides don't want to keep fighting each other and have been looking for a way for the two countries to work together for a change, they have their opening. It's not exactly the best of openings, but it's better than the other options everyone is going to be given.

It just sounds to me like another reason for Angle to get the hell out of wrestling before it does kill him. Injuries, addictions, mental problems, I mean what more needs to happen before someone finally tells him, "Look, you need to step away from this."

Question: Why CAN'T Lebanon do anything about it? I've been hearing this for awhile now, but why exactly can't they? If it's fear of backlash from Iran and Syria, I'm pretty sure they could work it out with Israel to have some help to hold them off. Hell, the two sides finally working together to do SOMETHING might work out great for both for a change. Maybe all they need is to fight alongside one another for a change instead of constantly trying to kick each other's ass.

Not enough death in the cartoon, but it was fun. The more I think about it, the more I realize it was just bloody action movie fun. Course I didn't see it in theaters cause it opened the same weekend as "BEAN" but still.