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The NL East and Wildcard contenders decide to take a night off, as the Braves, Astros, Marlins, and Nationals say "here ya go" and give the Phillies and Mets a game in the standings tonight. Great effort. Edit: Wow the Mets suck. Seriously though, those NL West teams played hard. And the BREWERS, what the fuck? 5 out!

By not using generic stupid gags like shitty Anchorman and Dodgeball and relying on Hollywood wannabes like Ferell and Vaughn, who had one decently funny flick in "Old School" to provide "guaranteed laughs", which instead produced lame crap. (Altho I've heard Vaughn redeems himself tremendously in Wedding Crashers, don't bash my opinion b/c of that film, haven't seen it). 40-Yr is smart, and needs to be seen multiple times just to catch all the insults and humorous subplots, IMO. It differs from SNL because of its ORIGINAL humor, and not "oh, I see where this joke is going" funny. Plus, Elizabeth whats-her-name (bookstore girl), the Ebay woman, Paul Rudd, hell ALL of Caroll's co-workers are incredible. One thing...who the FUCK casted "Amy", Rudd's ex-girlfriend? She was horrible looking AND she couldn't speak her lines correctly. Sounded like she just snorted 5 bags of coke.

"This was the best Smackdown match this year" Go away.

Oh yeah... "THEN YOU FUCK THE PLANT!"

I saw the movie today at 4 pm in a packed theatre. It is by far the funniest film I've seen in ages, makes shit like "Anchorman" and other "COMEDIEZ!" piss on themselves, and easily is in the top 2 films I've seen, with Batman Begins. 40-Yr is a ton of lot more entertaining than Batman. The laughs hardly ever stopped.

Gotcha.

21's biggest draw was clearly Triple H Vs. Batista. Look at the facts: January 2005 PPV "New Year's Revolution", PPV poster featuring Batista, main event teased their upcoming struggle. January 2005 PPV "Royal Rumble", internet and marks both hoping Bastista won, and he did. Central focus of Raw (and Smackdown, to some degree) became Batista's "decision". February 2005 PPV "No Way Out" has a horrible main event, with the "push" from Raw in that Batista would be showing up. Batista now showing up on Raw and Smackdown until WM. The Hogan and Austin announcements added some buys, but without live appearences to hype their return. The WM show was built around Batista and Triple H for months.

I want the return of Rachel, Sandy's hot-ass coworker. God, abs and an ass to die for.

cool, brain freeze I guess as I can't remember it. Interesting the hyped Savage/Warrior teaming on primetime national TV and then had that fiasco. It was '92 though, I'm sure the buyrate sucked anyway.

Yes! JIMMY JAM GARVIN and MICHAEL P.S. HAYES! I'm a Freebird a proven winner Been known to get down with my buddies Lynard Skynard. Get a hell of a future A hell of a past You mess with with us we're gonna kick your....OWWW! I'm a freebird now what is your excuse! "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL... AND IS FOR THE WCW UNITED STATES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!" "INTRODUCING FIRST, TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 512 pounds, from BADSTREET, ATLANTA GA, THE GREATEST ROCK n ROCK BALL OF ALL TIME... THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS!" DDT! DDT! DDT! Just kidding. God I hated Hayes & Garvin. But I never got into the 3-man team. Only Gordy work I ever liked was '92 WCW. Buddy Roberts looked like Playboy Buddy Rose's less cool little brother.

WCW Saturday Night was the "Nitro"/"Raw" for WCW during the late 80's and early 90's (into mid 90's). It had frequent title changes (Windham over Austin TV Title, Rhodes def. Steamboat for US Title, numerous tag title changes). Many angles were advanced or created.

An example of a Worldwide: MATCH 1: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat defeats jobber Mike Winner in 3 minutes. -Pre-taped Interview segment - Cactus Jack rips on Ricky Steamboat. MATCH 2: Bobby Eaton & Arn Anderson defeat jobbers Bob Cook & The Medic (!!!!) in like 4 minutes. - Highlights of last week's Clash of Champions with Sting. MATCH 3: Erik Watts defeats Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker in a not-so-one-sided jobber squash in 6 minutes. - Interview with Watts, putting over the STF, looking towards the TV Title - Run-down of the two top matches for Starrcade MATCH 4: Flyin' Brian and Steve Austin defeated Marcus Bagwell & Z-Man in a good 8-10 minute match. _____________________________________

I don't even know what to say.

That picture of Mayem Bialek or however you spell it just made me LOL. I'm not repulsed or anything, just looks like a funny picture clown face thing.

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Jenna Voy Oy in a Skirt = The Hotness

Dude, my postrate has totally been more greatly improved than anyone's in the past year.

Saturday Night = Saturday 6:05 PM EST on TBS Power Hour = Saturday 9:05 AM AM EST on TBS Main Event = Sunday 6:05 PM EST on TBS Worldwide = Why am I forgetting this...it was a Sat/Sun (differing syndication days/hours) early morning 10AM show.

That match never happened on a SNME. I can't really ever occur that match happening. The cloest would be Warrior/Savage Vs. Nasty Boys on the Road to Summerslam (or some such named USA Broadcast in late August 1992).

Awww, c'mon. LOL I saw this thead title and expected a certain two people to be here, and they were. Good stuff. Back on note: Uhh...go crazy, but if you're having this thing by the lake, don't do anything stupid, i.e. smoke yourselves out near houses, etc. or be really rowdy near houses and stuff. No cops is a plus. Do some 80's metal and segue into some classic rock, I says.

I just popped in the DVDs for the first time in months and damn, this first season is probably the best season of a TV show I've ever seen. It's THAT good. Sigh. I hope Season 3 picks it up! YOGALATES

Equally poor if not worse television ratings and PPV buyrates.

Here's some TNA fan logic that actually has a point for once: "Derrrr, look momma that there shark person done beat the bald guy!" Mark logic: WELL WHY IS SHARK BOY NOT GETTING AN X-TITLE SHOT AND AJ STYLES IS? Nice to see that the Super X Cup really meant a lot.

I totally forgot a couple gems from I have, and one I just found. Jake Vs. Savage, complete with Jake's attempted beheading of Liz backstage with a chair, and Taker's subsequent face turn. Neidhart Vs. Savage, complete with pre-match promos from both, and Zeus pummeling Hogan before the Bossman cage match as Ventura smiles inside.

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner: The 2005 TSM Greatest Horror Movie Tournament Champion GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DAWN OF THE DEAD