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The Phillies WIN A GAME. Al, tell me what to look out for in the Reds series. Their pitchers and hitters. I don't follow the Reds whatsoever, although Griffey made a hell of a grab yesterday. I believe they have a solid hitter named Adam Dunn, too. But they're the Reds, c'mon now.

Flairs, Hardy, and RVD need to get off that list, ASAP.

Couple things: That Angry Nerd Review of TMNT is awesome. "These f'n electric plants...". What he says is pretty funny. However, check out his Friday the 13th review for some actual goodness. PUNCH OUT!!! rules. Sandman (from Philadelphia, PA, eh?) is gonna taste the mat soon enough.

Why is he an idiot? Meltz reported Benoit was leaving. And Vince wouldn't have another Best of Seven series between those two. Booker's already won TWO of them against Benoit. Interesting thought - Booker defeated Benoit in 2 best of sevens...yet did not defeat Benoit in either "seventh" match.

That Triple H Vs. Jericho HIAC match is pretty dull. Trips is still in slow, too-muscular mode, plus he's playing a babyface against Jericho so it's a bit ridiculous.

Phillies now at 3-10! Barring Jeff Garcia playing like God and somehow getting the Birds to the NFC East Title, this has been the shittiest Philadelphia sports years in recent memory.

I got Punch Out!! featuring "Mr. Dream", as any video game fan should.

Al, sometimes the Phils announcers will be speaking about the sponsors when behind the logo, far away, you see the first pitch of the inning being thrown. I'm awaiting a big home run to be hit one of these days on the first pitch. Looks like we might go to the 13th in D.C. as the MLB Jobber Party continues.

As a Romero/Zombie mark, this is one of the best fucking episodes of South Park ever. So perfect in every way. Night of, Dawn of, Day of....Bub, the "situp" death scene, and even the fucking TAR ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!

The little boy and young girl in the movie bother me, as usually little kids in horror flicks = shit. I might wait for the DVD.

MYERS TO THE BULLPEN FOR FUCKING LIEBER. Someone TRY to defend that decision. Get Manuel off this team NOW.

PHILADELPHIA -- Manager Charlie Manuel hollered and laced into a profanity-laced tirade after Tuesday's 8-1 loss to the Mets, only his 10 minutes of invectives weren't directed at his players. The postgame press conference ended abruptly when WIP radio personality and Manuel antagonist Howard Eskin baited the manager by suggesting he shed his perceived nice-guy image and Norman Vincent Peale approach to winning ("The Power of Positive Thinking") -- and "go off on somebody." Seemingly good naturedly, Manuel said, "There are times and ways to do it. For me to just go in there and throw a fit -- I can go in there and tear the whole [expletive] locker room up. I can come in here and throw over every chair. I don't see where that's going to do any good." Eskin persisted. "Don't you think it creates some urgency for the players?" he said. "Because they hardly ever see you angry." "I think they see me angry more than you think they do," Manuel said. "I think you probably don't see me angry. I can show you [that] I can get angry. Why don't you drop by my office? I'll be waiting on you. I'll walk down there right now." When Eskin joked that he'd be heading to the manager's office, Manuel repeated that he'd be waiting. Minutes later, Eskin was in Manuel's office and the manager could be heard screaming from behind a closed door. Ten minutes later, while reporters were questioning starter Freddy Garcia, Manuel walked into the clubhouse and continued. Told to "grow up" by Eskin, Manuel shot back with an unprintable response. He was escorted to the back by catching instructor Mick Billmeyer and media relations manager Greg Casterioto, while hitting coach Milt Thompson took Eskin out the front door. Some players, including Shane Victorino, Garcia, Jon Lieber and Jayson Werth, witnessed the exchange. Much of it is frustration over the team's 3-9 start that has left them in last place in the National League East. Though he might not have expressed it with a blowup, the players know he's not happy. "We know he's upset," Aaron Rowand said. "He's not happy with the things have gone. We haven't played well enough to win the games that we should. Everybody knows he's not happy. He doesn't have to yell at us to relay that across. We get it. "We have to play better as a team, all the way around." Phllies.com

Cade's clothesline was pretty solid, the crowd just doesn't care. JR was all "He nails The Clothesline From...Nashville, Tennessee!"

I'm pretty sure next Monday is non-title (WM Rematch).

Shawn'll pin him next week, tho.

Carlito and Shelton impress the brass by blowing a hiptoss.

GRAZI ITALIA! "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA" :::CHAIRSHOT!:::

Yeah, good idea. Hey, Phillies lead 3-0 in the first with a shitload of infield singles and shady Oswalt Astro pitching. Edit: 3-1. First Astro at bat hits a home run.

Porter, besides the fact that I'm going to wager I have/make more money than you and thus have attended, I'd predict, over at least a hundred more professional baseball games alone than you in my young lifetime, I'll simply say that I have only posted two comments about the Phillies on here, so your "constant bashing" tag doesn't fit, buddy. Also, "for no reason"...uh...have you SEEN a Phillies game? Ask Al, although he tends to not jump and lash out at things as quickly as I, even he must admit that the Phillies have one of the worst manager/bullpen combinations in quite some time. So either come up with your own logical arguments, or come up with a better "diss" than to take my rather accepted claims against the 2-7 Phillies, off to yet another abysmal start, and try to counter it by making an actual argument instead of your nonsensical lazy typing.

Hey, Philadelphia superfan checking in for week 2 of the majors. The Phillies manager still blows. The Phillies can't get any "long innings" from the offense and can only score via home runs. The Phillies bullpen is still awful. Clay Condrey, Geoff Geary, Ryan Madsen, Tom Gordon <---all these guys are horrible Wes Helms sucks. Aaron Rowand sucks. Jimmy Rollins is great. Ryan Howard is striking out a lot but I love the big guy. Chase Utley needs to start hitting. The Phillies are now 2-7.

Rocco Rock, Scorpio, Sandman, and Woman Have a Dance-Off "Go Rocco! Go Rocco!" "2 Cold! 2 Cold!" "Go Sandman! Go Sandman!" "Go Woman! Go Woman!"

FBI's was "Where's MY Pizza", to nitpick. Heel Talks About Same Old Thing "Shut the Fuck Up!" Bad Crew Wrestles Any Match "Bad Crew Sucks!" Mysterio, Juvy, La Parka, or Psicosis Do a Crazy Spot "Lucha Libre!" Big Stevie Cool claims he has Three Words For Ya "We're Taking Over!"

Hulk Hogan vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Mr. Perfect vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart Bobby "The Brain" Heenan vs. Sgt. Slaughter Harley Race vs. Dusty Rhodes Nick Bockwinkel vs. Gorilla Monsoon Pedro Morales vs. Pat Patterson Vincent J. McMahon vs. Bobo Brazil Fred Blassie vs. Verne Gagne

Inverted atomic drop! Flying forearm! One more kip-up! Bodyslam! Flying elbowdrop! Second verse...

Thunderbolts 113 was really, really good. One of my favorite books Marvel puts out. New Avengers was pretty good this week, too. Best book went to She-Hulk this week (outta Marvel anyway), where in my first month of reading I got hooked. Anyone else read the book? New X-Men was pretty "blah", Ghost Rider #10 and that were both "setup" stories for the impending next issues...coulda been better but Rider was the better book. Iron Man 16 also felt like filler, not liking the art this issue, but the Mandarin backstory works.