The Mandarin

Blade often ? Only on occasion ? Would you rather never blade at all ? I'd only blade in months with the letter "A" and when the new moon rises. What style would you like to wrestle ? Why would you prefer to employ that particular style over others ? I'd wrestle the least dangerous style possible and do lots of chinlocks. "No" to the second question. Refuse to take certain moves ? Only take them when working with certain wrestlers ? I'd only take armdrags from Ricky Steamboat; anyone else and I'd walk out of the ring and piss on their mothers. What style of normal match would you like to do the most ? Would you prefer to sell or to dominate ? Would you like to do long matches ? I like wrestling matches. I'd prefer to win before the match went too long. Are there some types of angles that you would refuse to do ? Some types of angles that you'd love to do ? What promotion would you like to work for the most ? What promotion would you hate to work for ? XWF What wrestlers from the past would you like to work against ? What wrestlers from the past would you not want to work against ? I wouldn't like to work against Crash Holly or Road Warrior Hawk, because they'd be like zombies and shit.

I think they'd tap the Japan/anime fanboy market pretty well with that, actually All four of them.

Robert Conway is a charming fellow.

21 Grams- *****/***** Beautiful, powerful, amazing film that should have won Best Picture. I'll go into more detail once I'm feeling better, but this was astonishing. And it must have been at ice age temperatures in the room where Naomi Watts has sex with Sean Penn, because her, uh.. well-- go see the movie.

Martin Lawrence in Runteldat.

Twenty-seven hours, four days a week! Woohoo!

The more important question-- Which wrestlers say "God bless you" when others sneeze?!

I've seen Bill DeMott smoking a wooden pipe.

Of course this comes after I ring up a massive late fee for completely forgetting my rentals of several movies over last weekend.

Monster was pretty damn good. Probably the best female performance I've seen.

It sounds weird when you call him "Girl U Want".

Well, it's finally over. Was I lazy? Yes. Did I make lots of errors? Yes. The point is-- I was lazy and made lots of errors. Results! Congrats Zack, you win at life. Now everybody get the fuck out of this thread.

Oh wow. I must be on heavy dope or something, because I forgot RoH and TNA from Week 9. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ FINAL results in 30 mins.

Some of the meanings were quite offensive, though.

WOAH.

I'm calling it now- Marty gets the Oscar he should have won for Goodfellas. Body odor?

I was off sick today, so I decided to watch some flicks for the first time. The Ring- **1/2 out of ***** Punch * out of *****-- Original, I'll give it that. I HATED the actors and actresses, though. The first half of Apocalypse Now- ****3/4 out of *****.

Actually, it was "crazier'n a pet coon" and "whipping him like a government mule," at least all the time I'd heard him say it (unless he said it in WCW or it was a few isolated ones a long time back). Speaking of which, JR whipping Coach repeatedly to be reinstated was so, so wrong.

Whomever changed the WWE Board description should also change the general board description. It's ancient.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME! It was funnier when it said "Edit Whoops!"

I forgot to add I think I like Rock/Foley vs. Evolution a bit more than Foley vs. Orton from Backlash.

Speaking of which, had Heyman's plan for Show/JBL in a barbed wire match gone through, I would have bought my first SmackDown PPV since No Mercy 2003.

New belt or new champion? Apparently it's custom made for Cena, with "turntables".

They could always show a cab driver refuse to pick him up. That might make his point more valid in the eyes of the fans. "Dad! Stop the taxi! Dad! Dad!"

Guerrero vs. Flair was at KOTR2002. Bret vs. Diesel (SS '95) is a very good match, and from what I've heard, so is Bret vs. 'Taker at One Night Only. Damn you Ray.