The Mandarin

For those of you who aren't in the know, lineups are/were as so (ranked in order of how much they impressed me): Right now, I've got 10 of them total. Personally, I'm going with either Yoko, Ric or Neidhart being the best of the line. I haven't picked either up yet, but I'm willing to fight tooth and nail for plastic men. Hell, I did today when I had to bodycheck a British kid to get to a CS3 Bret Hart.

I'm glad they're banned now, because a bootleg N64 family were burning crosses in the backyard next door.

I've been doing a bit of snooping (please don't be so shocked!), and while I'm not 100% with the name, apparently it's a friend of Jericho and his lovely wife. Now all you need is an ice pick and a plane ticket.

Same thing as the Kubrick poll. I've seen bits and pieces of many of his movies, but the only ones I can recall seeing in full are Schindler's List, AI, Minority Report and Catch Me if You Can. Schindler's List is easily the best from there, but Minority Report ain't such a bad movie. Discuss.

Did I mention the Atari 2600 ate my cat?

Consider yourself lucky, I had a Gamecube rape my wife and pillage my neighbourhood.

Best in Show- ***/****

Best Entrance Music: Raven, "Gotta Keep 'em Seperated" Best Entrance: I really liked the Sting/Blue Blazer enterance. It's a shame that carelessness led to not just the entrance being scrapped, but a good man's death. Worst Entrance Music: Booker T/RVD Remix Worst Entrance: Bushwackers

On terms of "who looks most like a star"? ..Don't talk about your crush on Ron Simmons. For the WCW title, I'd go with Sting (pre-Crow era). He was built, had a cool haircut and usually had interesting facial paint. Bob Backlund looked like a total chump during his 80's run. He had the face of a twelve year old boy.

I didn't watch SmackDown, so I need some clarification- did Kurt Angle wrestle any actual matches? NWA-TNA (all three) and today's RoH up tomorrow. I also need Heat spoilers, or the results from the broadcast if there is none.

Your movie should be made as of this moment. I'm an old-school Piven fan. Heat, Serendipity. None of that new "Ari" shit (although I hear it's good).

Jesus Christ, Equestrian Star. Starring Tom Sizemore as "Phil".

I didn't order any PPVs this year. Went out to watch Rumble (for the Rumble itself), No Way Out (to see Eddie win), WrestleMania (because it's WrestleMania) and Backlash (for the double main event), which were all good-very good. I also went out to watch Vengeance (Chris Benoit vs. Triple H) and Unforgiven (for Regal/Benoit vs. Flair/Batista), which were poor. I attended Summerslam, which was average, but fun. I'm not going to watch Survivor Series after seeing the quality of TV from the last few months.

for Steviekick.

Rico was the only guy who actually cared to interact with the fans outside of the arena. Real class act who is also pretty damn good in the ring. So he gets fired, of course. Like Tawren said, it's probably the worst firing since Goldust (who, in my opinion, was one of WWE's top wrestlers in 2002). Of course, regularly pleasing the fans hasn't been a priority in years.

True dat. I've stopped for two days to try and do this frigging mission.

Ring Name: Steve Stardom Attire: Black shorts with wrist tape. In ring skills: Probably limited. Persona: Whatever they give me. Signature moves: Blatant choke, thumb to the eye, kick to the stomach. Finisher Move(s): I probably wouldn't get to use it too often.

Christian vs. Randy Orton has the potential to be a resthold catastrophe. A more recent example of a boring match involving Christian was Christian vs. Jericho vs. RVD. Of course, RVD can't really keep me entertained when he isn't doing spot wrestling, and Jericho was boring me to tears during most of his last two year heel run.

Someone needs to call Stevie Richards' house, make sure it doesn't have a busy signal.

http://www.wwe.com/news/headlines/1282851 Well, this is upsetting. .. Shannon Moore Brian Hebner

Good. More people should be out of jobs. They should just scrap Heat as well, since it does jack-all ratings and now they have nobody to wrestle on it. That would also lead to cutting Velocity, which would be smart.

Now that some spots are available, I'd hire Joey Styles, Teddy Hart and Christopher Daniels. Daniels deserves to start making some mega bucks.

I'm trying to synch up Radiohead's "There, There" with the boating scene from Weekend at Bernie's.

Val Venis is probably soon to go as well, which sucks because he's consistently been a good worker since 1998.