The Mandarin

Pshaw, old news. I see Jesus all the time.

What would provoke you to beat up a small child? And what would provoke you to beat up an elderly man? And what wou-- alright, Donny Osmond had it coming.

..Are you talking about the fans chanting "woof" in a deep voice?

4 years later....... :::After Wrestlemania 20::: *Benoit arrives backstage with the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, and approaches a bloody HHH* Benoit:Hey Hunter, how about my 500 Grand? HHH:Uh, what? I was actually trying to imply that Benoit paid HHH. Guess I should have used "deal" instead of "done". HHH: Hey Benoit, where's my 500 grand? Benoit: No, I thought you thought..and..I paid.. HHH: But..I thought you were supposed to..but..I..money.. *both laugh* HHH: Oooh, boy, is this awkward. --Now how about my money?

Where is John Heidenreich?

Triple H: "So..um.." Benoit: "Uh..um..uh..the..tape on your head is..uh...um..." Triple H: "What a shitty excuse for a caption."

Arn Anderson busted out the KING of all spinebusters at WrestleMania two years ago, does that count? Batista, anyways.

First option: La Parka Second option: Mark Henry eats it before the baby's father is revealed

So..there was actually a ECW event called "Double Tables"? It wasn't just a tables match between Snow and Benoit? ..oh.

Is 6/3/94 on there?

"Down with the Brown" "Back the Mack" "B'le dat" Did ANYBODY buy that T-Shirt?

1. Ghandi (mid-starvation) 2. Spike Dudley 3. Max Mini and/or Mini Vader I'd take all three of them on at once. Seriously, though, I'd pass on two of those fights, and take on that slime piece of shit who murdered Holly Jones. And he'd be handcuffed. And I'd be wearing brass knuckles. I wish he wasn't in a max-security prison so he could be stuffed in with the other prisoners who would do to him what they did to Dahmer.

As for the blindfold match, they could either: a) Darken/blur the screen so it's hard to see the wrestlers or b) controlling/steering your wrestlers would be thrown all out of whack, like on some other games.

GM mode would rule. A-Train would main-event every week.

Round 3 Match-Ups: Fight Club Reservoir Dogs Scarface The Godfather Taxi Driver Apocalypse Now The Shawshank Redemption Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

No contest. Batista. Generic hoss becomes one of my favourite wrestlers in the WWE.

That's a toughie. I'd have to go with the Double Tables match.

Chavo Classic busts out a moonsault(!) versus Rey.

Alfred Chicken, but I don't really play handheld video games. Now, if they re-released SUPER Alfred Chicken, then that would force me to play my GBA for the first time in two years. I've literally played it three times since getting it, if that.

Now that this thread has made it to 100 posts, what star rating would you assign to the matches that I've reviewed? My own ratings underneath.

Since I didn't review anything yesterday, I'll review another short match tonight. So, here's your options: LEGALIZE IT: THE BEST OF RVD AT WRESTLEMANIA- RVD versus William Regal- WM XVIII or RVD/Kane versus Lance Storm/Sean Morley- WM XIX

Aren't those blue birds from one of those Disney sing-a-longs?

Yes. And considering I'm working ten-plus-hour days right now, and going to school, I'll get to it when I get to it. My bad. Well, your name's not "Hobo Tom" after all.

You guys are totally marks. Japanese bootlegs are SO much better than your silly North American antics. There's much more psychology involved compared to your watered down crap. Ignorance. Complete ignorance.

The Party.