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Lord help us, Xian's Yoko analogy makes perfect sense.

So, Stacy's new man is........Rico? Better than Test, I suppose. Although this proves every stereotype about fag hags.

Someone please inform me - are 5 minute chinlocks part of the new WWE style?

What the fuck is with this goddamn news scroll at the bottom of my screen?!?!

the crowd was in shock. So shocked they shot right past outraged and straight into apathy.

Nice to see that even Son Goku Test knows not to step to Randy Orton.

The WWE really does hate us, don't they.

Can Benoit carry Mark Henry to a good match? ........ .....Jesus no, not even he's that good. Let's hope he can make it watchable, though.

Shit. Even money that Benoit's first opponent is Mark Henry.

Benoit / Jericho better be winning the titles tonight.

Isn't he at or pushing 40? I mean.....is it worth bringing him back?

Never been disappointed with any NIN work. Now a new Tool CD will come in handy, and I'll be fine New Tool? I'd love it, but shit, what I really want is for Trent to get off his lazy ass and get together with Maynard and FINALLY give us the Tapeworm album that's been on-again / off-again for the last several YEARS. I'm down with a new NIN album, though. Same with Cure. And I like Evanescence, but I don't really know how well they'll do without Ben. Anyone know why he left? Anyone really care?

Big Bounce got incredibly awful reviews. It got an astounding 15% at Rottentomatoes.com. The only appeal I can see to that movie would be if it was 88 minutes of every male lead fucking Sara Foster. Really fucking her. On camera. Hardcore. Money shots & everything. That's the only way. Believe me, people would pay 9 bucks to see Morgan Freeman bukkake that bitch's face. The Perfect score got a 16% rating, and You Got Served got 18%. Absolutely atrocious. C'mon, America - go out and see Big Fish instead. Or watch LOTR for the 18th time like the rest of us geeks, both are better than this shit.

Keep Edge on Smackdown. You want his career to move FORWARD. That doesn't mean moving to RAW to feud with one of the Hardys or with Christian again. It's played. Edit: Fuck Randy Orton. Edge legitimately IS the future of the WWE.

How liberals are responsible for Original Sin, and oh yeah, they drown puppies in their spare time.

Too bad he didn't just kill her with a powerbomb or something like that, because then some people here would no doubt feel that after a few brief years in prison or a mental ward he'd be ready for a "second chance".

Did I need to be? He's fucked up the spot on several occasions. All by himself. He blows a LOT of spots. No, Batista's big, and sloppy, and has a limited moveset which often times he has trouble executing. How is that clean? Outside interference AND an illegal move to win?!?! This has all been explained before. Benoit and guys like Guerrero get cut some slack because the rate they do screw up is extraordinarily disproportionate to the rate at which guys like Orton or Batista botch moves. You can chock SOME of that up to experience, but really, if Batista & Orton are going to be pushed at the level they're at they should be a lot better than they are.

I had friends tell me how great the Yoda fight scene was. Then I saw it. Anyone who cheered at that is either a) insane or b) very, very, VERY easily entertained. As in, "fascinated with bright, shiny objects" entertained. It was *okay*. Absolutely NOTHING to write home about, though.

That's a little convoluted. Why not just go super-simple? Kurt did all he could to keep the Guerreros together. It failed, but he gave it a shot. Then Eddy turns around and eliminates him from the mini-Rumble, thus "taking" Angle's shot at Brock away. How ingratious of him, after all that Angle has done for him! This leads to bitter feelings, which only progress, until we get heel Kurt eager to feud with face Eddy. Booking so simple even Dutch Mantell could get behind it.

Amazing. There's been something like a half-dozen documented instances of Batista fucking up his powerbomb spot and yet every one here has been systematically discounted as the fault of the other worker. What, is Batista now getting the Orton-apologist treatment from some of you?

I'd say the soap eating bit, but that sounds like a McMahon thing to humiliate the former competition. (Bischoff gets fucked around so much on RAW, time for Heyman on SD) Why would Vince want to humiliate Heyman? Seeing as it was always rumored that Vince demoted Paul because Heyman was too critical (in Vince's eyes) of the product and the other creative team, I can totally see the soap-eating skit as a subtle dig at Heyman. After all, you can't criticize with a bar of Irish Spring in your maw.

Benoit v. HBK - **** to ****1/2 if both bust their ass. Benoit v. HHH - *** to ***1/2 if Benoit has his best working boots on. Benoit v. HHH v. HBK - gimmick match or not, it'll likely be a clusterfuck with 8 dozen run-ins and ref bumps. Maybe ***. And how the fuck is HHH underappreciated? "Gee, he doesn't suck in the ring as bad as his opponent, Nash or Goldberg." "He sure works hard against his BEST FRIEND, who's still a very good to great worker." He doesn't deserve any appreciation beyond that.

I'm completely baffled by the Kidman hate. He's a decent to good worker. Is he bland? Sure, but you could say that about at least a quarter of the entire roster.

Three things about the feud. 1. It's entirely carried by Foley. 2. It's entirely wasted on Orton. 3. It's very, very sad that Mick Foley has to come out of retirement to get this little shit over. Yes, I know, the rumor is that he himself proposed this storyline. I'd rather Mick spend his days cranking out novels than having to come back and do jobs to give Randy fucking Orton heat.

I hate to be the one to say this, but for all the progress we've made as a country, I still don't have any confidence that America would vote in a woman as president, let alone a BLACK woman.