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I hightly doubt she's virginal. And this is too bad, cause for whatever reason, I'd really like to fuck her.

Laughable. The number of Republican votes Bush loses will be negligible, and will likely be more than compensated by the number of Latin votes he'll gain by the move.

Clark really, really needs some handlers to let him know when to speak and what exactly to say. Because this is not the first time something stupid has come out of the man's mouth.

If Lancelot Link were to insult me, I think I might cry.

I really try my best to ignore him. 99.99% of the time it works.

That's incredibly apologetic. Hell, one of the first things that they taught us in Sunday school was the books of the Bible. If he's going to campaign as this guy with a deep-seated Christian faith, he should at least know which fucking book goes where.

I'd like to see any conservative here defend this as anything BUT blatant pandering, cause I can't see how it could be done.

Nicole could tone up a bit, but otherwise she's fine. Not fat, not ugly. And Paris IS an attractive girl, she just sluts it up waaaaay too much.

HSJ has just inadvertently depressed me, as this chick probably has a far, far greater chance of debuting on WWE TV LONG before we ever see Alexis again.

Is there any proof that Clinton DIDN'T loathe the military?

I'm no Bradshaw fan, but it's kind of pitiful that THIS is what it takes for Bradshaw to impress you. I would like to think it would have been because he actually has given / does give up his time to meet with and 'entertain' the troops, but hey, that's just me. What possible motivation would Franken have for 'shooting' on a pro wrestler? I thought liberals were supposed to be the fair & open-minded ones, respectful of other people's beliefs. Franken is better suited feuding with annoying conservative pundits.

If you want to try Sandman, you got to start at the beginning - pick the "Preludes & Nocturnes" TPB. If you try and jump in at any point after that, you'll likely just wind up getting confused as to who some of the characters are and their motivations.

How many far leftists support (even just a little bit) the Confederate flag still be seen in the South? Not many from what I've seen. Sure, this was an obvious attempt to suck-up to the South, but it's still something you're unlikely to hear from a liberal. I believe he also supports gay civil unions over gay marriage. Wow, real ultra-leftist that Dean is. Are you referencing back to Dean's Confederate flag comments which remarkably served to piss off liberals who are against the Confederate flag, blacks who are VERY against the flag, and Southerners in general who clearly saw how little Dean understands them? And believe it or not, supporting gay civil unions is a LEFTIST position. The issue is not about the liberal base - Dean has them. Bush has the conservative base. That means for Dean to win, he has to gain the moderates in the center, which will NOT be easy for him to do, especially since if he gets the nomination all of his hard-left posturing will be used (effectively) by conservatives to bludgeon him in the campaign.

Is SeaLab finished now as well since Murphy's legit RIP?

Can I officially petition we now refer to Austin as "Deputy Dawg" for as long as this stupid gimmick runs?

Please tell me you're joking about that.

HHH with Dukes of Hazzard humor = teh hilarious (for me at least). You earned your paycheck for tonight, Hunter.

JR really does feel threatened by Coach.

I agree with the Josh Hartnett pick. Outside of Black Hawk Down, pretty much NOTHING he's done has impressed me. Heath Ledger's the same way. It's not that he's necessarily a bad actor, he's just never been in anything that I've really cared for, outside of maybe "10 Things I Hate About You".

YES! STEVIE PUSH!

Off topic, but MixxMaster that is one fucking hysterical sig pic.

I got that vibe as well.

Ho ho ho, JR - let's not start nitpicking about people's "announcing fundamentals".

It's the long unawaited return of Spike Dudley! Here's hoping this is one of the guys caught in the roster cuts.....

Okay, I've been out of town for the better part of a couple weeks, so let me see if I got this straight. They take Austin off TV for a handful of weeks, and when he comes back..... .....he's pretty much doing the SAME shit he's been doing the past few months? So, that's it, huh. That's the big storyline that supposedly Austin was all giddy over - he gets a badge & gets to call himself "the law", which is so ironic given the events of his life in the past year or so.