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Bret Hart and Chris Benoit are shown briefly on the opening of FOX's "Malcolm in the Middle". Leave it to me to bring the major tidbits. Why did Vader leave WCW in 95?

I tuned in late...why does Jack have hostages?

This is HILARIOUS.

According to WWE.com, Hassan beat Lawler with a "reverse Rock Bottom". I don't know why that's funny to me, but it just is.

That's hilarious.

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I believe that was during his feud with Steiner in early 2003 and he got stripped out of his clothes after a posedown in their super gay feud.

HHH works his ass off just about every night, and a heel should have the belt going into WM anyways. Kudos and huzzah, Trips. Kudos and huzzah.

Whose idea was Renegade? And out of all the people in the world that could have played the part, why pick THAT piece of crap?

I'd be really interested to see what the WWE would do if HHH tore his ACL sometime in the next few months and they had to go without him.

If anyone thought Kane wasn't going over clean tonight, they need to be slapped across the face with a dildo. It was more obvious than Hunter winning the Chamber. Any other result would make zero sense (well, most show overall made zero sense, but thats not the point). I guess I need to be slapped across the face with a dildo then. I expected the feud to continue until WM I guess. Wait did I just type that?

What I'd do: Triple threat match for the women's title tomorrow night on RAW. Trish, Molly, and Victoria. Trish wins. Bischoff comes out and says congrats. He tells her its the last women's title match and strips her of the belt because they don't have a big enough division. Trish, Molly, and Vickie start an alliance over the next few weeks. They say the women's division is gone because the stupid fans just wanted to see a pair of tits more than women's wrestling, so we have all the new divas signed who can't even wrestle. Maybe then they get behind a new wrestler, someone like Chris Masters, and serve as a PMS type heel group with him, helping him up the ranks.

Anyone else surprised they blew off Kane/Snitsky clean? What next for those guys?

Just scrap the women's division. They have four wrestlers left, and three without Lita.

FACT: Batista gets more cheers than Orton. That's the only thing that matters. And it is a problem if Orton is designated as the next big thing. Orton will always get a pop for the RKO. DDP always got a huge pop for the diamond cutter, too. But the fans aren't latching onto the guy. That's pretty obvious. I'm not here saying they should push Benoit back to the top or something, because they shouldn't. I'm just saying that Orton shouldn't be a face. He'll get screams from the girls who think he's handsome, but he will never be over bigtime as a babyface. (unless his character changes completely or something)

Benjamin is still IC Champ. You mean Shelton "Generic Old School Face" Benjamin? No thanks. But he's a great athlete! He played football and ran track and wrestled! If he was only a third generation athlete, JR would cream his pants everytime he saw him!

Some things you just can't quite put your finger on.

Another shitty thing to think about. Right now there are legitimately only three guys who could win the Rumble: Orton, Batista, or Cena.

That's the problem. Nobody buys him at all. He just seems like he's trying too hard to be like the Rock. For those that were complaining in the summer about HHH being the face in the feud, Orton as the face is much worse. They should have had Orton stay heel. They might have had a shot then. Nobody is going to cheer for Orton over HHH,l let alone the badass Batista. They could have split Orton from Evolution without turning him into a shove-down-the-throat babyface. He would have been fine as a lone wolf tweener type character that was still a snotty prick. He'll never get over as a face because the fans see through him and realize he's a douche.

I hope anyone who didn't pick HHH in the EC match realizes their mistake now and will never do it again.

Randy Orton is young, good looking, and getting better in the ring. But he will NEVER EVER EVER be over huge as a babyface because he's a complete and utter tool, and nothing will ever help him overcome that.

Maybe they'll do the 94 Rumble finish, and then Batista gets cheered like Bret and Orton booed like Lex so Vince can decide what to do at Mania.

It's kind of a boring time in the WWE. There are plenty of great in-ring workers, yes, but it's not their time. Jericho, Benoit, Eddie, Rey, even a solid worker like Booker...their job right now is just to put others over. They aren't going to receive any big push anytime soon. There are plenty of new young guys on the rise...but are any of them exciting? Shelton Benjamin is, I'd have to say. But Hassan? He showed tonight he can't work a match. Chris Masters? He'll be debuting soon and get a huge push, but he's just another musclehead who can't work. Cena? Over like crazy, but isn't much in the ring. Snitsky and Heidenreich? Do I really need to say anything? Eugene is starting to get booed, and it's only a matter of time before they HAVE to turn him. Undertaker is back to his cartoonish days, and nothing he does interests me. All the women on the shows are just a random set of tits. So okay, some of the workers aren't the best. But good writing can make up for less than great in-ring talent, right? Uggh. Is there anything at Wrestlemania you people are excited about? If they do HBK vs. Edge and not HBK vs. Angle, is there ANYTHING you're dying to see at this point?

Kane beat that dastardly Gene Snitsky! Hurray for the rapist necrophiliac!!

I wonder if they go HHH vs. Orton or HHH vs. Orton vs. Batista at WM.