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  1. Hoff

    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    Ooh, Zack defending Chave...this can only mean they're having mad ass-sex, AS WE SPEAK. Come on guys, clear out of the thread, give the jackrabbits some privacy.
  2. Hoff

    Black Russians.....

    Huh? In all my years, every variant I've ever heard is vodka and a creme liquer. I can't say that I'm familiar with Tia Maria, but I know that Coke never figured into the equation. Having said that, I can see such a concoction being very delicious. As traditional Black Russians vs. White Russians go, maybe it's the bigot in me (kidding), but I prefer the white ones. The addition of cream really tastes better, to me. What I'd really like to try is a Siberian -- a White Russian with ice cream in place of the standard cream. Yum!
  3. Hoff

    Chipotle

    F you guys for mentioning Chipotle. Now I'm hungry, but I can't eat until like 5, 5:30. Woe is me... *cries*
  4. Hoff

    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    Well, if anyone knows what gay porn sounds like, it's you.
  5. Hoff

    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    I'm not fast, I would lose. But I'd probably "kick" (re: flail around like a special ed kid) a lot, and fall down, so people would likely be entertained. Thus, HOFF = RATINGS. And I ain't taking nothing to my mama, that bitch. //thinly veiled hostility
  6. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    1984, right? God, that book owns. I have to get auto glass installed today for like two hours, and I'd KILL for a copy that isn't sitting at home on my bookshelf. In any case, I think we've had just about enough of Chave's cock for one day.
  7. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    I...uh...um... *runs*
  8. New theory: Dames = CWM = Mario Of course, (Dames = CWM = Mario) = Hoff, since Hoff = X, where X is every poster past, present, or future...but still.
  9. Hoff

    Arrest Hoff

    YOU'RE the one familiar with Chave's plumbing, Zack. And furthermore, while I'm not above fucking a goat, I'd need the porn mag to, uh, stay in "tip-top shape." Goats are some nasty fuckers.
  10. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    Well, Zack told me about your cock (while sponging himself -- be careful when you talk to that guy, he has no dignity). As far as the claims of stupidity go, I can't reveal my source, but I definitely did NOT make them up. Really. No sir. .... Aw, fuck it. *spinebusters Chave* *makes sure to wash himself afterwards*
  11. Hoff

    Arrest Hoff

    You can't even imagine my reaction seeing a thread calling for my arrest. You fucker.
  12. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    Well, seeing as he's not a raging chaveosexual, I can see where you wouldn't care. You're still dirty, though. And not very bright, I hear.
  13. Hoff

    How many of you...

    Did you give him chaveitis? If so, then yes.
  14. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    Rick Aguilera And I'm not sure any of those are the greatest thing ever.
  15. Hoff

    Rosa Parks to sue Outkast.

    Very good point.
  16. Hoff

    The Rules of Hardcore Discussion

    Eh, either way.
  17. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    Hrmm, touche. But you're still dirty, like Christina Aguilera, or possibly Rick Aguilera.
  18. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    Is that like gingivitis?
  19. Hoff

    The Rules of Hardcore Discussion

    Well, since Tim is not clever and all. I guess it's fine. I still say we ban him, though.
  20. Hoff

    The Education folder

    I think we need an EDGEucation folder, where we learn all about Edge: his humble beginnings, his tag team career, his level of ringwork, etc. But this folder is also good. The Dr. Strangelove name, though, I feel is pretty awful (no offense). Personally, I like Tom's.
  21. Hoff

    Badger badger badger

    HAW~! See I edited his quote to make it look like he said he was in fact dumb so that is FUNNAY~! Incidentally, I heard that Chave is a walking STD farm. Any Chaveos out there confirm/deny?
  22. Hoff

    The Rules of Hardcore Discussion

    ZING~! And who the hell is this "DABF" charactrer? Ban him, I say.
  23. No, the band. Right, got it. Can't say I'm familiar. Do they SMELL as good as the deodorant bodyspray?
  24. Hoff

    Rosa Parks to sue Outkast.

    Ridiculous. What is she even claiming here? Sure, they used her name in the title of the song, but it's not as though they marred her character. It strikes me as sad that such a prominent figure of the civil rights movement could abuse a court system in this way. Of course, maybe she makes a better argument than CNN, but it seems pretty outlandish to me.
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