Hoff

F you guys for mentioning Chipotle. Now I'm hungry, but I can't eat until like 5, 5:30. Woe is me... *cries*

Well, if anyone knows what gay porn sounds like, it's you.

I'm not fast, I would lose. But I'd probably "kick" (re: flail around like a special ed kid) a lot, and fall down, so people would likely be entertained. Thus, HOFF = RATINGS. And I ain't taking nothing to my mama, that bitch. //thinly veiled hostility

1984, right? God, that book owns. I have to get auto glass installed today for like two hours, and I'd KILL for a copy that isn't sitting at home on my bookshelf. In any case, I think we've had just about enough of Chave's cock for one day.

Yeah, see, here's the thing on that. I don't think I should be arrested, because of all the good I-- er, um, because of everyone who depends on-- no, no, er, um...because I mean so much to this-- wait, uh...well, see, the thing of it is *runs*

I...uh...um... *runs*

New theory: Dames = CWM = Mario Of course, (Dames = CWM = Mario) = Hoff, since Hoff = X, where X is every poster past, present, or future...but still.

*vomits*

YOU'RE the one familiar with Chave's plumbing, Zack. And furthermore, while I'm not above fucking a goat, I'd need the porn mag to, uh, stay in "tip-top shape." Goats are some nasty fuckers.

Well, Zack told me about your cock (while sponging himself -- be careful when you talk to that guy, he has no dignity). As far as the claims of stupidity go, I can't reveal my source, but I definitely did NOT make them up. Really. No sir. .... Aw, fuck it. *spinebusters Chave* *makes sure to wash himself afterwards*

You can't even imagine my reaction seeing a thread calling for my arrest. You fucker.

Well, seeing as he's not a raging chaveosexual, I can see where you wouldn't care. You're still dirty, though. And not very bright, I hear.

Did you give him chaveitis? If so, then yes.

Rick Aguilera And I'm not sure any of those are the greatest thing ever.

Very good point.

Eh, either way.

Hrmm, touche. But you're still dirty, like Christina Aguilera, or possibly Rick Aguilera.

Is that like gingivitis?

Well, since Tim is not clever and all. I guess it's fine. I still say we ban him, though.

I think we need an EDGEucation folder, where we learn all about Edge: his humble beginnings, his tag team career, his level of ringwork, etc. But this folder is also good. The Dr. Strangelove name, though, I feel is pretty awful (no offense). Personally, I like Tom's.

HAW~! See I edited his quote to make it look like he said he was in fact dumb so that is FUNNAY~! Incidentally, I heard that Chave is a walking STD farm. Any Chaveos out there confirm/deny?

ZING~! And who the hell is this "DABF" charactrer? Ban him, I say.

No, the band. Right, got it. Can't say I'm familiar. Do they SMELL as good as the deodorant bodyspray?

Ridiculous. What is she even claiming here? Sure, they used her name in the title of the song, but it's not as though they marred her character. It strikes me as sad that such a prominent figure of the civil rights movement could abuse a court system in this way. Of course, maybe she makes a better argument than CNN, but it seems pretty outlandish to me.

When you pay that much for alcohol, you better be a quadzillionaire, or it had better be someone's birthday. Otherwise you're getting hosed. And the man who can't drink Smirnoff straight is barely a man at all. (Not really, but come on, jeez.)