TheBigSwigg

I hate kewl. I think it is evil. It will bring unending doom to the world.

A youth leader in my church told me that he used to have sex whenever he saw fit. A few years later(his early twenties), he converted and met his wife, who was a virgin. They love each other very much, and are still married to this day. But every time the idea of his sex life before her is somehow brought about, she cries. Not just a few tears, but "I have to leave the room, I can't talk to you right now" crying. He told me that it's harder to deal with those situations than to talk about his drug use or his crime record in an interview. My best friend is 26. He's gotten more action than the back seat of a 72 Dodge. He's decided to stop having sex, because he realizes that it's prevented him from getting into several relationships which could've lead to marriage. This is why I'm glad that I was a virgin when I got married. It may not change anyone's mind, but I will never regret my abstinence. As for the early marriage deal, I have a buddy who's married because he was having sex. His wife was dumb enough to tell her parents, and they were forced into it. While I don't agree with it, I understand their logic. But my argument is this: In Biblical times, there was only divorce for limited reasons. Marriage was lifelong, whether you wanted out or not. Now, it's not so much. And you can respect marriage infinitely and still get a divorce. I know, because I've known people who have. Marriage isn't about being happy with each other. It's a commitment whether or not you're happy with each other. COMMITMENT. I wish more people saw it that way.

personally i prefer tna. mainly cause of the attitude of the roh fans. and the way that the promotional machine drives home that its not sports entertainment over and over. plus tna always fells like a bigger thing than roh. I have to disagree. The promotional machine isn't promoting that as much anymore, and their shows are much higher quality than TNA's. TNA is a company which is literally smaller than ROH trying to act like they're as big as WWE. If ROH were to get a national TV deal, it would blow TNA out of the water. Part of this is because they have better wrestling, partly because they have better booking, partly because they have better wrestlers. I went to the ROH show in Dayton to see what everyone has been making such a big deal out of, and I understand it. I think watching TNA live would be like watching the local promotion I used to watch when I lived in TN. Mike has been right all along. TNA is indy trying to be national. And at least ROH's fans care. Most of TNA's don't solely because TNA wants to manipulate them. Samoa Joe alone stunned me live. It's been a few days, and I'm still in awe. I've still got "The Champ is Here" ringing in my ears. He walks, talks and acts like a champion. Jarrett should take lessons.

Because I just moved, and you guys are my only friends.

Very True, IDRM, very true. Marriage would be dating with a license if you didn't consider it a serious commitment.

...your name is Bob Barron

Mike just wishes he was me

I've got a cat named Andre. If you ask me, it's after Andre the Giant, if you ask my wife it's after Andre 3000 of Outkast. If he pisses me off, he becomes "Stupid motherfucking furball."

This Snitsky Mugshot loves the Smart Marks, too!

This Sound Monitor loves the Smart Marks

TWO grown men crying... -=Mike I would like to ask that Mike be banned just so I can see a republican cry. Doing that would make the baby Jesus cry... -=Mike I've done plenty to make Jesus cry on my own. Besides, He's a democrat.

TWO grown men crying... -=Mike I would like to ask that Mike be banned just so I can see a republican cry.

What if I do want a problem?

I have to admit, now that I'm married I'm glad I waited. But I'm only 22. If I waited another 5 years, that might have changed.

If she truly believed what her shirt said, I would be willing to prevent her from voting.

Why am I not surprised?

No I don't

I would ask what FYE is but that's enough for today. FYE used to be The Wall. FYE = Coconuts, too. Record Town, as well. They consolidated about 6 different names under FYE for corporate purposes. My best friend used to be an FYE manager.

The best part of this is actually hearing the random fan say "OMG WTF!"

But I liked Unfrozen Caveman Poster. Can we have him back in exchange for Banders? PLLLEEEEEEAAAASSEEE?!

Pretty sure I got it from Sledgehammer, or from someone who linked from Sledgehammer.

Who was his original partner?

I forgot about him. God I miss that guy. All he did was get banned for calling a gimmick of Banky's a cunt, too. I remember I used to get him confused sometimes with Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye (For uch long painful eye-related injury-related names, I suppose), until Tack established himself as the black metal guy and Eyebrow was the mysoginist. I'm sorry, but there's no excuse for calling an imaginary woman a cunt. We just don't stand for that here at http://forums.thesmartmarks.com. But remember Czech, cunt is a term of endearment.

*Shudders*

One more sign that the end of the world is near.