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Shawn was only 5'10 and 227. An inch can make all the difference my friend. Ask your mom. Anyhow, does anybody know who the last WWE champion smaller than Eddy was?

Mole, I don't even know where to start with this. Is that your ass? Are any of those people in that picture you? Did you take that picture? What the fuck is going on there? What the fuck is going on in your head? Why did you even do that picture? You's is dumb.

And that means you're cool?

I wanted something that didn't look suspicious. I told you it wasn't funny in any way shape or form.

But who would TWGTT face at WMXX? The only other face teams are the APA (which would be a waste of Haas and Benjamin) or the newly formed Kidman-London team (which would be great, but Kidman and London haven't had any TV time apart from on Velocity) I still reckon there's no way in blue hell that the SD tag titles are gonna be defended at WMXX (outside of Heat). Hell, it was lucky to get on the No Mercy bill, never mind the biggest card of the year.

What. I don't see anything. Is that it? I'm gonna stop looking in a minute.

Nah, they all look like they were by the same person. Waitaminute: IT WAS YOU~! Whats your name FS

Spoon is on a singles site? OMG LINK PLZ~!

Bah. Those of us who post there do see the flaws (at least I do). But really, what do you expect from a folder where politics are discussed? OF COURSE people are going to attack one another over stupid stuff just to prove they're right. Why? That just gets in the way of any chance of a debate, half the time. I wouldn't mind a good debate on an interesting topic wit a fair few posters on this board, but it's impossible to have one in CE.

I'd be willing to bet FS isn't Eagan. EDIT: Unless you meant that thing in the sig was Eagan, which is a distinct possibility...

When women are going to that length to stop you from getting an erection, you know you're doing something wrong...

God damn! Games like that remind me why I'm a football fan. You may be outplayed all match, but it can turn in a second. Great game to watch if you're a Pompey fan.

Liverpool are gonna tear us apart. Ah well, there's always the league.

Good luck man.

A complete list of "Adam"s definitions. If he does post here, we should really persecute him...

Yes. Thats the joke [/Renier Wolfcastle mode]

Has Ill alwayd been an admin? Anyways, IMHO, CE is a lot like WWE in that the people who post there don't think there's anything wrong with it, but the people who don't can see the faults that keeps them out of there.

Hoff sucks at haikus That Yoga rhyme was alright But had no rhythm

As I said, it looks like the DVD will contain Cena's promos and "raps" as much as or more than his matches. This DVD isn't aimed towards smarks, it's aimed towards marks who think Cena is cool, and there are a hell of a lot more marks than smarks out there. Also, this DVD will almost certainly make money without contradicting a DVD they can make of him in a few years time when he's done some good matches. It'll almost certainly sell as well as any Jericho, Benoit or Guerrerro DVD IMHO, so let the WWE do it.

My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid And I just want to say one thing Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! I don't think y'all heard me! I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day! Every day the 14th! Can y'all dig that? Now when arrows don't penetrate, see Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!) And he shoots straight for your heart And when he won't miss you! That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways But.. Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No thank you, Easter Bunny! (There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see love will rule reign supreme) Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! (You got it!) When Cupid knocks at your door You can't ignore me! There's no need to run! So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!) Every day the 14th! I may have it all wrong, see If you know what loves mean, well Well, somebody tell me! 'Cuz they just don't believe in me! Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No thank you, Easter Bunny! (There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated!) Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! Now I know your hearts have grown cold And that bothers me Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings but you can't run away Oooh ooh! Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy.. (Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?) Bunny! Well keep on runnin', player 'Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt! [Verse 4: Andre 3000] Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner Could be an organ donor The way I give up my heart, but Never know because - shit, I never tell her! Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela' I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella' And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but For the record, have you ever rode a horse? Would I like for you to take me to Pluto? I said, "Of course!" But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits For now, give me examples of why you're the shit! But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in? And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend? Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day

When TWGTT go back to being booked as the centre of the tag division, they'll still be as over as ever. Therefore they have nothing to lose by being put on singles/squash duty.

Cena is possibly WWE's most marketable star right now (certainly out of the new breed of wrestlers). Look how many smarks were drooling over the Flair DVDs. To the casual mark, a Cena DVD will be the same thing. You can't deny that WWE's average fan would rather buy a Cena DVD than a Lesnar DVD. IMO, it isn't being marketed as a DVD of Cena's greatest matches, but as a DVD of Cena's greatest moments. I'd be willing to bet it'll outsell the Lesnar DVDs by a comfortable margin.

Okay, I should have said "the reasons The Bashams were booked like they were". It was the basic Honky Tonk Man reign. Only dumb. You're talking like TWGTT are being burried. At the moment they have nothing to gain by being pushed as the top players on SD. They need to have their opponents built up. Look at The Dudleys on Raw. Once they won the belts, they didn't have anyone to lose to until Evolution came along. And now they can't beat them because they'll have no-one else to face. From a smark point of view, the division should be built aroung TWGTT, but from a mark point of view, the division should be built around 2cool and the APA. TWGTT have nothing to gain from being pushed right now. Let them go out of the spotlight for a while, then come back for annother year long run as the top players in the division. If not, people will only start complaining that they're getting bored of TWGTT matches (see Rey in the cruiser division). Don't worry, TWGTT will be back on top in a few months, but give someone else a turn for now.

It'll make money and WWE are a business. God, it's not hard people.

For a start, 2cool need to finish their series with the Bashams. Then they need to have at least one succesful feud as champions or they'll be written off by the marks. I know that deep down they're a joke team, but at the moment SD needs strong face teams. I can't see 2Cool losing the belts until the May PPV, unless they do a title change on SD a month or two before And if TWGTT were to beat 2cool for the belts, what then? They'd have to face the APA and either win (and run out of competition) or lose (and prove themselves to be worse than the APA and run out of competition). The reason The Bashams tag title reign worked is that they were booked as being crap but cheated to keep the belt. TWGTT, on the other hand, are booked as the best tag team in the division. If they were to have that role they would have to either come across as being inferior wrestlers (and thus mean that they're worthless without the belts) or completely dominate the division and bury everyone else. It's best to keep them out of the spotlight until there are new teams for them to challenge.