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I just have a Mexican sounding last name. I get annoyed at the large quantity of Spanish literature and telemarketer calls I have to endure because of that fact.

Bring me my Mexican equivalent and two absurdly large sombreros. Mexican Hat Dance, Bemani Style. Also bring back a plate of the best damn taquitos you can find.

I wish J.R. would have had the opportunity to bust out the BBQ Sauce Stunner again.

Special K, that's Amano's work, right? That Cloud/Aeris B&W makes me appreciate his use of color because it just doesn't look right in monochrome.

Random thoughts for a random show. The Enter the Fat One anchor skit was pretty good. I liked the quick jab at Justin Timberlake ("Together we are stronger than we would be as individuals. Right, Justin?" "Umm...") and all the various pop culture references they managed to shove into it. I chuckled a bit at the scrambled porn skit, though the M. Night Shyamalan's The Twist anchor skit was a fairly weak.

Put the screening on the back, and I'd be willing to wear the second one. I wouldn't shell out $25 for it, but I'd wear it.

Pop-up blockers are allegedly on, I've Spybot'ed and Ad-Aware'd every spyware program on my computer and these pop-ups still won't stop. It's weird because I'm running Firefox and yet the pop-ups appear as IE windows. Anybody care to take a shot at this?

The McGriddle Incident, as AndrewTS's posted pic shows, was IGN completely whoring out their welcome page with an ad for the new McGriddle from McDonald's that got a heapload of backlash from its visitors. I started losing interest in IGN once they began making things "Insider" membership-based.

Video Power, both the quasi-video game review show with the cheesy cartoon and the game show incarnation. Yeah, I have shitty taste in old TV shows.

Fried Rice with Leftover Breakfast Meat. Iron Chef I am not.

Family Guy minus any semblance of a cohesive storyline equals Robot Chicken. All the pop-culture spoofs and random insanity they can fit into fifteen straight minutes of airtime.

You just gave me a more nefarious idea than my 30 Dollar Punch.

Snitsky should wear the Spongebob shirt on camera. The love for him would grow exponentially.

My workplace breakroom has a change machine that dispenses dollar coins. I get change for a twenty on payday then go out and confuse various cashiers with them.

The cockfighting arena I went to in the Philippines was quite awesome. Shitloads of betting going around and everybody getting into it. It was like watching Bloodsport, except with roosters.

This reminds me of this scrawny Mexican guy I used to work with. Guy couldn't have been more than 5'3" and 120 soaking wet, but man that guy walked around and talked like he was the biggest mofo there. He got fired because he got the shit kicked out of him at some nightclub and missed almost a week of work. I'm not a fighter in the least. All I have are a few grapple escapes and a quick knee to the groin.

*watches animated GIF while listening to Tokyo GO!* Batista wanna see you go. Batista got to make you go.

Wait until they go all the way down to testing the World Poker Tour players for performance enhancing drugs.

Shit, I should totally fucking sue for...um...copyright something or other...fuck it, I'm in CALIFORNIA! I should totally fucking sue!! It's Cross Lightning Litigation, bitches! Flesher, get over here and take my case!

Viscera wearing a giant sandwich board with the Raw logo? Make it so, because I'd want a vidcap of that.

WM 22: Undertaker defeats Cena, Batista, Edge, Big Show and Akebono in a 6 Pack Challenge. Or better still WM 22: Big Show defeats Cena, Batista, Edge, Akebono and Undertaker in a 6 Pack Challenge.

One of the weaker RC episodes thus far with the anchor skits (Surreal Life/Lord of the Ring, Debbie Does Dallas, the Sci-Fi Con Brawl) being relatively unfunny compared to what we've gotten.

I almost want to call it a fire sale seeing all of the cutbacks ADV has done recently. BeastMaster, Andromeda and Earth: Final Conflict look really out of place in the sea of anime titles.

Of course. The best April Fool's joke to pull of is "No, we were actually serious." It's the only April Fool's joke I like and accept.

I'd still like to see Bandai try to create The World. On a side note, Fuck April Fool's Day.