MarvinisaLunatic

Sheldon: Why me Orson? Orson: Well..HHH obviously must have a deep hatred for undeveloped walking eggs.

EXTREME COMEDY WRESTLING! Yo momma's so fat *slap* *kick* *punch* Yeah! Well yo momma's so ugly *chairshot* Where the Punchline REALLY HURTS!

This is why Wal Marts are open 24 hours. Drive to Wal Mart, get some paint match kits..go back home and fill in the scratches on both cars. As for the Tail Light..maybe she wont notice and then after she drives it once and brings it home you can say "MOM! Did you notice someone hit your car and broke your tail light!"

Goldberg in a suit..

I have a feeling that HHH fears divorce sign will be the next great prophetic sign.

That looks pretty good, but the Bischoff/Angle invasions and everything will crap it up. It seems to me that is just to further an angle where ECW breaks off and gets its own show.

Shame on you for not having an ounce of greenery on that plate! Negative points for no rotation to get the checkerboard grill marks on the top. This sorta makes me mad cause Im not doing any BBQs this weekend cause I have to work. I haven't had a good grilled steak in quite a while.

Doesn't matter.. Yeah, tell her to get an XM radio and stick it on 202. That should provide a lot of laughs. But then, the Customer wouldn't ALWAYS be right now would they? You're a man..you're supposed to work harder and make just as much as women who get easier jobs.. you're not supposed to complain about it either..even if it seems unfair to you. Mistake #3 - saying yes. Mistake #1 was believing they'd be annonymous. Written surveys/questionaires are NEVER annonymous because even if you dont put your name on it, people can usually recognize handwriting. If you do fill in one, and its just a bunch of yes/no, how do you feel questions with checkmarks, just do the checkmarks but never offer up any extra info in the Comments section where your handwritting will tip off whoever reads them. Mistake #2 was actually wasting your time filling it out anyway. You really should take this board's advice and then post a follow up thread.

I know its NEXT week..but the 4 game series in Boston will be very important. The Orioles have played Boston pretty well recently up in Boston. And after that series, they have @Pittsburgh and Cincy and Houston and Colorado in Interleague play, which looks to be a favorable schedule for the next 2 1/2 weeks. Bedard's injury didn't seem to be serious, and putting him on the DL seemed to be more precautionary than anything. And I dont mind getting a look at Hayden Penn for a couple starts. I hope he pitches well, and maybe they'll consider moving Ponson to the Bullpen or something, but I have a feeling that Penn is being put on display for any potential trades here in the next 2 months. Toronto has been more consistent than either the Red Sox or Yankees and the fact that theyre hanging in there has me a bit worried because the Orioles have historically (they have an all time losing record vs the Jays) not played the Jays well.

Im wlling to trade Felipe Lopez or Bobby Crosby now that Crosby is due back either next week or the week after. Either one is available.. Paul Konerko, Roy Oswalt and Jose Mesa are available as well.

Ha Ha..Kurt's choice is Booker's wife.

RAW vs Smackdown on ECW!

I rented it with one of my free rentals at Blockbuster and played the hell out of it. Pretty good game for the equivalent of FREE since its ringing up at most stores for $19.99.

I seriously doubt those specs, although it would be cool if they were true. In fact, if it is, its even more impressive given that they didn't need a computer tower form factor to pull it off. The only spec I care about is HD compatibility and I haven't heard a word about that.

http://bg.broadcastengineering.com/ar/broa..._grants_rupert/ Beyond The Headlines, Dec 22 2003 By a one vote majority, the FCC has approved giving Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation control of the DirecTV direct-to-home satellite broadcast system. In a huge win for Murdoch’s News Corporation, the FCC removed the final obstacle to the $6.6 billion media mega-merger that will combine Hughes’ DirecTV with the Fox motion pictures studios, the Fox News and Speed pay television networks, its Fox television network and 35 owned television stations. Murdoch’s Fox News Channel is headed by former GOP political operative Roger Ailes. The deal will give Murdoch control of the largest global conglomerate of media businesses ever assembled. His holdings include a 40 percent interest in the UK’s British Sky Broadcasting, as well as pay television systems in Australia, Japan and Latin America. If all goes as planned, the DirecTV deal could close in a matter of days. -- Directv used to be run by General Motors of all companies prior to them selling it.

Wind Waker didnt.. And by coming out near the end of the life cycle for the system they are able to take advantage of the system better.

Directv Channel 250! Of course Directv would have this given they are owned by Rupert Murdoch who owns Fox... Right now its some stupid Britsh Dating Show called the Villa...and its obviously edited for the FRC. http://foxreality.com/schedule.php Such great reality programming as COPS (Ok..how many channels is COPS on now, like 6 not including FOX itself..?)Joe Millionaire, Extreme Dating, The 5th Wheel, Love Cruise, and Real Stories of the Highway Patrol. Maybe the only saving grace for the channel is Last Comic Standing.. OMG GREATEST CHANNEL EVER *deleted from EPG*

That would work but it wont happen. Id like to see how they would deal with Chase's hand that got cut off. My days in order of favorite to least favorite 1 4 2 3 Day 1 will never be touched because of him having to do everything to save his wife/daughter and the ending, even if it had its dumb moments (OMG AMNESIA!). I looked up the TV Tome for the last episode and I saw this: --- Dramatic Irony Near the end of Day 3, Steven Saunders said to Jack, "I was abandoned by my government, as you'll be someday." Saunders was dead right, as his remarks foreshadowed the events of the finale of Day 4. President Logan and the U.S. Government turned on Jack and ordered his death to preserve their integrity with China, despite the fact that Jack sacrificed everything on multiple occasions to save his country. --- Did they plan that from the start?

Work = 30 second cameo..even Nash couldn't screw that up.

I fail to believe anyone could sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" worse than Ozzy did that one time.

Like father like son?

Syndication is a joke. Its hard enough to remember to watch Velocity at whatever time its on now as it is, I think we get Afterburn at like 3 am or something.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Over on Orioleshangout, I read he might miss up to 3 games..but its preliminary and not really official. Someone over on the Hangout mentioned that Screech (Fiorenteno) was drafted out of college as a Catcher and could be used there in an emergency if they have any problems calling up a catcher or finding one off the FA list.

Well at Least Jay Gibbons just crushed a solo Home Run to the bullpen to give the Os a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 8th.

Javy Lopez broke a finger and is going to the DL, hes out for 2 months. Sal Fassano was sent back down when they brought up Sosa, so he'll have to clear waivers (??) for them to have a 2nd catcher. + Brian Roberts got hit by a pitch and came out of the game, but damn it if he has to go on the DL too. Hes currently "Day to Day". Spelling lesson with MarvinisaLunatic The Orioles are F + U + C + K + E + D