Gary Floyd

Yep, it's a horror flick-and a musical from the guy who directed Saw II-IV. It stars Alexa Vega, Bill Moseley, Paul Sorvino, Paris Hilton (yes, you read that right), Nivek Ogre, Anthony Stewart, Terrance Zdunich and Sarah Brightman Teaser trailer Behind the scenes It sures looks...well, it looks interesting...

This made me laugh.

Led Zeppelin- "Gallows Poll"

New Trailer is up.

Mike Nelson wrote for Cracked, as you can see here.

I'm still convinced that Harry Potter fans are lunatics.

I've worked in libraries, so I can state that this is true. I also had to kick a guy out once for looking at beatiality porn.

I know, it's been a while, but here's an entry. -I saw "30 Days of Night", and it rocks. It's not 100% perfect (the acting is hit and miss), but it's still great. Also, it's nice to see a movie where vampires are treated as a threat. After the dull vampires of say, "Blade III", the overly glossy ones of "Underworld", the post-modern approach of movies like "Dracula 2000" and "Modern Vampyres", and etc., it's good to see a movie with vampires that don't wear capes, whine, or seduce people: These fuckers are vicious killing machines. -I also recommend "Evil Aliens", which is now on DVD. Imagine early, "Bad Taste" and "Dead Alive" Peter Jackson, add British Humor, and the lowbrow gags of say, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and this is what you get. That's all for now. Next time: gary floyd rates new TV shows.

Man, "Rendition" tanked. I guess people don't want to be preached to by Hollywood. Also, it's great to see an R-rated horror movie that doesn't revolve around torture take the top spot. Then again, we do get "Saw IV " next week...

I'm pretty much thinking of the books of Anne Rice, the adaptations of said books, and the fdact that there hasn't been a movie where a vampire is scary in a long time.

Saw it last night. I'm with dubq, in that I also loved it. Finally, a movie where vampires aren't whiney, miserable fucks.

It looks like 6-7 minutes of it will be shown with the IMAX version of "I Am Legend" Also, whysoserious.com/ has been updated.

This episode had some damn funny moments (Kelly being confused by honesty, Michael announcing bankruptcy.) Kind of a depressing episode too, though it's good to see Dwight moving on. It probably won't last, but oh well... "Don't sell you're implants please..."

I'm seeing it tomorrow.

Just when I was worried that they were running out of ideas, they pull this episode off. That was all kinds of awesome. Also, "Pubicle Scrotum"

I love that this has become a part of the TSM legend, so to speak.

It's the hair that does it if you ask me. Oh, and the fact that it looks like a bad parody of a 70's soul album. Also, it's good to see I have yet another reason to hate Coheed & Cambria.

At this point,I think that "American Dad" is the best thing on the Fox Sunday line up at the moment. Tonights episode was gold.

I've been saying that to friends for a long time now.

T.I. is in trouble with the law.

The Velvet Underground-"Here She Comes Now"

ha ha