Gary Floyd

-If you didn't see Pat Buchanan on TV talking about Mark Foley recently, then you missed a hilarious treat. Here, he repeatedly called Foley "That Flamer." Funniest thing I've seen in ages. -To David Cross: I think you're a funny guy, but 1.) Come on, picking on Jim Belushi and LArry the Cable Guy? Come on, I know they suck, but they're such easy targets. Oh, and 2.) Your mew Comedy central Cartoon "Freak Show" isn't very good. -JustPassinBy was banned. Here's a guy who was a treasure trove. A guy who unlike guys like Rant, wan't joking when he said he hated black people and gay people. Oh, and he asked "What's wrong with Sean Hannity" without being sarcastic. -The "Scream Awards", which honered everything geeks love (comics, sci fi, and horror) was on last Tuesday. It was a great idea, but disappointed me in execution. Seems like the "Fangoria Chainsaw Awards" will do the same as well.

Oh boy...

Good episode last night. Not as good as last weeks, but pretty good nonetheless. The Hardy Boys parody was great, and it rips on "Truthers", so that's pretty awesome. "Freakshow" still needs some work.

Luchadore stole my car

To David cross: Dave, you're a funny guy. That out of the way, what's the point ripping on Jim Belushi and Larry the Cable Guy? They may suck, but believe me, they aren't worth the time. Besides, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. In other words, it's too easy, and really fucking obvious. Also, you're political humor can get a bit preachy, and your new show "Freakshow" isn't all that great.

He was more of a racist and homophobe from what I remember. Then again...

The trailer for Robert Rodrieguez's entry into "Grindhouse" (coming out spring 2007) is up. It's a zombie movie, and it has Rose McGowen as a stripper who has a machine gun for a leg, Tom Savini, Jeff Fahey, Freddy Rodriguez, Michael Parks, Josh Brolin, Michael Biehn, Naveen Andrews, Marley Shelton, and Danny Trejo as a guy called "Machete." Anyway, it's really awesome. Oh, as for the cheering you hear in the background: it premired on the "Scream Awards" last night. Check it out here.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Special Edition Abominable The Roost

I really wish Stewart would drop the Bush impersonation. Sorry Jon, but it's not a very good impersonation.

Go to Adult Swim's website, and download the new "Chocolate Swim" EP available for free. Has some great stuff.

Mos Def & Diverse-Wylin' Out (Kut Masta Kurt Remix) Got it off of Adult swim's website. Part of a free online EP

Several of Aphex Twin's remixes are usually better than the original song

Ok, maybe it will get a little interesting.

-Well, I didn't do good on the exam today. Fortunately, there is a quiz next week, and for some reason, I'm having good feelings about it. Also, there's a good chance for extra credit points, so hey, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. -Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 comes to DVD in a special edition tomorrow. Can't wait, as I love that movie. Speaking of Texas Chainsaw, anyone here seen the new one that's a prequal of the remake? I was going to, but I was bogged down with homework, and I heard it's not that good. -Fear Dot Com was on TV last night. Horrible movie (one of the worst I've ever seen), but damn, it's got some nice visuals. Too bad the rest of it sucks. -Venture Brothers was great as usual last night. I love that the Henchmen are only able to capture the Venture family when they are incredibly shitfaced. For God's sake people, watch the fucking show. Well,gotta go and do homework.

Monarch: "Total dick move!" Hank and Dean hanging out with the Henchmen was great. Oh, and Brock's obssession with Led Zeppelin is the best running gag on a show in a while.

Eh, I've seen worse.

Wow, Scorsese has the top movie in the box office this week. I really expected Chainsaw to take it.

I've said it before, but this show the best thing on Adult Swim.

Damnit, bet me to it

Actually, I'm everything that's wrong with TSM. Or at least that's what Slayer seems to think.

I'll give DVDVR a pass because John Pelan (owner of Darkside Press and co-writer of "Goon") posts there. What can I say, I liked the book "Goon." A nice piece of erotic horror, with enough gross out moments and laugh out loud moments to entertain jaded old me.

The look Michael gave the camera was wonderfully evil.

-Funny: Last nights episode of South Park. I never played an MMORPG or whatever those things are called, but last nights episode was great. Also, it made fun of idiots who use phrases like "noob" and "pwned". I know I'll sound like an old man, but come on people, speak fucking english -Not Funny: Freakshow. I really wanted to like this show, and while there were some amusing aspects, it just didn't work. A shame really, since it's from David Cross. -Funny: The whole Mark Foley scandel. Now they are blaming alchoholism for his kiddie lust. I've been drunk before, and never once did I want to fuck a kid. -Not Funny: Last Monday's edition of Raw. The Return of DX was annoying to begin with, but now it's just pathetic. -Funny: "My Name Is Earl" and "The Office." Great stuff. Can't wait for tonight's episodes. Oh, Rain Wilson and Ethan Suplee rule. -Not Funny: Last Sunday's SNL. While I'm glad Sanz is finally gone, why did Parnell have to leave? He was one of the good ones. Oh, and Dane Cook really sucks.