Gary Floyd

That's no urban legend, that's the British royal family. Well of course there's that. I mean Urban Legends in the Northwest. You know, in New England states. I think I've heard a few. Then of course, there's the Swany Bean family, but that's a true story.

I'm going to reffer to a part of my SmartMarks name and point out that this whole thing feels oddly like a part of one of my favorite H.P. Lovecraft stories, "The Lurking Fear." Also, aren't there Urban Legends about large families deformed by generations of inbreeding?

So far, I'd have to say that Mick Foley and Bobby Heenan's are the best, followed closely by "WrestleCrap" and "The Death ofWCW" As for the worst, it would have to be "Tonight, In This Very Ring" by Useless Idiot Scott Keith.

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God, I really am stoked about this one. Next to "Land of the Dead", this is my must see movie of the summer.

I just downloaded Shareaza, and every time I try to search for something, I ger a message that says "Some results are available, but were filtered out" How do I un-filter files? I know this probably sounds dumb, but I'm new to this, so bear with me here folks edit: Nevermind on that. Just tell me how to make the search engine work, because I can't get any search results so far.

Clothesline and I once tried to do a Texas Cloverleaf.

This whole situation has officially become

Ya know what, fuck it, I just don't feel bad for this guy anymore. I know Lita's a whore and all, but by the way Matt's acting, I'm losing all sympathy I had for him.

I should have known the current Michael Jackson was an alien, Holy shit, that was the actual Pat O'Brien's Voice! The "Sex tape in Eternia sketch" stole the show. Also, the Sniper Squirral cracked me up. Remember, tonight's the final episode of "Sealab 2021" (at least I think it is.)

Jimmy Hart turning on Hogan in "Halloween Havoc '95" Hogan joining the NWO Sting turning heel (that sure worked out well )

Top five Albums of the 80's 5.) Jesus And Mary Chain "PsychoCandy" 4.) Public Enemy"It Takes a Nation..." 3.) Depeche Mode "Music For the Masses" 2.) Kraftwerk "Computer World" 1.) Cabaret Voltaire "The Crackdown" Honerable mentions:Ministry "The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste", My Bloody Valentine "Isn't Anything", Coil "Scatology", Cabaret Voltaire "Microphonies" and "2x45", Butthole Surfers "Locust Abortion Clinic", Depeche Mode "Black Celebration", Current 93 "Dogs Blood Rising" and "Swastikas for Noddy", New Order "Technique" and "Substance"

I have to see "Kung Fu Justle". I just have to.

Cabaret Voltaire-Microphonies Brian Eno-Apollo Soundtracks Masonna-Inner Mind Mystique(Note, do not listen to this with headphones on, because if you do, you'll most likely go def)

Adam Copelands reaction to discovering he had syphillis.

I have to add the new Miyazaki film "Howl's Moving Castle" to my list. I love Miyazaki's work, so this most likely will not dissapoint.

The Incredibles-10/10 The Night of the Hunter-10/10 (If you hate this movie, then you are officially worthless in my eyes. Great, great movie)

Wow, Nash may not attend. And all I can do is post this http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/nashmovie.swf

"Toxic" by Britanny Spears "P.I.M.P" by 50 Cent

The WWE is a place that was once called the World Wrestling Federation, but had to change it's name because if it didn't, a panda would rape Vince McMahons asshole.

Well, it's photoshop, but it still cracks me up for some reason, and it's my avatar. Anyways, I present to you Pope Catzinger

I'm on a diet right now, or at least watching what I eat.

Skinny Puppy-12' Singles Pink Floyd-Echoes Coil-Black Antlers

Dude, you really should have included "Land of the Dead." That's the one movie I really want to see this summer. I've been waiting for this movie for God knows how long. Fuck George Lucas, I wants me some Romero! Other than that, I'd have to say I'm also looking forward to:"Batman Begins", "War of the Worlds", "High Tension" (aka "Haute Tension", though the fact that it's dubbed, and has had one minute cut from it to earn an R-rating really sucks), "Undead", and "The Ordeal" (aka "Calvaire"). Oh, and hopefully, Rob Zombies "The Devil's Rejects" will be better than the disappointing "House of 1000 Corpses." As for the other movies, they don't interest me.

"I even told those fudge packers I liked Bolton's policies!" Comw on, I'm suprised no one else made an "Office Space" reference yet.