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Everything posted by Gary Floyd
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*collective groan from IWC* "I want some peanuts." I wonder if they still sell that shampoo I like? (Simpsons quote)
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Any film with crack cocaine that makes you explode is cool in my book Blood Diner-not on dvd-1986-Two brothers find their insane uncles brain, and instructions on how to awaken an ancient egyptian goddess. However, they have to use the bodies of shapely women to awaken the goddes, so why not use their own diner? Cool spoof/homage to the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis has, among other things, a woman getting knocked off via having her head deep fried, zombies hungry for severed limbs in a pot, and a goose stepping nazi wrestler (I wonder if JBL has ever seen this?) All in all, a campy, gory blast.
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My God Tazz, It's the Macho Man Randy Savage! Someone do something about this here on SMACKDOWN! He's just called out Johnny the Bull and Nunzino!What could this mean?! What is he doing here exclusively on Smackdown?! What are his intentions for these two outstanding athletes?! This is Vintage Macho Man! -Michael Cole and Tazz are calling Josh Heindreich vs. Rico, when out of no where, Hitler returns from the grave, to interrupt the match, and challenge anyone in the lockeroom
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Yea, I'm sure it would (I'll go check with 1-800-SAVIOR if I'm wrong) another film for me to share Dead and Buried-On DVD (limeted 2 disc 50,000 copies edition, I own one.) Welcome to Potters Bluff, your average small community. Except for those strange murders. Or the fact that the dead don't seem to stay dead. An excellent zombie film, written by the writers of "Alien". Has a very HP Lovecraft/EC Comics atmospheric vibe to it. Just don't expect flesh eating, stupid, slow moving zombies. These zombies are just like you and me. Well, at least appear to be. Probably the best zombie film you've never seen. Co-Writer Dan O'Bannon would go on to write and direct "Return of the Living Dead".
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Best.Movie.Title.Ever. Here's a new one for everyone "Night of the Comet"-Sadly not on dvd yet. Two valley girls find themselves in a world where most of humanity is gone, and most of it's remains are either dust or zombie like creatures. With Cydni Lauper music, 80's styles, comedy, and other such delights. A real gem
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David Allen Coe-"Cum Stains on My Pillow"(Where her Head used to Lay)-Would be great for Sean Waltman, or Jerry Lawler Ministry-Almost anything from the album "Psalm 69" KMFDM-"A Drug Against War" NOFX-"Kill all the White Man"-Great for any wrestler who's gimmick is that they hate whitey Wesley Willis-"Kill Whitey"-See above. Then again, is the wrestling world ready for music like that? Josie Cotton-"Johnny Are You Queer"-For Rico Cradle of Filth-"Lord Abortion"-For Gene Snitsky. Not a fan of that band, but hey, it fits. That or "You looked Pregnant so I kicked You in the Stomach" by Anal Cunt
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Yes, I believe it is heres another one Body Melt-It's on dvd. A pharmacy company tests it's latest product on a small suburban area. Unfortunately, the product has some unfortunate side affects-most notably causing things like an exploding penis, a fetus that bursts out of it's mothers gut, killer placenta, a really swollen tongue, and other gory events. It features gore FX by the effects guys from "Dead Alive", and while no where near as good as the already mentioned film, it's still must be seen to be believed.
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I Drink Your Blood-1971-A cult of LSD taking satanists rape a boys sister and drug his father. For revenge, he injects the blood of an rabid dog into a bunch of meat pies meant for the cult. Once consumed by the cult, they become a rabid bunch of psychotic ravenous cannibalistic killers who begin to infect the entire town. A so good it's bad classic of early 70's exploitation, with a manic energy, bad acting, bad gore fx, and more. Gets a wide DVD release Nov. 9th classic line from the movie "Brothers and sisters, Satan was an acidhead, so let's all freak out!"
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Are there any obscure cult films that anyone here likes or knows about? You know, one's that haven't been released on DVD yet, or have but still remain mostly unknown to the public eye? Tell about them here FYI:Films like "Rocky Horror","Texas Chainsaw Massacre","Halloween", " or other well known cult flicks don't count. This thread is for lesser known flicks like "The Crazies", "Seeding of a Ghost","I Drink Your Blood", "Body Melt," and their ilk
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My thoughts of the movie...FUCK YEA!!! Finally, a political satire that skewers both sides. From the Bush administrations handling of the war against terror (or T.W.A.T.) to obnoxious Hollywood liberals (granted, I'm a pretty liberal guy myself, and I loved seeing the likes of Michael Moore, Sean Penn, and Alec Baldwin get theirs) it has it all; kick ass musical numbers, one of the longest vomit scenes in film history, puppet sex (though I thought it was funnier in "Meet the Feebles") a parody of "RENT", this movie has everything. Next to "Shaun of the Dead," this is the funniest, and best, movie of the year.
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Here's a link to the transcript: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0410/15/cf.01.html Stewart is the fucking MAN!
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and that character.... you guessed it. FRANK STALLONE~! How did you know?
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My predictions HHH will unify the two world titles, and pin Jesus and mock God JBL will say that blacks are lazy, that the Holocaust never happened, and will become a nazi sympathizer, all while not getting in trouble with the company. He will also tell us that he prefers Pepsi over Coke. Trish and Molly will still be smockin' hot, as will Gail Kim Undertaker will come back with the purple mask he wore in late 1995 Gene Snitsky will be hung on Undertaler's old "symbol." He will return to judge the living and the dead Bischoff will let Evolution get away with murder, and make HHH co-general manager Austin will get in trouble with the law yet again Randy Orton, in Vince's continuing attempts to turn him into the new Austin, will shave his head, grow a mustache and a goatee, flip people off, drink "Ortonweisers," and constantly say "WHAT?" The Rock will finally quit showing up for WWE events when Vince suggests that he wear a tutu and verbally fellate HHH Hogan will reveal a sex tape of his own (complete with lines such as "This is really cool dude!" and "Say your prayers, take you vitamins, and spread you cheeks!") ScoopTHIS will be proven to be prophetic when The Warrior does a show for "Def Comedy Jam" Lawler will get involved in another sexual harassment/rape lawsuit Realizng that none of the fans give a rat's ass about him, HHH will bar fans from entering the arena A match will be determined in which the loser becomes Heindrichs new "buddy" and finally, Vince will once again narrowly avoid being sent to a nuthouse
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You know, Ebert liked "Garfield The Movie" and "Speed 2", so fuck what he thinks. I'm seeing it
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well, I changed that
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Christ,so I misspelled a word. Big fucking deal, Anyone going to see the film when it comes out
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I have to see Smackdown, simply for Kenzo singing "Living in America"
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I think HHH has the sledgehammer Man,this really sucks. Someday, if the WWE finally dies, I wonder if Vince will realize what/who led to it.
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They are (Hell,good luck finding them. If you do, you'd better have a.)nerves of pure steel, and b.)an iron cast stomach)
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Get The Tables!
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Followed by an ecstatic "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!" It isn't easy being red... ...Ending up having your forced wife's baby dead...
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Stephanie Mcmahon with Linda Mcmahon as Nanny
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That role will go to Eugene
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Followed by an ecstatic "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Rudo, you are my new hero *cough* RUDO!!! sorry,meant rando You know, I just realized...Steph would be Misss Piggy