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Yeah, he messed up Kibs and Outcast.

I assumed Toxxic, for two reasons. - Toxxic "wins" ... - ... in Kibagami's "back garden," a more or less exclusively British usage referring to what normal people call a "back yard."

Oh my fucking GOD!!!!! Calvinball should be required reading for generations to come!

Welcome to TheSmartMarks, where dung-flinging has become an art.

Sorry, Johnny. I didn't get mine added last night because of the quotation mark issue. I'll get on that tonight.

Quick and filthy. Sly's match was interesting. I'm loving the roid rage, and I think Sly would do well to read some of Danny Williams' old stuff and implement some of his mannerisms. The match had a weird sort of detached feel that I really enjoyed... it was sort of like having an out-of-body experience, watching Sly's first big-time victory in this manner. Wild and Dangerous deserve mad props indeed... although I think it's unfair to describe it as "surprising people." They're obviously talented, or else they wouldn't be having this measure of success. And gooooooooooooooooo Toxxic!

Don't take it too seriously. Judging by the discussion Mike and I had, no match is going to be good enough to pull anything serious... and, like IL trying to write the most brutal Hell in an Igloo match ever, to take it too seriously is to miss the point of the match. A Calvinball match full of stonefaced psychology and mat wrestling? DUD.

So, uh, Johnny... howsabout a link to the forums on the front page?

::applause::

FYI, before Mike sees it (and thus, before he can tell me to apologize)... I have, in retrospect, ridiculously exceeded my authority by yanking Johnny from the Calvinball match. As punishment I will force myself to actually do the reading for all my classes this week, which is not in fact Spring Break. Mike deserves an apology for my rash act, and I am extremely sorry for doing that. I should have left Mike to deal with it on his own, considering that he not only booked it (which makes it bad enough) but is marking it. Mea culpa. EDIT: I mean ridiculously.

Even if we didn't want you to, it's Calvinball. You can change the rules. Koran has been fully briefed on the stats and character of Dagda. At least, to the extent that it's safe to do so. We don't want to give those people too much information. ::shifty eyes:: ... what? I was just playing to his gimmick.

No, it's just a relatively recent phenomenon that, as I recall, Zed started. But if you're going to gripe, I'll take you out.

I so know where this is going. This deserves props to the nth power.

"You're so getting jobbed," Tom says, hoping to God that it stands alone as humor.

This involves a cut-off PM, doesn't it?

Up, Periscope!

This is the best sequence ever.

I'll stand in for Spike. "uh.... 5."

I beg to differ. You've never seduced a woman until you've talked her into bed by whispering sweet destrucities in her ear.

CC will, unless you want to.

Possibly 2002, in that case.

As far as Muzz goes, we ave to get the build to... I think it was Ashes 2 Ashes 2003, where Sacred and El Luchador Magnifico were feuding over the World Championship. During the build, Sacred snatched the title from ELM, doing what was as I recall a very interesting storyline about adjusting his wrestling style to deal with ELM's more aerial style (which means we need to add at least one of the build matches that didn't involve ELM). There was much rejoicing when he did about how the Australian Glass Ceiling had finally been broken. Frankly, the majority of Sacred's stuff is DVD-quality, so barring any other in-ring storylines, we'd want to grab the promo storyline and some of the matches surrounding it in which his wife died, which presented sort of a revolution for the character. Unfortunately I'm working from memory here, so I don't have links available.

In your case, Flik? Seems to be going on 21.5 years, but you're really more of a special case. When you die, we'll be able to answer the question.

No extensions on my matches, and Landon (or anyone else in my matches), if you send me an incomplete PM and don't fix it by the deadline, you get graded based on what I have. You're all responsible for making sure you sent me your whole match.

Was this common knowledge, by the way? That Judge wrote 2-3 promos for me?