Xavier Cromartie

Yeah, he was awful. But, I do appreciate that he set up the Titans for the Music City Miracle. (Likewise, I despise John Elway, but if he hadn't driven Stanford down the field against Cal in '82, the greatest play in the history of sports never would have happened.)

1. Ludwig Wittgenstein 2. Søren Kierkegaard 3. A.J. Ayer 4. Immanuel Kant 5. Commodus

Did you kiss a girl

Yes, go away.

What about me.

Mayweather is 35-0. (36-0 after tomorrow night.)

Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry? Comfortable and furious, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. Yesterday I watched a second-season (1994) episode of Boy Meets World. In this episode, Cory's mom tells him to be more polite. At school, Cory accidentally bumps into an attractive but 'rebellious' girl, causing her to drop her book. Cory politely picks it up for her. The girl—'T.K.' (played by Danielle Harris)—is impressed by Cory's kindness. Almost immediately, Cory not only has an excellent conversation on the phone with her, but she sends him very nice gifts—such as a wreath, candy, and steaks. She switches her homeroom class to Cory's (and tries to sit on his lap instead of in her own desk). Additionally, Harley Keiner's bully gang is suddenly very nice to Cory. At this point, Cory inexplicably tries to breakup with T.K. Harley reveals that T.K. is his little sister, and Cory is in some serious sh*t. Cory is forced to go on the planned date with T.K. On the date, Cory tries to be as unappealing as possible, and he rejects her attempts to makeout with him in the backseat of the car. In the end, Cory avoids a pounding from Harley and, presumably, Cory and T.K. remain 'friends.' (T.K. is never seen again in the series.) Cory, you b*stard, what the h*ll were you thinking? The first time I saw T.K., I thought, "That girl is going to become a very sexy babe." Topanga just b*tched at him every episode and got p*ssed off when he tried to go beyond kissing. Cory had a dream situation and he threw it away. Bottom line, America?

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Now that I've got "69 post magic," I'm joining the GTG mutanthood.

So I finished 8th overall out of 100,000+ and won 2 house show tickets, assuming WWE ever sends them to me. P.S. Fuck John Cena. Edit: For posterity, the Season 6 (or 3, nice Final Fantasy numbering) league results: 1 never kissed a girl 2442 2 HHH & Stephanie's Demon Spawn 2243 3 The Real Ghostbusters 2170 4 Fazzle 2125 5 Mailbox Heads Alliance 2097 6 Palumboners 2045 7 Jobbers for Trips 2029 8 LoserBuysTheBeer 1974 9 Ted Dibiase's Accountant 1893 10 BLK 1856 11 Dok's office 1808 12 Death Rowe 1761 13 Miscarriages of Justice! 1759 14 Jive Soul Bros 1718 15 My Team Smells like Garbage 1627 16 Lost In The Shuffle 1623 17 GENext 1525 18 The Fightin Fighters 1392 19 GirlsInCars 1369 20 GonnaLose 1106 21 The Flying Chalupa 32 22 Snitsky's New Found Power 0

SD Jones did an Adam West-like extended 'thank you, thank you' despite having no heat.

7. Hayao Miyazaki 8. Shigeru Miyamoto 12. Randy Orton 16. Carlito 22. The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank 23. The person driving the tank

Needs more Houstonians.

Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry? Comfortable and furious, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. The first four rounds of the TSM Poster Tournament were fun. I voted for Slayer, but only until it was time to set up the dream finale between Carnival and Czech. Slayer, however, slew the mighty Carnival. We then had a very anticlimactic championship bout. Bottom line, America? I'm declaring that my tournament—the Ortonsault World Order—is the only legitimate poster tournament. Why? It's my birthday today, and so hey! (hey!) nothing you can say! (say!). Princess Leena --------------------Princess Leena The Dames ----------------------------------------Princess Leena The Amazing Rando --------------------The_Amazing_Rando The_Amazing_Rando ------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena Ortonsault --------------------Ortonsault Batistasault ----------------------------------------Ortonsault JudasSault --------------------Anglesault Anglesault --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena Carnival --------------------Carnival Hot Dicky Shoe ----------------------------------------Carnival Heel Turn --------------------Heel Turn Face Turn ------------------------------------------------------------Carnival The Czech Republic --------------------The Czech Republic Eddie Winslow ----------------------------------------The Czech Republic CronoT --------------------CronoT fanofcoils

I'm not a gimmick poster.

The best part of tonight's show was the announcement that Shakira will sing on Wednesday.

So did you guys have fun on your hot date.

I am left-handed, therefore I am innately superior.

Wow, Hitman Jebus and I both won a t-shirt this week for being top 10 overall for the week. (Still waiting for my first t-shirt to arrive...) So I'm now 6th overall going into the last week. That week 6 bullsh*t kept me from being #1 in the world. I want that $5500 trip.

The Czech Republic

Friend, what are you talking about. On the main page of Helms' MySpace he says "FYI: The only real WWE'ers on MySpace are as follows: Gregory Helms Ashley Massaro John Cena Justin Roberts Kristal Marshall Shannon Moore Stevie Richards" I guess he didn't count The Hardyz because their MySpace is just promotion for their online show.