PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

2 seconds. I'll admit that I've actually watched it like 10 times. Once you get through it once it becomes sort of a compulsion. I'd have sex w/ the one wearing the headband. edit: Oh who am I kidding. I'd have sex with all of them/

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If you're not listening to metal/drone/shoegaze/post-rock/obscure 70s electronic music take it to the other thread. Let's strive for some consistency here, guys.

1. Life on Mars 2. Station to Station 3. Rock n' Roll Suicide 4. "Heroes" 5. Ashes to Ashes

Mulholland Drive In the Mood for Love The Royal Tenenbaums Traffic The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford A.I. Match Point The Queen The New World The Best of Youth

Durant really should have gotten in over West. I don't care if he's on a terrible team, the kid's been playing incredible ever since PJ got fired and he got moved to SF. He's averaging something like 27/8/3 in January. He deserves to be on the team.

Similarly, every white basketball player is "blue collar" and has a "high basketball IQ."

I've recently become somewhat obsessed with Gucci Mane understudy OJ Da Juiceman. I can't really explain why, though. He's got this weird kind of infectious charm, and his (admittedly one-note) sing songy flow is really sort of hypnotizing. Dude's got a bunch of free mixtapes floating around out there (one of which you can grab here) and his debut LP hit stores on Tuesday. It's not going to win any Album of the Year awards or anything, but it's pretty fun.

Allen Iverson?

She was in Disaster Movie. Does that count?

MTV trash is way better than VH1 trash. Parental Control is incredible.

Flavor of Love is one of the few things I've ever seen on television that actually made me angry. I mean, it was basically a minstrel show. Ughh. Apparently Ray J (aka Brandy's less talented brother/ the guy who fucked Kim Kardashian on videotape) has on of those shows coming out soon, so that's probably who it was.

John Updike died. The New Yorker won't ever be quite the same again.

No no no

Munich was the best of the nominated films in '05. The actual best movie that year was probably The New World.

Detroit is the saddest place

That face says 15 but those tits be telling me 22. I'm rlly glad you quoted this before pbone deleted it from his post.

Yeah but it still got nominated for like 10x as many awards as all his other, better movies combined. It's gonna be a real bummer if he just sticks to making treacly middlebrow trash from here on out. Zodiac was so good

Uhm, snuffbox, you might want to sit down. I have some bad news...

Does she get naked in that one, too?

I think I've said this here before, but he's most definitely the best fey British singer guy. I wish I could be so arch and observant and have such beautiful high cheekbones. Sigh.... Also, what's everyone's opinion re: best song on Different Class? I love "Common People" and "Disco 2000" and "Something Changed" and "Mis-Shapes," but I think my favorite might be the comparatively under-appreciated "Bar Italia." Actually, no, it's "Disco 2000." What a perfect song.

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The Queen takes place in 1997 you idiot.

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