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PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

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  1. Like NoCalMike sorta pointed out, this isn't really that different then what happens with any other super-popular Presidential candidate. Just be happy that the uninformed rubes are actually flocking to a guy with good policies for once.
  2. Not really. Most McCain supporters seem to buy into the whole "straight-talking maverick war hero who breaks the rules to get the job done" image, which is just as transparent and superficial as Obama's "changehopechangehopechange yes we can!" schtick. Similarly, Huckabee's really playing up the whole "folksy southern preacher who plays the bass and totally hates taxes" thing. Face it, politics in this country (especially wrt Presidential elections) is based almost completely on a candidate's ability to generate some kind of cult of personality. Obama just happens to be charismatic/smart enough to pull it off on a larger scale than anyone else in the race.
  3. Will Farrell is King Ralph. He's uncouth. He's unkept. He's the king. King Ralph.
  4. Quoting the worst sequence of posts in board history.
  5. Will Farrell is a baby who's about to put his hand on a hot stove. Nonononono little baby that will hurt you! Eeek! Oh little baby, what did I tell you? Come here. come here.. It will be okay. It will be okay. There there, little baby. There there. Therethrer.e Title:
  6. WILL FARRELL IS A DOG. HE GOES "WOOF WOOF." SOMETIMES HE CHASES HIS TAIL AROUND AND PEOPLE GO, "WHAT A SILLY DOG." TITLE OF MOVIE: "SILLY DOG: THE STORY OF A SILLY DOG"
  7. This is like a slightly less annoying Animal Collective.
  8. That's not even the best music video featuring a cute chick leading around some dudes in creepy animal masks.
  9. You had some viking-looking thing puking a rainbow for like three days.
  10. Speaking of this, here's a kinda funny parody featuring McCain
  11. Yeah, this is probably the best thing I've heard so far this year.
  12. Haha. As soon as I saw Marvin's name in the Last Action column I said to myself, "I bet he quoted some stupid Glenn Beck book."
  13. I know Israel is a terrible country, but after all, there are countries even more terrible. There are so many terrible countries--why is this country the most terrible? Why don't you read on Norwegian walls, 'Down with Russia,' 'Down with Chile,' 'Down with Libya'?
  14. So people who won't even smoke weed unless it's decriminalized are suddenly going to also start using a bunch of harder drugs that are still illegal? That doesn't make any sense, pbone.
  15. I don't know if I should take that as an insult or what.
  16. I know you're just being a big snarky jerk here, but that video is actually pretty illustrative of what I find so appealing about Obama (and it has nothing to do w/ listening to Jay-Z).
  17. I try to atone for my misanthropy by voting Democrat.
  18. The new Boris album is incredible.
  19. M.I.A and MGMT seem somewhat out of place. Also lol @ Jakob Dylan.
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