PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Gym Class Heroes doing "Good Vibrations." There aren't words to describe how terrible this is. Hear it here.

Slaughterhouse-Five is my least favorite of the Vonnegut I've read. I've always felt that it pales in comparison to the thematically very similar Catch-22. It's got a little too much whimsy in it to be a really effective anti-war novel, I think.

Jay-Z Songs 1. "Public Service Announcement (Interlude)" 2. "Can I Live" 3. "Heart of the City (Ain't No Love)" 4. "D'Evils" 5. "My 1st Song"

Except none of the songs on The Eagles' Greatest Hits are any good.

Understandable, but not relevant to the situation here. You don't know that. It's interesting to see you apply very different standards of the burden of proof to Britain in this case and Saddam Hussein in the case of Iraq. What?

Yes. 1992 was the last year I viewed MTV with nothing but fondness. I want to hold you in parentheses.

When I make it rain they be like, "Kells, do it again."

Gym Class Heroes.

Panda Bear - "Bros" First listen through Person Pitch. I'm digging it more than the Animal Collective stuff I've heard.

"All My Friends" is one of the best songs I've heard in a long, long time. The rest of the album is pretty fantastic, too.

Last concert you attended: Chingy, August 2006 (It was free and I was bored that night) Last person you ate breakfast with: I don't eat breakfast Last time you hated something: Yesterday, one of my friend's dirty stoner friend who came to hang out with us for Patty's Day. Ugh. Last night on the town: A few weeks ago. Last movie you saw: Borat Last book you read: Moby-Dick by Herman Melville for a class. Horrible. Last album you listened to: Whut? Thee Album by Redman Last time you wore a tie: Grandmother's funeral back in August. Last time you cried: I don't even remember. I think I was 10. Last piece of clothing you bought: Over-priced T-shirt from Abercrombie. Last vacation you took: Windsor, last October Last food you ate: A chocolate-chip cookie Last promise you made to yourself: Fuck more Last TV show you watched: Does basketball count? Because I haven't watched anything else on TV for the last four days. Last time you lied: I dunno. Last time you got into a fight: I've never actually been in a physical fight Last time you were in the hospital: Never Last time you witnessed anarchy: I dunno. Last magazine you read: The Atlantic Last time you got ripped off: Every time I buy something from the convenience store in my dorm. Last thing you drank: Vault Last web-site you visited: This one Last thing you killed: Probably a bug of some kind Last person you talked to on the phone: My mom, earlier today Last song you listened to: "Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space" by Spiritualized Last time you were confused: Yesterday.

Ughh.

Reading that actually made me kind of angry.

Whoa. Meta as fuck.

4'33" jokes are a little played out.

Beer pong is fun though.

Probably a lie.

Liars - They Were Wrong, So We Drowned I appreciate their desire to branch out and do something new instead of just remaking TTUAIATABAMOT, but an album of tuneless, droning guitar noise really wasn't the direction they should have gone. Thankfully, Drum's Not Dead was something of a return to form.

Mike Jones is the American Dream.

Cam just released "Curtis Part 2" and it's pretty much the best rap beef-related thing ever. http://youtube.com/watch?v=DS-x8cQo-f0

Hahaha

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The only books I've started and failed to finish are American Pastoral and the two William Gaddis books I own (JR and A Frolic of His Own). I'll probably try JR again at some point in the future since the only reason I stopped reading it was that I got distracted by other stuff and couldn't devote to it the attention it deserves. Frolic, on the other hand, was kind of a boring piece of shit, so I probably won't be returning to that one.

This kinda describes how I feel about King Crimson as a whole. I really respect their stuff and understand why a lot of people love it, but outside of a handful of songs ("Starless," "Trio," "The Sheltering Sky," some other ones) I don't really enjoy listening to it. Every time I sit down and try to listen to one of their albums all the way through I wind up getting bored at about half-way point and find myself either reaching for the skip button or moving on to something else entirely.