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If Alexis Bledel or Lauren Graham ends up on Smackdown in a cross-promotional effort, I may have to kill myself. Or Vince. Leaning closer to Vince on that one.

FOOTLOOSE?!

"They'll hang around" is pretty much the only thing you said that will end up being true.

Kiyoshi Tamura - when it comes to making something look real, no one that I have seen has done it better.

Unfrozen Caveman Carlito: Ladies and gentlemen of the WWE, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know, being Unfrozen - das not cool.

HBK would make for a good Church Lady.

That's cause you, clearly, have horrible, horrible taste. Even if I were to say that the concept of the gimmick was good, which it isn't, their execution of it was still awful.

After the Garbageman, Taxman, Health Guru(s), Monks, Plumbers, Hockey players, Baseball players, Teachers, Farmers who tried to be hybrids all failed.

So HHH is not a RINGS fan?

Because this is a subject that really warrants as many thoughts as possible and deserve more attention than one board can offer. Stop cross-posting.

When and How the fuck would this make sense in any time? They are CHEERLEADERS who will most likely be wrestling. Who the fuck wakes up one day and says "I want to be a cheerleader. No. I want to be a professional wrestler. Hey, why can't I be both?" That's like saying, "I want to be a doctor. No. I want to be a pimp." sorta different thought-processes there.

I would like to see them work the religious-angle, where Vince says he doesn't believe in God and how there are no consequences for his actions in this life in the afterlife, so he's not afraid to be a sinner and indulge in various vices. He tries to goad HBK into a fight but Shawn turns the other cheek because he knows that God will handle him when the time comes. But then one day you have Marty Jannetty partying with Vince and back on the wagon and Shawn realizes he has to take Vince down before Vince takes everyone around him with him.

Why use a bunch of jacked up guys as cheerleaders? Male Cheerleaders are only funny when they are lanky and can't do any other sports or just really, really gay and oblivious to all the hot chicks around them. Not to mention they are totally half-assing it and are showing about a tenth of the energy actual cheerleaders do. Besides, this is a few years too late. Why not make them a boyband, or Latin pop stars? We all know that Spelling Bees are what's hot right now. Instead of alligning with Coach, they should be with Matt Striker as his Strike Team of Word Warriors.

Russo wanted Lance Storm to be Eric Bischoffs brother, or have some family relationship. Johnny Ace pretty much pushed for and booked Storm during that time.

Was there any need to post this on both DVDVR and TSM?

TAYLOR FUCKING DOOSE It's been, what, 6 episodes? Now all we need is Kirk and The Hallow is set, fuckaz. "NO TIP"???!!! CONTINUITY ERROR!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! Luke says to Lorelai in Season 5 that it is incorrect to tip the proprietor of the establishment and in THIS episode he says... get this... "NO TIP?!" What the hell? DEAN CALLS IT POP

Maury WITHOUT his glasses. More blasphemy. DEAN scares Rory. Soooo dreamy. Michell HATES the French. So awesome. Luke: Will you Marry Me? Lorelai: What? Luke: Just lookin for something to say to shut you up. Luke saving the party by bringing Ice. Lorelai hugging Luke for bringing the ice. Emily sees it and gets worried. Richard is an autumn. This sums it all up.

I hope Jack kicks the shit out of the president. Can he do that??

KIRK~! He shows up delivering the swans as well and he's not Kirk there either. Episode 4 has SAM ME-MOTHERFUCKING-DINA in it all pimped up and pimed out and pimpin on Lorelai. Fuck yeah. I liked Sam. I feel bad knowing that he gets his heart broken, but feel happy that it doesn't happen yet. Sooo charming. And I wonder if they consciously made Logan Rorys Uber-Boyfriend given the way Tristan acts, and how he also combines the sweetness of Dean and the booksmarts of Jess. I mean, the hair can't be a coincidence. Though we all know, even watching in Season 1 long before he arrives on the scene, that Finn is the one for Rory.

Town: Fuck You Population: You two Est. 2006

Episode 4: RORY GETS A D?!?!??!?! This is just WRONG. Why would they do such a thing?! This is a complete re-writing of history, here. Rory in Season 2 does not get D's, so how is it possible in Season 1 for her to get a D? There is no D in Wrong, but there is one in Wronged!

It's amazing how they plant seeds in the first few episodes that pay off SEASONS later. Rory and Lorelai going to Europe in the end of Season 3 gets mentioned in Episode 3. And KIRK isn't Kirk yet. And there's lots of old people in this episode (Eps. 3). And topless Ed Herrmann. Alex Borstein is actually a regular at this point. Bizarre. They've mainly kept the same cast forever, so it's weird to see someone who gets dropped off. Ok, they just had an argument over their boobs. Jackson is so awesome in Season 1. Him discovering Sookie looking at other strawberries is great. Great, "we are family" is playing while Rory and Lorelai make up. Oh shit, Emily is the biggest bitch on television. Like, she's 1000x's worse than she is now... or even in Season 2. I'm so glad they made her a parody rather than stay along the line they were going here.

Fuck that.

I was really surprised with how solid the story was. This was one of the better sequels and while it wasn't cleverly written or mindblowing or anything like that, it clearly wasn't a tacked-on movie to cash in on whatever success the first one had. It was well crafted and structured and it kept close to the original and when it strayed they managed to give a reason for straying. My problems with it were basically that (1)I didn't really care about the story or the characters and (2)it was like the Matrix sequels. Not in the sense of that they tried too much, because I thought it was pretty well paced, but it's like with the Matrix you had Neo who could do all this fucking cool stuff and basically control the universe he was in and you just saw him shooting guns and doing kung-fu - you sorta expected more. At the end of the Matrix you have Neo stopping bullets, jumping into guys, and flying. It's fucking cool and you think that's just one of the many cool shit he can do... but the sequels have him doing pretty much all the shit he did in the original -just more of it. This was the same thing, shooting guns and instead of kung fu you got growling and furrowing of brows. I like to see test drives in movies like this, a chance to see what these super-charged folk can do. Instead they're doing what any regular-charged folk can do - shoot guns. Michael (Speedmans character) at the end of the original movie is this hugely powerful dude that has the powers of both a warewolf and a vampire, the first thing they have the dude do is fight with Marcus and look like shit. C'mon now, there was a bar full of people waiting to get obliterated. Take the skills for a test drive. We want to see cool shit. We see shooting of guns all the fucking time. The number one thing Michael did in this was change shape. Fuck that shit. Selene drinks the blood of the most powerful man on the planet and what does she do with this insane strength? SHOOT GUNS. And guns don't even fucking work. The big fights they set up with the two brothers last for a minute and that's it. Great finishes, but that's it. They spent way too much time on getting over Marcus, they put him over Craven, they put him over Michael, they put him over Alexandre, they put him over that dude with the orgy, and they had him do the same fucking trick the whole time. The dude has wings, that's fabulous. It was great the first time, got tired every time after that. And the sex scene was lame. You'd think a vampire and a hybrid of a vampire and a werewolf would have some crazy-wild sex, and instead it's like "does it hurt? is this good for you? is the pillow comfortable? how about the candles?" As bad as it sounds, they spent so much time on trying to get the story right that they didn't take time to have fun with the characters.

Eps. 2 is looking better, though it still is carrying some of the bad habits of Eps 1 over. BUT, I get to know what Lorelai and Rory are looking at in the jeep in the opening montage. Alright, all is forgiven Season 1. The second eps. is much better already. Lukes interaction with Lorelai was just what I needed and Luke looked like Luke. Season 1, Episode 1 you are still pure evil. TRISTAN~! Logan before there was a Logan. Stars Hallow has a population of 10,000? BULLSHIT. As a person who comes from a small town where there is maybe 500 people, 10,000 cannot possibly qualify as a small fucking town.