Claire Huxtable is a horrible person.
I hate that smug look she keeps on her face, that she's always is right about everything. Cliff eats too much. Rudy shouldn't wear that. Vanessa shouldn't see him. She's always getting on somebody.
Someone in the house was wrong? Made a mistake? Oh, it can't be Claire. She's perfect, but still managed to raise some of the stupidest kids in the world. I guess omnipotence isn't the best example to use in raising people, after all.
You sanctimonious twit. I hate you, Claire.