Lord of The Curry

That cop is just lucky he didn't catch a Jesus-stick beatdown.

I heard this was like the Sakuraba/HERO*S fight in how much Lawler was whopping Mayhem in the first two rounds.

The most golden of globes.........

Gayest.Sig.Currently. And I ain't talkin' about Durden.

Business just picked up in The Chocolate Socket.

Does Rashad actually finish the guy or is Destination: Decisonville again?

So we got Season Two in last week even though it comes out tommorow. I'm about halfway through right now. Some observations.... - The first episode is still awesome. I remember watching it with friends and when the opening with Desmond happened we were all speculating who it could be until the explosion happened and one of my buddies went "Holy fuck, that's INSIDE the hatch." Jacks speech to his future wife after the surgery was awesome and I was almost in tears when she dropped the "Then why can I wiggle my toes?" line. - Shannon is completely useless and her death still evoked no reaction from me. Sayid's look of pain afterwards was fucking tits, though. - The Other 48 Days is probably my favourite episode so far, only because of the complete bizzaro nature of the tail sectioners. Goodwin is fucking awesome, I hope he shows up in Others flashbacks in season three. "I'm gonna get a signal fire started so they know where to find us." - Started to tear up when Michael returns and Vincent runs up the beach to him. Cried when Rose and Bernard reunited. Blubbered like a bitch when Sun and Jin see each other. - It's really, really REALLY fucking annoying that they totally abandoned the whole "Sayid saw Walt in the jungle before Shannon died" thing. Reminds me of when Charlie said "All they wanted was Claire" in season one and nobody paid attention to it. - EKO is far and away the MVP of season two. His episodes were among the best and his character was easily the most interesting and fresh, as were his interactions with Locke, Charlie and AL.

I can't wait for the movie with GOB and Dax to come out. Follow it up with Blades of Steel and it'll be all Arnett, all the time.

Shocked but not surprised at all. We all knew some critter was going to get him one day. Still, a stingray barb to the chest cavity is not a fun way to go.

That promotion would be ZST.

Bush disputed evolution so it doesn't surprise me in the least that he'd question the validity of civil war in Iraq.

Even though it's not supposed to be a scripted show in terms of celeb interactions Chuck had better rehearse the fuck out of his lines. I can't not see him stuttering his way through the scenes if they tell Chuck to "be himself."

Awesome.

Vince and E smoking up with Saigon and Paul Haggis has to be one of the more surreal Entourage moments in terms of mixing up celebs. If/when the Chuck episode happens something needs to go down in the vein of Drama mentioning that he did some kickboxing here and there, leading to Chuck putting him down like Old Yellar.

PRIDE has yet to do any tag-team fights. I'm still waiting on Coleman/Baroni vs Shogun/Wandy.

He wants to bust on her spine.

Rampage still has two fights left on his contract with WFA, IIRC. It's going to take a serious amount of money to buy him out.

I'm Canadian, and I can't stand when people here take credit for burning down the White House. It's pathetic, and goes against everything Canadians stand for. It's also funny that it comes up hand-in-hand with bitching about how 'ignorant' Americans are. We stand for whatever everybody else stands for. Q: How do you get 10 Canadians in a phone booth? A: Tell them that it's the right thing to do.

Entourage is Chuck's favourite show. He probably just called up HBO and said "Put me on or me and the SLO crew will show up at your offices." HBO wisely gave the man what he wanted.

Rashad, Blanketing, Unanimous Decison. Bank on it.

I am going to lord it all over you bitches when Kate dies this year. I find her character to be amongst the more unlikeable ones on the show so I won't be shedding a tear. We'll always have LiveLinks, Ms. Lilly.

So you like boxing but not MMA? Fag. You're just afraid to go all the way and embrace the true combat sport. When boxing contains things as cool like the one in my sig I'll listen to the retarded musings of one of their fans.

When he left I should've convinced him to let me take over as both Rudo and Curry. I probably can still access his account, he never changes his password. And a number of posters can back up my claims that we're two entirely seperate entities. You don't need, nor deserve to know so I won't bother saying.

Sez a captain in the GANG WARZ.

"RETARD STRENGTH"