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Eight Days a Week, actually. I enjoyed that paragraph though.

That could be pretty funny.

Is Clipse's latest "Hell Hath No Fury"? because it's the only one by them I've heard, I strongly disliked it and I don't want to hear anything by Clipse again. I don't really know hip hop though.

You know what song I really like? The theme to the Nickelodeon show iCarly. It's catchy.

This sucks. Willie's a good manager. I hear awesome things about Ken Oberkfell though, so that's good. Minor League Manager of something during some year, or something. So that makes me feel good, but still, I was really pulling for Willie Randolph. Fuck Rick Peterson though. Thank god that guy's gone.

JJ Johnson and I had an argument about whether or not Harrison was a good pick. I think it pretty clearly is. His argument was that he has Peyton throwing to him. I feel like I got a steal with Curtis Martin too, but I'm a Jet fan.

September 15th 1983? I think that's my least favorite song on that CD. I think How To Embrace A Swamp Creature is probably my favorite track on that one. If we're talking songs though, I think my favorites are as follows Radio Christiane and Rich Girls by The Virgins Walcott by Vampire Weekend You! Me! Dancing! by Los Campesinos! (Why are exclamation marks suddenly trendy?) the aforementioned How To Embrace a Swamp Creature Ghosts Under Rocks by Ra Ra Riot (this doesn't come out til August 19th, but it was on their EP and I know I love it. also they had dinner at my house, so they automatically kick ass)

973 points in the NHL, another 229 in the WHL. Hart Trophy AND WHL MVP Stanley Cup AND Lester Patrick Cup winner Hall of Fame class of 78 58th best player of all time according to The Hockey News Hits Jaques Plante in the face with pucks, which will come in handy when Clorox Leetch plays Gordie's Gang. Part of perhaps the most insane trade of all time, involving I believe 23 players (wiki doesn't say). Andy God Damn Bathgate ...and I exhale.

I want a Jack LaLane power juicer. That's my 3rd favorite infomercial of all time.

So we're halfway through the year, what are everyone's favorite albums so far?

More like too late, that coupon's expired As of June 16th, post of the year.

What are you going to spend that $100 on?

Fucking MFerXtreme. Fuck that. Mother fucker (ba dum shish). I'll settle for Babe Pratt. Dude did win a Hart Trophy.

I'm not sure people realize just how many records this guy actually holds. He averages 86 catches a season, which is an NFL record. Most receptions in a single season, as we all know, with 143. Only player to have 50 or more receptions in his first 11 seasons in NFL history. Caught a pass in every game of his career until December 31st 2006, which is another record. 8 time pro bowler, super bowl winner, Marvin Harrison

Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me.

I've got three more defensemen in my head (I think I'll land two) and then I have another forward I want, and then I know that no one is going to take my favorite player, and I plan on picking him last. So that's what, 5? I have a list of 5. How many rounds are left?

A couple of months ago, one of the Spanish teachers asked out my French teacher right before class, right in front of her door, where she was just chillin'. A couple of us saw that and thought it was hysterical, mostly because she said no. In an attempt to get her to go off on a tangent and avoid learning anything that day, right as class started I asked her if she was going to tell us about her "hot date". She then kicked me out of class. I chilled in my old English teacher's class I mentioned a couple pages ago for that period, so it was all cool. Like a pussy though, I apologized after school.

Hey, I might not be at the computer for a bit. Who should I pm my list of wanted players too?

He was just fine as a pro coach. Fastest coach in Rangers history to 100 wins. Also, people forget he won silver in 2002 as well.

Me and my brother were going to see them in San Fran (he lives in Berkley) but the price was something ridiculous. I may see Modest Mouse on the 25th if I can round up some people to go with.

It's summertime, which means outdoor music festivals, so this seems like a good idea. Plus it'll probably be cool to post set lists and shit like that. So, who are you guys going to see this summer?

Herb Brooks, Head Coach

First Brad Park, then Ken Morrow. I swear to God Max, you're fucking killing me. And CG, honestly, if you had a team of a Gretzkyless Kurri and a Heatley/Alfredsonless Spezza, you'd only be hurting yourself. Kurri, ok, but Spezza? I'd never dream of picking him without the other 2.

Brian Urlacher