Smartly Pretty

Which is odd, because you have a rather fun moveset.

Am I the only one who goes "Hey, a year went by, and my character's age has stayed the same!" Only I've only done that once

I totally marked for the Alexander reference. I never looked at cereal prizes the same way again. I guess children's stories are a little more fresh in my mind than you guys'. Can't imagine why!

I'm glad that worked out for you. I'm still hoping there's a job that involves sleeping, and has absolutely no proofreading involved.

Bring a cake to work.

....That's a Little Red Hen reference, Raynor. ...

Well, that match with me was *****! Meltzer said so, after all.

How old are you now, Pete?

Spike, you know I'm writing the whole match with your name as spoon, right? And Manson doesn't show very often. His last win came against me when I didn't feel like writing, so I wrote a haiku, and he wrote, like, a longer haiku

Irony is irritable.

Akiva and Jorma need to stop writing and join the cast. (I don't know their last names, nor do I care)

JC Chasez...was he the one with the terrible music video about Lesbians? "Look at me! I went to middle school!"

That's significantly less cool.

I've never done it.

If this is true, then his last match would involve burying his opponent in a graveyard, no? That's not such a bad ending.

After re-reading, Clusterfuck 06 was pretty badass.

You should turn tweener. How does one turn tweener. "Hey fans! Be indifferent!"

Spike crawls towards Akira on the other side of the ring, but the Redneck Superman lifts the New Straight Edge Sensation by the leg, and hangs him upside down. Blank is unsure what to do with Jenkins from here, based on its unusualness, so he simply drops Spike down. Think of an elementary school bully shaking the lunch money out of a 1st grader And all things considered I’d say eliminating Bruce first and that easily is a mistake. The elimination wasn’t built to, it was just an out of the blue “Oh Bruce is eliminated” event – all three eliminations in my match were build up as a highlight as the culmination of the story that came before it, not just “tag in, choke, goodbye” – it felt flat, really flat. Raynor said that too, but I think eliminating you first was a good idea. (Well, I lost, so who knows ), but there were three cruiserweight champs, and then this big guy. I thought I could get a ton of awesome spots with those three, but wasn't feeling anything with Bruce, spot wise, so I took you out first. A chair shot and a finishing move – not enough to put Akira down, not even so much that he has to use a rope break to get out of the pinning predicament. Even with a vitality of 7 I can’t see the logic behind more or less no selling both to go into a huge move from Akira that gets the win. well...uhh...of course, I, uhh....

I want 50%!

I've teamed with Zyon twice, we're still homies. That count?

After doing some screwing around with page numbers on the board, I stumbled into Genesis V. Supposedly CC was pissed off with that? Anyone wanna fill me in, cause I was confused. But yay for that super cool list.

Oh yeah, we were gonna form a tag team, weren't we. I forgot about that, which kinda gives you a hint on its signifgance.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon --> Zyon doesn't like Cross, because some would say Cross screwed him out of his Cruiserweight Title at 13th Hour by taking Akira's place after some serious ass-kicking. Cross doesn't like Zyon because Zyon's bitching is technically unfounded, and also, because Cross doesn't like anybody. Will Zyon get revenge on Cross? Will Cross cheer up, emo kid? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? CROSS. ZYON. BIG BATTEL AT GROUND ZERO. Rules: Standard ladder match. Belt hanging approximately 20 feet above the ring. First to unhook it wins. (This gets left in because it's the coolest description of all time) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez

Trust me when I tell you Deep south is not as good as OVW, or even close.

Best inside joke ever. I'm writing the entire match with your name as Spoon.