"Yeah. Let's find him and give him his luckiest boy in the world medal."
"Beth's my bitch, bra. I put together a whole team."
"What's hard? You just get a boner, slap her tits around a little, stick it in her, and pee."
"Stick it in her and pee?"
"Unless you don't want to get her pregnant. Then you pull out and pee on her leg."