The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest caboose]

::Plays the Incredible Hulk credits music as Sp cries and walks away a defeated man::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Of course Caboose beat you. That's why he's back, to counteract the GHEY TRINITY~!

 

::Rewatches Caboose's return from last week, and smirks.::

[Guest SP-1]

::Anger rises but seeing the Dutch Girl of Doom has drained our poor Poet::

[Guest caboose]

Of course Caboose beat you. That's why he's back, to counteract the GHEY TRINITY~!

 

::Rewatches Caboose's return from last week, and smirks.::

::Feels the love from Zack, in a non-gay way::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Anticipates a meeting between the GHEY TRINITY~! and the Completely Hetero Heroes (himself and Caboose).::

[Guest SP-1]

The CHH?

 

CHHOOO CHHOOO~! it's the gay train.

[Guest SP-1]

With caboose in the rear!

 

::dies at his wit::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hits School's Out on SP, puts lipstick on him and drapes a Boy George shirt over his body.::

[Guest SP-1]

School's Out? Cool. Lipstick? Eh, SP used to wear face paint.

 

Boy George? ::no-sells::

[Guest caboose]

With caboose in the rear!

 

::dies at his wit::

::Nothing says your gay, like claiming to be a Poet::

[Guest SP-1]

BURN~!

 

::blades again::

 

Ouch.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Puts a lei and a grass skirt on SP, and sics 4 gay Samoans on Hula-Poet.::

[Guest caboose]

::Measures SP at 0.99 Muta::

[Guest SP-1]

::fends off the samoans, ditches the grass skirt and strips naked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

blades::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Blades so that the blood may cover his eyes from the Penis-Poet.::

[Guest caboose]

::Measures SP with the BRAND NEW~! 'Caboose Muta Measurement Machine'!

SP is at 0.995 Muta!::

[Guest SP-1]

::laughs wickedly::

[Guest SP-1]

I MUST CROSS TO 1.0!

 

::blades everything.

 

 

 

 

 

. . . EVERYTHING::

[Guest caboose]

::Measure Zack at 0.7 Muta::

[Guest caboose]

::Measures SP at 0.99999999999 Muta::

 

You need to be a REAL man to measure 1.0 Muta!

At the same time you need to a woman to measure 2.0 Muta.

 

That is perhaps the most disgusting thing I have ever posted on this message board.

[Guest SP-1]

::blades caboose::

 

I'm adding that to my score.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Casts a spell on SP, giving him a urinary tract infection that allows him to break 2.0 Muta~!::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::The Beard is slightly worried and scared at the same time by the amount of homosexual activity in one small confined area::

 

CUT IT OUT BOYS

 

B4 I CUT IT OFF

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose automattically gets 1.9 Muta because he has white face paint which makes the blood appear more abundant::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wanders into the thread for the first time today, and starts a fire in it, hoping that someone will actually SHOW UP HERE to put it out.::

[Guest What?]

::pees on the fire...then hits The Show Stopper onto Zack!~ OMG GOD! 5VV3R\/3!~!::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Acid drops What?::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay I give up.......what did you acid drop?

[Guest What?]

I...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

my name's K-Money, Rev...*mumbles and sells the AD*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose returns from donating blood and appears a bit faint. Caboose walks into a lamp post and slumps on the floor!::