The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hey, Zack doesn't wanna hang around naked guys either!...

 

Runs off with Candie.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose plays Ski-Ball::

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::walks up Ski Ball ramp and just drops the ski balls in::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Joins Caboose.::

[Guest What?]

::joins Zack and Caboose. Laughs and skips....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THEN HITS THE SHOW STOPPER ON ZACK THROUGH THE SKI BALL MACHINE!~ OMG!::

[Guest Kingpk]

Skee ball sux

 

::Plays that horse racing game where you roll a ball into holes and the horse moves a certain speed depending on what hole the ball went into::

 

::Points to new truthful statement in sig::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Marks out for PK's pimpage. Buys him cotton candy.::

[Guest Banky]

Pssssssst, Malibu. You're days are numbered. Ever heard of the man named Banky? In due time, you'll dread him. You're days are numbered...numbered indeed. Fear me. The Countdown of Fear has begun. Banky cannot be stopped. I will not be Held Down any longer. Oh no, oh no.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::lights a cigar and get's all serious::

 

Geez back in my day newbies would never get away with such talk. They were hazed and hazed well! Kids these days have no respect!

[Guest RevEvil]

::Bites Parka's dick::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::takes a hammer and knocks all of ATM's teeth out so he can't bite anymore dicks...and I was wearing a cup so you never touched mine::

[Guest RevEvil]

::a real man would sell it like Hennig (rip)::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

The Beard is tired and hungry too many naked men to deal with at one time

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::tries to think of something clever to say::

 

::kicks Beard in the face::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Sends Jimmy Beard pictures of Jim Neidhart, ZZ Top, and Jimmy Valiant to rub in the fact that it's gonna take him a while to reach those lengths again.::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Sends Jimmy Beard pictures of Jim Neidhart, ZZ Top, and Jimmy Valiant to rub in the fact that it's gonna take him a while to reach those lengths again.::

::Takes a peek inside to see what's going on, but only sees that everyone is picking on Jimmy Beard and so Slacks justifily leaves::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose swerves the thread for a moment by siding with his British compatriot Jimmy, and attacking everyone with his Cricket Bat|!

But Caboose then kicks Jimmy in the gut and nails the Emerald Fusion on The Beard!::

[Guest RevEvil]

::sets the Beard on fire::

[Guest caboose]

::Everyone beats on Caboose for making a mess of posting HeldDown::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

Hey i ani't happy with all this bullying i might just have to cry very loud, and leave the beard alone it took me six long years to achieve such greatness i don't wanna have to where a beard wig to my matches.

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

oh yeah caboose thanks for the help and then a emrald fusion but the fact is your still a failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::sets the Beard on fire::

at least your not biting my dick

 

::the Beard aknowledges the midget and kicks him away::

 

Don't make me pull my pants down

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Panses Beard, causing beautiful women to mock his miniscule wee-wee.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Beard is arrested for indecent exposure::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose is seen in drinking a hell of a lot of alcohol! Celebrating the pile of crap known as his first heldDown::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Little do you know, I urinated in that alcohal::

[Guest caboose]

::Fuck::

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::drinks it anyway just to get a reaction::

[Guest RevEvil]

And now a choose your own adventure post

 

Caboose wakes up in bed with

 

A) IDRM

 

B) Buffybeast

 

C) Marney

 

D) Scott Keith

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::Beard is arrested for indecent exposure::

spare a thought for a wrongly convicted nudist

 

::just doing my job officer::

 

caboose i'm surprised its not my alcohol