Rap's best dis records

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah but Violent J's Eminem disses seem like sour grapes nowadays since he hasn't accomplished what Eminem has...sure he can talk all kinds of shit about the past, but that's the past, what is HE doing now and what is Eminem doing now? I'm not gonna bash ICP, I used to like them, but they are not at Eminem's level, no way no how, so Violent J should probably shut the fuck up...

[Carnival 0]

And I think thats why he has shut the fuck up recently. He said in interviews that he doesn't like Eminem, but he's a great rapper and deserves his success. J still disses D 12 probably cuz they jumped Esham and TNT on the warped tour a few years back and put Esham in the hospital, Esham is now blind in one eye thanks to D 12 beating the shit out of him.

[Black Lushus 0]

now he CAN shit talk D12, they really do suck...

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

now he CAN shit talk D12, they really do suck...

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Em & Proof don't suck.

[Dangerous A 0]

I detest D12. Never liked their stuff. However, they had a killer dis track against Ja, Irv Gotti, and Benzino 2 years ago that still brings a smile to my face. I'll try to locate lyrics sometime soon for that one.

 

 

Edit: the track is titled "Doe, Ray, Me"

Edited October 27, 2005 by Dangerous A

[Dangerous A 0]

...and the lyrics for "Doe, Ray, Me" by D12

 

 

 

[Eminem]

Hailie, what do you want to be when you grow up?

 

[Hailie]

I don't know, but I don't want to grow to be like Ja Rule's dirty ass kids.

 

[Eminem - (Hailie Jade)]

Hahaaaa, Yeah, come on

G G G G G-Unit

Hailie (What??)

Come here baby

Bring daddy his oscar (ok)

Were gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass (hehehe)

 

[swifty]

I'm about to get rid of some hoes it's simple

I put the Murder Inc with lead and I'm not talking about a pencil

Look at what the fuck you dun got into

I see you found your nitch you're just a bitch with a menstral

Claiming you a murderer and spelt it wrong

You put the "E" before the "D" because that's all you on

You on Pac's dick (bitch) you a replica guy if he were still alive you would never get by

All you do is cry bitch keep it real life is more than imitating niggas and eating pills

And what kind of mothafucker ruins 3 deals that another nigga got you they didn't see

skills

And I ain't playing your a brother getting cheated

And Ja Rule be praying on his cover cause he need it

And you niggas hating shut your mouths

It's just the real niggas ain't buying that shit you put out

 

[Obie]

Doe Rae Me but we don't sing motherfuckers

So Murda Inc do your thing motherfuckers

You unleased on a team who expects nothing less then RnB coming from that regime

Regime is a little extreme neck to neck with soldiers motherfucking marines

Ja sold his soul to sing we have witnessed teen on the TV screen chase the dream

Now that you embrace the green don't fuck with the triple beams

You's a muther fucking actor slash Pac impersonating rapper

Slash Billy Holiday how it happen?

Artists with repituares saw him in action, Pac's assasination

Def jam grabbed him, told him reinact him you'll go platinum

They seen it for sure I know that Afeni Shakur don't enjoy Jeffrey Atkins

Reinacting her boy saw him click clacking his toy

Match and destroy Shady slash Aftermath in detroit motherfucker

 

[Eminem]

Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da

Don't play me cause your washed up, lost your spot

Mama say mama sa Macosaca

Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac

Doe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're not

Going at me is the only shot you got

Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac

You can get popped after all that shit you talk

 

[Kon Artis]

Now we can skip past the mean mugs, get to the slugs

To grievence and the crying and intimate hugs

We don't take you serious nigga you shook,

You're half of a half-way crook nigga get off X dick go sing a hook nigga

And you can't replace the late great one and when your gone you'll only be the late fake

one

Nigga please stick the script before the guns stick to the clip

And Benzino you ain't shit but a bitch, fucking old ass ignorant innocent looking senior

citizen

Built up slap you like renisanse sicitive wait a minute hold on

Is it me or do we look like a banana with braids and clothes on

A bitch made man now how you gonna connect with them short ass arms like a Tyranasaurous

Rex

You niggas can scream, holla and curse and go ahead and respond

Pull that pen and pad up out of your purse

 

[Proof]

Slim set an impulse to get at the wanktas

He told me to let loose and spit at the ganstas

What up gotti were in this little war you pushed on

Put your ear to the drama for stucky and bush stones

What's wrong? didn't think were strong with real niggas

Roll like a boss in the streets they still feel us

This real witness yall ain't caught the concept

You're talking non sense to walking bomb threats

Contacts were blown by Benzetta in the Source

Threatning at the boss you're gonna see me on your porch

Now Irv got the nerse to try serve on us

But Detroit niggas curve and they stirs to bust

 

[Kuniva]

Do I gotta get my nigga bugz, punks like you get beat up

Stomped unconscience and smacked with the heater

This rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsils

With dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina

Who's behind ya? Caddillac, Pac or that transvestite that dress like a Lil Kim Fox

Your just like a little wind box when I press tight on the trigger of this glock

That's right on the little shit you got left to help you eat

You not Pac's songs without laws will help you sleep

You got shot in your video trying to mock pac your "mock"avelli get your own identity

 

[Eminem]

Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da

(Don't EVER say my lil girls name in a song again)*

Don't play me cause your washed up, lost your spot

Mama say mama sa Macosaca

(Fucking punk pussy, BITCH!) *

Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac

Doe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're not

(Im'a fuck you up boy) *

Going at me is the only shot you got

(Never again in your mother fucking life) *

Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac

(Gonna shoot the shit outa you little fucking midgits,

Hailie will whip your mother fucking asses) *

You can get popped after all that shit you talk

 

* eminem screaming in the background during the chorus

 

[Obie Trice]

Yeah, that's right motherfuckers

Shady Records, what you know about?

Fuck Benzino, fuck Ja Rule

Nigga, this is Obie Trice right here talkin to you mother fuckers

Ja Rule punk ass yeah

Fuck his soul for real ass

Nigga that's soul, that's the nigga from 'soul for real'

Candy rain ass nigga you got a deal now you rappin

You don't know us, faggot ass mother fuckers

Give money to all my real niggas

Obie Trice, D12, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Hailie Jade Hahahaha

 

[Hailie] Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

 

[Eminem] No honey you guys are the same size

[Dangerous A 0]

Lyrics to Nail in the Coffin, a great Eminem dis against Benzino...

 

 

This motherfucker man!

Just won't shut up will you?

Talking 'bout I owe him...

Bitch you owe me... I'm promoting you right now

Yo let's put the nail in his coffin

 

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be like this

I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

But I'm only being real when I say

Nobody wants to hear that grandfather rap (nope)

And old men have heart attacks

And I don't wanna be responsible for that, so

Put the mic down and walk away

You can still have a little bit of dignitay

 

[Eminem]

I would never claim to be no, Ray Benzino

An eighty-three year old fake Pacino

So how can he hold me over some balcony without

Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me? (Ugh!)

Please don't you'll probably fall with me, and our asses'll both be history

But then again you'd finally get your wish

cause you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent (Hahaha)

FUCKIn punk pussy, FUCK YOU CHUMP

Give me a one on one; see if I don't FUCK YOU UP

Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryderz and they cut you up

And you put Jada on a track, that's how much you suck, dick

In the industry, swear that you in the streets husslin'

You sit behind a fuckin desk at The Source BUTT-kissin'

And beggin motherfuckers for guest appearances

And you can't even get the clearances, 'cuz real lyricists

Don't even respect you or take you serious

It's not that we don't like you we HATE YOU period

Talk about a mid-life crisis, damn

Last week you was shaking Obie Trice's hand

Now he's a buster? What the fucks with that

Get on a track dissing us and kissin 50's ass

And asking me what I know about indictments, bite me

Bitch I got two cases, and probation, FIGHT ME!

What do I know about standing in front of a judge like a man

Ready to take whatever sentence he hands?

What you know about your wife slicing her wrists

Right in front of the only thing you have in this world? A little girl

And I put that on her, when this is all o-ver

I would never try to make her a star and eat off her

I don't know shit about no shopping rocks

But what you know about HipHop shops rocking spots?

Where you the only white boy up in the bitch just rippin'?

Pressing up your own flyers and your stickers, stickin'

Them bitches up after spending six hours at Kinko's

Just making copies of your covers to cassette singles

To sell them out of the trunk of your Tracer

Spending your whole paychecks at Disk Makers

What you know about being bullied over half your life?

Oh that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half white

(Hahaha) Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice

I'm eating you alive inside, Jesus Christ!

If you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down

You should be out killin motherfuckers right now!

Kill a motherfucker dead, KILL 'EM DEAD BITCH!

Shoot 'em in the fuckin head, GO AHEAD BITCH!

Slap my mom; slap THE FUCK OUT OF HER!

She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck out of ya

'Cuz you're broke as fuck, YOU SUCK, you're a FUCKIn JOKE

If you was really sellin COKE with, then WHAT THE FUCK-

You STOP for, dummy? If you slew some crack

You'd make a lot more money then you do from rap (Hahaha)

You'll never have no security, you'll never be famous

You'll never know what it's like to be rich; life's a bitch ain't it?

Raymond? Here let me break the shit down in Laymen's

Terms for you, just to make sure that you can understand it

Since Canibus is using too many complicated fuckin words for you

Here let me slow it down for so you could understand if I say it slower

... Let it go dogg, it's over

 

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be like this

I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

But I'm only being real when I say

Nobody wants to hear that grandfather rap (uh-ugh)

And old men have heart attacks

And I don't wanna be responsible for that, so

Put the mic down and walk away

You can still have a little bit of dignitay

 

[Eminem]

Haha... talking 'bout, I have motherfuckers calling your crib

BITCH YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT A FUCKIn CRIB!

You ain't even got a fucking phone... fucking bum

Threatenin to shut me down at ya lil' fucking Source magazine

If I come back when did I attack you?

BITCH you attacked me first take it like a man and shut the FUCK UP

Fuck your little magazine too

I don't need your little fucking magazine

I got XXL's number anyways...

and y'all can't stand it 'cuz they gettin bigger than y'all

Oh, and by the way... how'd I look on the VMA's?

When you was watching me from whatever fuckin TV you was watching me from

From Boston...the mean streets of Boston

Fuckin sissy, and you got us scared up in that motherfucker?

SUCK my motherfuckin dick

Oh! And for those that don't know

Don't get it twisted y'all

THE SOURCE HAS A WHITE OWNER!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Fuck Compton" - Tim Dog

 

(the best lines in bold)

 

Oh shit mutherfuckas step to the rear and cheer

'Cause Tim Dog is here

Let's get down to the nitty gritty

And talk about a bullshit city

Talking about niggaz from Compton

They're no comp and they truly ain't stomping

Tim Dog a black man's task

I'm so bad I'll whip Superman's ass

All you suckers that rif on the West Coast

I'll dis and spray your ass like a roach

Ya think you're cool wit your curls and your shades

I'll roll thick and you'll be yelling raid

One hard brother that lives in New York

Where brothers are hard and we don't have to talk

Shut your mouth before we come out stomping

Hey, yo Eazy

Fuck Compton

 

(Why you dissing Eazy?)

'Cause the boy ain't shit

Chew him with tobacco, an' spit him in shit

I crush Ice Cube, I'm cool wit Ice T

But NWA ain't shit to me

Dre beating on Dee from Pump it Up

Step to the Dog and get fucked up

I'm simplistic, imperialistic, idealistic

And I'm kicking ballistics

Having that gang war

We want to know what you're fighting for

Fighting over colors?

All that gang shit is for dumb muthafuckas

But you go on thinking you're hard

Come to New York and we'll see who gets robbed

Take your jeri curls, take your black hats

 

Take your wack lyrics and your bullshit tracks

Now you're mad and you're thinking about stomping

Well I'm from the South Bronx

Fuck Compton

 

Tim Dog and I'm the best from the East

And all this Compton shit must cease

So keep your eyes on the prize and

Don't jeopardize my arrive 'cause that's not wise

You really think that you can rhyme

Well come and get some of this loaded tech-nine

Bo bo bo shots are cold gunning

And you'll really be a hundred miles and running

You wanna play go ride in a sleigh

I'm so large I fuck Michel le'

In the bathroom we was boning

You shoulda heard how the bitch was moaning

Do do do do dooo do do do do do do do

Shut the fuck up bitch, you can't sing

Ya sound like a kid playing on a swing (Fuck you)

I'm the man at hand to run the band

That's in command

You know who the fuck I am

Tim Dog, what's my muthafucking name

Tim Dog, that's my muthafucking game

So whether you think that I'm just a myth

That riff, the lift, the gift, the if, the fifth'

The shift, the spliff, that's in control, to hold

To fold, to bold and make an ache and take and fake

Wooh! and I'm still great

 

Fuck Compton

 

Tim Dog gets points for dissing the Bloods and Crips without getting shot dead. Although the song would have been better if the phrase "Fuck Compton" was delivered in a louder voice than the rest of the lyrics.

 

And from Cowards in Compton:

 

So who the fuck you gonna blast here in Miami?

Fuck with me and I'll kill your whol' family!

 

And a video too: http://www.nobodysmiling.com/hiphop/musicvideo/80272.php

[Carnival 0]

I'm the 6th jokers card son

and your end has just begun, you done.

 

"The Real Dark Lotus" Marz dissin ICP. The whole song is a diss song, I can't find lyrics for it though.

 

I'm being black-balled by a white MC

pause, I guess that faggot found the right MD

and I'm twisted, but not like faggots that suck fame

this clown's insane, I'm sicker with metal than mudvayne

 

"Escape to 88" Cage dissing Eminem and Twiztid

 

I bought Cage's tape, opened it

and dubbed over it

 

"Role Model" Eminem dissing Cage

 

Festival of Soin

What's that your holding?

Turn full circle, face to face with the Omen

When I split you open

I go for your heart

And spit on your soul and slash that weak shit apart

Competition meets common and in the way

So all you common motherfuckers better watch what you say

I ain't friendly bitch

And ain't no body asleep

You're only slept on cause your shit is played and weak

Then you slept with the enemy time and again

And now the only people coming to your shows is friends

Of your sorry ass, I ain't sorry, I'm kinda glad

I admit I took your cd back and said it was scratched

Should've broke that shit in half

For your attempt to try and take me

For twenty dollars out of my pocket with no apology

Ordinary wanna-be, fly by night, high MC's

They Call That One Dude Daddy

Cause he's like fifty-three

 

"Hollywood I'm Coming" Jamie Madrox dissin Kottonmouth Kings

 

Quit taking up shelf space homie and just pass the weed

And let the mainstream tell you when or when not to breathe

Don't ever fucking diss me

Or my crew on our shit

Or we'll feed you to the same fucking pigs I see you playing with

Come and get some

You really want to get your front piece rattled

All over a rap battle

It's the fame game homie, and we don't play that

So if you diss me, I'ma find out where your folks stay at

To say that, sparks they fly, but we don't die

And on the twenty-first day of July

You got your eye full

Get the fuck off the stage and make way

Like the legendary Ho, here today gone the next day

It ain't a setup, it's the truth and you can deal with it

All because you're sheltered by that Hollywood appeal shit

It makes me sick, I wanna vomit

Cause the only thing that matters about your album

Is that who else you got rapping on it

 

BURN!

 

"Hollywood I'm Coming" Monoxide dissin Bubba Sparxxx

 

I love that Monoxide diss to bubba it's so awesome, you kinda have to know the story behind it though. Bubba was booked to play the Gathering the year I was there in 01. Well he took like 35 mins to come out AFTER his music started playing so people were pissed, plus he had Bizzare from D12 in his "Ugly" video, so juggalos don't approve. So he got out there and got pelted with everything from bottles of piss to quarters. He starting saying shit like "Fuck you juggalos" and "Shady Records for life" and "Fuck Psychopathic". Well some peeps rushed the stage, but bubba got outta there real fast. He was saying on the internet a couple days later that ICP set him up and stuff.

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Afroman did a song called "Whack Rappers" where he insulted pretty much every mainstream rapper out there. At first, I thought it was KRS-One, so I was shocked when I found out this is the same guy who did "Because I Got High". He has some shitty lines, but then again, he has some funny lines.

 

This next song is dedicated to all whack rappers

and all whack people that like and buy they whack music

I think you crazy if you like Jay-Z

Dont change clothes, change the CD

Murphey Lee, what da hook gon be?

Cause u do need a hook and another beat

Jermaine Dupri, U know you wrong

Fucked up Chingy's song, haha

 

Afro mutha fuckin M-A-N

Can't stand no muthafucking Ying Yang Twins

I think Lil Jon and The East Side Boys

is an ignorant irritatin' bunch ah noise

If you dont give a damn go on throw it out, whaa?

If you dont give a damn go on throw it out

the windoooowwww, up against a wall

up against a wall, laugh when tha muthafucka fall

These foo's can't rap at all

 

I never buy a tune from Tha Neptunes

When they beat com'on, I hope it go off soon

Fabolous, what's fabulous about him?

I think he terrible, music unbearable

Rippin' off Mase wit that look on his face

Ohh man, I rest my case

 

Kelis, wow, I hate her so much right now

"My milkshake brings all the boys to tha yard"

Who gave her a record deal? Oh my God!

Nas is in the video wit Kelis

Jay-Z's in the video wit Beyonce

Both of deez rappers are whack

Yet people talk smack about Fordy Belefonte!

 

The music industry is usin' a sling

And tryin' to play it off like they doin' they thing

"Com'on Cam'ron" Oh boy! Dip said "Oh boy!"

How can U be from a city so black

And bust shitty lyrics dat's whick whick whack?

Get back on Kelis, oh yeah, Kelis

This is what I want you to do

Get on your knees, face me

I got a milkshake for you and it's tasty

(slurp) Just like your album (hahaha)

 

Puff Daddy, Puff Daddy, enough already

Now it's P. Diddy, still sound shitty!

How can your group be called The Band?

Nobody plays an instrument mannn

 

I don't play B2K

R and B singers, B2GAY

"You know they broke up over money" Oh yeah!

That's too bad, I don't care!

I think it's good, no doubt

They can stop puttin' all that bullshit out

Like whaa,"What a girl want. What a girl need,

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weeve"

"What a girl want. What a girl need,

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weeve"

A bump bump bump

This is all I wanna dooo

A BUMP BUMP BUMP

That's my song

That's what I wrote down on the paper

"A bump bump bump" call up Puff Daddy

Ask him if he wanna do a verse wit me

"Take that. Take that."

 

Real pimps get down on the flo

But I don't see a ho

in tha video, I know!

Why is David Banner runnin' from the clan?

What happened to tha bitches mann?

"Them cadillac on 22's"

Why is David Banner takin' off his shoes?

It's suppose to be about cadillacs

not David Banner bring dead people back

 

Even though it's all good

It might get miss understood

Damn skippy Mississippi is da hood

Raps I'm writin up

I can't lighten up

till these whack ass rappers tighten up

 

Missy Elliot think she look like Halle Berry, that's scary

 

Her CD ain't worth it

Put yo money in your pocket and reverse it

Her CD ain't worth it

Put yo money in your pocket and reverse it

 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy, hey, check this out man

 

I can't stand her music

goin in mah ear

If you like Missy Elliot

get the fuck outta hear

 

I can't stand her music

goin in mah ear

If you like Missy Elliot

get the fuck outta hear, yeeaahhh

 

And now, we're gonna play a single, from the album, Weve-elution

 

Even wit a weave

I can't stand Eve, I can't stand Eve

 

Even wit a weave

I can't stand Eve

Harmonize

 

Even wit a weave

I can't stand Eve

 

Even wit a weave

I can't stand Eve

 

I can't stand Eve

That's what I said

She got a pin head

Most people head is round

Hers go up and down

like a peanut

 

She could be pretty

if her attitude wasn't so shitty

Talkin bout "U tryin to come through the back door"

She ain't got no back door

What she talkin smack fo!?

 

Male passion wit Mary J

Like Queen Latifah

she must be gay

In my radio

U gets no play

No today!

 

What the fuck happened to MTV?

Why deez whack people get to make a CD?

I don't know man, look at 50 Cent

He don't move his mouth when he rappin man

He be rappin like Mike Tyson or some shit

U know what i'm sayin?

He don't move his mouth

 

Now many fresh

is actually fresh

Juvenile, I like his style

But the worst rapper

I ever heard man

is the whack ass muthafuckin' Bird Man

 

What about Silk Da Shocker?

My name is Silk, and I'll shock ya!

"I just been shocked by Silk The Shocker!"

 

I've always liked this one:

So many wack M.C.'s

You get the T.V. bozack

Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack

But one big oaf whose faker than plastic

A dictionary definition of the word spastic

You should have never started something that you couldn't finish

'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach

I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're wack son

Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson

Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on

I'll put the rug out under your ass as I talk on

I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof

Like an M.C. at the fever in the D.J. booth

With your headphones strapped you're rockin' rewind pause

Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours

But like the pencil to the paper I got more to come

One after another you can all get some

So you getter take your time and meditate on your rhyme

'Cause your shit'll be stinking when I go for mine

And that's right y'all don't get uptight y'all

You can't say shit because you're biting what I write y'all

And that's wrong y'all over the long haul

You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all

 

It's from the song "Professor Booty" by the Beastie Boys from the Check Your Head album. MCA is dissing MC Serch from 3rd Bass (who did a dis song on the Beastie Boys on The Cactus Album).

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

Here's a great underrated diss...Joe Budden - Big Shot (G-Unit diss). Dude was tearing all 5 of these dudes apart lyrically & sadly nobody payed attention...

 

And this song sampled some old Billy Joel song.

 

bold parts =

 

[Joe Budden]

Okay Thugs...

It's...It's...It's (What?)

It's that on Top Music

 

[Chorus]

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to open up Ya' Mouth

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to prove it to the crowd

Had to Have the last word that Night

You Know what everything's about

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

 

[Verse 1]

Yeah Yeah, It's Ya' Boy Boy, Listen to 'em

I think maybe the steroids is finally gettin' to him

Or maybe it's people Believing all the Hard raps

Or maybe it's the tank top with the Bra Straps

Maybe he's really beleiving he's a thieve'n

like the dude he stole his name from

Dude ain't the same none

Nothing's hardbody about him, He's like Puddin'

So can't we all beat off all his white Goodmen

Now I can and just wait till his team dissolve

Or I can go and get ya thick (Broad) No Screens involved

I get you offed for a clip, No fiends involved

or we can take it one further, get queens invovled

Where they know he never went to Jail, Never over a banger

He went to bootcamp, not in pop with the Gansgters

Sorta' like Yayo who stayed in D.C

and you can ask anybody up in D.C

But I guess he's a tough guy now, The Kids Free

but doing that kind of Jail time is easy

but it's not beneath me, Really I gives a fuck

I could put the whole Unit on the next Nip & Tuck (But!)

to keep his dudes in check, I keep it real with him

punched banks in the face and he still with 'em

Don't worry 'bout me putting clips in the forty

to pistol whip Lloyd when fifty'll do it for me

 

[Chorus]

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to open up Ya' Mouth

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to prove it to the crowd

Had to Have the last word that Night

You Know what everything's about

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

 

[Verse 2]

Far as the kid game, he lame to say the least

mad he from the west, so he diverted to the East

All he talk about, Him and his Man that'll blast pounds

but when you see him, He just dancing in the Background

I tore Game apart

thought by now the asswhole would have a change a heart

Especially since I got the tape of this GANGSTA on change of Heart

Teary eyed cause his shorty had a change of Heart

But I smell something fishy, there's a con in the Air

Slacks, His tongue pierced, Streaks Blonde in his Hair

Who's he Playing With? Keep saying shit

And ya' body will take the same tour Reagan's did

Still trying to get a buzz, Embarassed, The Kid's Hurtin'

Reachin', He's losin' his head, He's Nick Birkman

And far as Banks & Buck, I'm done duscussing 'em (Why?)

I only beef with Nigga's who own Publishing

Curtis you a bum, and you almost done

Same artist you dissing exactly's what you've become

Saw him at Summer Jam, and all he did was stare

Walked on stage, all you heard was Chairs/ Cheers (Man, Ya'll don't get it)

Don't be Singin' No More, You a queen, No More

And he can't even step foot in queens no more

Selling his soul, Banks, Don't be proud of Ya' Father

Now we all see the power of a dolla

 

[Chorus]

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to open up Ya' Mouth

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Had to prove it to the crowd

Had to Have the last word that Night

You Know what everything's about

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

You had to be a big Shot, Didn't Ya'?

Edited October 28, 2005 by Da Maintenance Man

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://uk.music.yahoo.com/ar-314226-videos--EazyE

 

"Real Compton City G's" is a remarkably good video and song, considering it's a radio-edit

[lomasmoney 0]

I swear about 80 percent of the people on this board know nothing about rap music and disses. ICP is possibly the worst rap group in the history of metro Detroit. The guys are lame and they just can't rap. Eminem, Proof, Slum Village, Raw Collection, there are just so many people in Detroit that can flow that could have done wonders with the hype of ICP. The people who listen to ICP need to listen to real rap, meaning anything from Jay-Z to Outkast to A Tribe Called Quest, just anything semi-legitimate that is not garbage. Honeslty, I enjoyed the Macho Man cd more than anything that ICP has done.

[Black Lushus 0]

"No Vaseline" by Ice Cube is probably one of my all-time favorite diss tracks...

[Carnival 0]

Shaggy 2 Dope was a ghost writer for Macho Man. honeslty.

[Special K 0]

thought by now the asswhole would have a change a heart

Especially since I got the tape of this GANGSTA on change of Heart

Teary eyed cause his shorty had a change of Heart

 

Brilliant! Best rhymes ever.

[MikeJordan23 0]

No Vaseline.

 

No diss track in history is equal in terms of humor, facts, and overall damaging of a rap/rap group ever. He verbally molested NWA for 5 minutes. Unfuckwitable.

[MikeJordan23 0]

My top 5 in order

 

No Vaseline - Ice Cube to NWA

Real Mahfuccin Gz - Eazy Em BG Knocc, Dresta to Death Row

Bitch In Yoo - Common to Ice Cube

Dollars and Sense - Dj Quik to MC EIHT

Ether - Nas to Jay-Z

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

No Vaseline.

 

No diss track in history is equal in terms of humor, facts, and overall damaging of a rap/rap group ever. He verbally molested NWA for 5 minutes. Unfuckwitable.

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"How can they be the Nigga 4 Life crew, With a white Jew tellin them what to do..."

 

RIP NWA.

[MikeJordan23 0]

No Vaseline.

 

No diss track in history is equal in terms of humor, facts, and overall damaging of a rap/rap group ever. He verbally molested NWA for 5 minutes. Unfuckwitable.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"How can they be the Nigga 4 Life crew, With a white Jew tellin them what to do..."

 

RIP NWA.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

"Aiyo Dre, stick to producing"

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

No Vaseline.

 

No diss track in history is equal in terms of humor, facts, and overall damaging of a rap/rap group ever. He verbally molested NWA for 5 minutes. Unfuckwitable.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"How can they be the Nigga 4 Life crew, With a white Jew tellin them what to do..."

 

RIP NWA.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

"Aiyo Dre, stick to producing"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Callin me 'Arnold' but you 'Been A Dick', Easy Z saw that ass and went in it quick"

[ant_7000 0]

My favorite Diss tracks of all time:

 

-No Vasline: Classic Ice Cube shit right there.

-2nd Round KO: LL won't comment on Canibus again

-Real Muthafuckin G's: Eazy cameback hard after "Dre Day" diss

-Dre Day-Video made it for me, where Eazy bowing down to the jew was hilarous.

-Takeover: Jay to Nas

-Ether: Nas to Jay

-The Bitch in yoo: Common to Ice Cube

-Take Money: 2Pac

-Against all odds: 2Pac

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

What about Silk Da Shocker?

My name is Silk, and I'll shock ya!

"I just been shocked by Silk The Shocker!"

 

Hahaha!

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

I swear about 80 percent of the people on this board know nothing about rap music and disses.  ICP is possibly the worst rap group in the history of metro Detroit.  The guys are lame and they just can't rap.  Eminem, Proof, Slum Village, Raw Collection, there are just so many people in Detroit that can flow that could have done wonders with the hype of ICP.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

What about this new guy Hush? Is he supposed to be any good?

 

Edit: Here's a link to his video.

 

http://www.mchush.com/videoLargewmv.php

 

Nate Dogg=The Robert Horry of Rap

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Okay, I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Takeover is better than Ether. Definitely more clever. Ether probably cuts more deeply on an ego/personal level, but Nas resorts to crap like "Cockafella" and "Gay-Z".

[Lil' Bitch 0]

While I can't stand Ja Rule, I actually did like "Shit Get Ugly" which surprise surprise disses 50 Cent.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Bah, ICP has NOTHING to be ashamed of with what they accomplished. Em had a much larger backing and ICP had every right to diss that kid. Plus, Eminem lacks the kind of connection with his wandering audience that the clowns have. Like he is almost too big for his own good. Yeah, as far as flow goes Eminem has the edge. But in beats and overall production the clowns have him by the balls. Their records always sound fantastic and the CREATIVITY is far and ahead of anything Eminem has ever hoped to achieve. So glad Mike E. Clark is back in the fold.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I wanted another reason to not respect CheesalaIsGood as a human being, and he delivered.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

My day is made. Anytime one needs to lose a little more faith in humanity, we both know where to turn to. Fag.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Sorry I'm not down with the wicked clowns!