The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Ripper 0]

*from outside still sitting and waiting for vote or respect~!*

 

Dammitt Popick, Zack died in one of Chokens...or chaves...chapters. You can't just bring back people that have been killed off. That would completely kill the creditbility of this thing.

 

*takes hot cocoa*

 

I mean REALLY.

 

*sips*

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

*waits*

[Stephen Joseph 0]

*from outside still sitting and waiting for vote or respect~!*

 

Dammitt Popick, Zack died in one of Chokens...or chaves...chapters. You can't just bring back people that have been killed off. That would completely kill the creditbility of this thing.

 

*takes hot cocoa*

 

I mean REALLY.

 

*sips*

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

*waits*

shhhh Ripper...

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

That's not Zack Malibu...its Tiffany Malibu. I am waiting to reveal his/her double-sideness if i ever get a chance to write another chapter

 

and umm...credibility?

 

Jay?

[Guest JudasSault]

bumped out of love

[Adam 0]

Wheres MECHA-CHOSUN?

[Guest JudasSault]

Hello i am Mecha-Chosun. Drink Pepsi and eat biscuits.

 

ha fooled you! it was me all along! hahahahaha.

 

ha.

[SamoaRowe 0]

I sort of post a lot, but not too many people notice or remember me. That's okay, I like to remain a supporting player. Sometimes I get carried away and dominate threads, but that rarely ever happens.

 

I'm just here to add to the chaos, I guess.

[Guest JudasSault]

I sort of post a lot, but not too many people notice or remember me. That's okay, I like to remain a supporting player. Sometimes I get carried away and dominate threads, but that rarely ever happens.

 

I'm just here to add to the chaos, I guess.

dude, this thread isn't actually about being an underappreciated poster...

[Adam 0]

Hello i am Mecha-Chosun. Drink Pepsi and eat biscuits.

 

ha fooled you! it was me all along! hahahahaha.

 

ha.

You realise this sets up a Mecha-Chosun vs. The REAL Chosun at the next SummerSlam? I'M BACK TO LIFE, BROTHER!

[Guest JudasSault]

Hello i am Mecha-Chosun. Drink Pepsi and eat biscuits.

 

ha fooled you! it was me all along! hahahahaha.

 

ha.

You realise this sets up a Mecha-Chosun vs. The REAL Chosun at the next SummerSlam? I'M BACK TO LIFE, BROTHER!

and may god have mercy on our souls...

[Perfxion 0]

Let me see if I can add to the SAGA~!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My next post will be the SAGA kept ALIVE~!

[BX 0]

hey guys! I have an idea!

 

I'm gonna take some acid later tomorrow.

 

I'll chronicle my adventures!

 

Here at TSM!

 

It'll be fun.

[The Kid 0]

OR....you could NOT wreck the Saga...

[Guest Choken One]

I oughta finish it up but I am not feeling it.

[Guest Choken One]

The Saga...The Return.

 

 

: It's a Wet Rainy night in Cincinnati. The roads are silent with the exception of a few random passing cars every once in a while. In a nice little Suburban town, A house with a Blue Truck and a Black Mustang sit side by side on a driveway. In the kitchen is a young lady in her early 20's, she is making a salad. Sitting out on the covered porch is Choken One:

 

: Choken One, Whom along with his wife recently returned home. He sits in his Jeans and Unbuttoned Red shirt...His beard once finely trimmed has grown frazzled and thick. He sits silently with a Beer in his hand staring into the green tarp covering the pool:

 

Choken's Wife: Honey...(slight pause) Honey...

Choken: Yeah

Choken's Wife: Dinner's Ready.

Choken: All right be there in a sec.

 

: Choken sets his beer down on the table next to him and enters the house. He takes a deep whiff of the baked Chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for him ready made on a red plate.

 

: They each sit down at a Table. Opposite each other. Silently, they eat their dinner. Nary any Eye Contact. Choken looks long and distant into the golden light above the table.

 

Choken: Good Dinner.

Choken's Wife: Thanks...Wasn't sure if the Potatoes were too salty or not...

Choken: Nah, They were fine.

 

: Choken scrapes his plate and kisses his wife on the temple as he walk away:

 

: He enters a room. The guest Bedroom. Where he has been sleeping since they returned from their "break." Choken had his wife admitted to Witness Protection in Detroit, as he hid away from A trio of vengeful enemies. After a silent and quiet few weeks, He got the word from his people that Dames, the ringleader of the attacks was done with Choken for good and had moved onto other people. Still Yet, Choken clutched onto his Pistol at any sound:

 

: He stared into the Mirror intensely, this became somewhat routine for him to do every day. Seeking something in his empty existence he rubs his neck, still sore softly and sighs as he sits down into his chair. He begins to remove his shoes, Black Nikes, Always ready to run. He keeps his Jeans on, his gun nestled into his holster. He observes his chest, slightly hairy and rubs the long scar track from just below his left nipple to the underside of his belly button, This was a while ago. Where from he couldn't exactly recall:

 

: The Phone rang. Ominously adjoined to the pounding rain on the glass windows. A silence filled even more haunting in the house as the phone rang three times. Choken, was already prepared. He took his breath slowly, knowing this serenity was about to be over..."

 

Choken: Hello, Dames. Nice to Hear from you...

[Guest Ray]

Appreciate Ray, bitches!

[Guest Choken One]

YO! Fucktard wrong place.

[Adam 0]

Don't forget Choken, Im back to life Brother! And I'm pissed off that you killed me off in the first place!

[alfdogg 0]

I feel slighted and unappreciated.

[Perfxion 0]

::Zack watches as Jay is bleeding all over his "love bus" while Ripper and Marney view what happenend::

 

Ripper: Jesus christ! What the fuck?!?

 

Marney: Where the hell did that come from?

 

Zack: Shit, my love bus! This sucks, I just cleaned this shit.

 

Marney: Well, that car had a UConn sticker, but I didn't get the number. I think it was unmarked.

 

Ripper: Well, lets get this shit moving and find that fucker.

 

BPP: You know I onced saved the board.

 

Marney: If he says that again, we are going to one less member.

 

Zack: Marney, just start the shit lets get going.

 

:: Marney starts the van and drives off following the way the car went ::

 

Ripper: Is Jay ok? He doesn't seem to be well.

 

Zack: I don't know but his blood is pissing me off. You know how much it cost for this detail job?

 

BPP: My dream I had was good.

 

Marney: Pass me a gun, if he utters a word, he is dead.

 

:: Jay wakes up::

 

Jay: I feel sick....

 

::pukes bloods and dies::

 

Ripper: I think he is dead. SHIT! We lost him.

 

BPP: We didn't lose the board once...

 

::Marney puts the car in park and slaps the living shit of Popick puts the car back in drive and goes back on the road::

 

Marney: That feels much better.

 

Ripper: We are near the highway, it is only two hours through CT.

 

Zack: Who would want to shoot us?

 

Marney: Hell if I know, but when I find out. I will kill that fucker.

 

Ripper: We have few bullets. We need bullets. We only have enough in this one gun.

 

Zack: Well, where can we get bullets?

 

Ripper: Um....how about....

 

::The car that shot the van up is parked on the side of the road::

 

Marney: That fucker, there it is. Get me the gun.

 

Ripper: You drive, I'll shoot.

 

::the car turns on::

 

Marney: Can this shit go any faster? I am hitting 70 and he is just down there. I want to get back at that fucker.

 

Ripper: Yeah, that piece of shit killed Jay....

 

::Jay sits up with blood stop pouring::

 

Jay: Who?

 

Ripper: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

 

Zack: How, the.....what the.....shit, I am too sober for this.

 

::Marney gets closer the car::

 

Marney: Ripper, get your aim ready.

 

Ripper: Don't worry about me. I won't fire until I see the whites...

 

Marney: Of the their eyes!

 

Ripper: Who's eyes?

 

Marney: Don't fire until you see t....fuck it, shoot the fucking car.

 

::Car starts to pull off but dies::

 

Marney: YES! easy target, We are going to....

 

::engine cuts off::

 

Marney:: God damnit.

 

Zack: Why is all this happening to me? And where is the fucking booze?

 

Ripper: Ah well, I'l shoot anyways.

 

::A man pulls out of the car with an AK-47 and aims::

 

Zack: shit, duck.

 

::everyone ducks but Jay. The man shoots the van hitting only Jay, AGAIN::

 

Man: Shit. Only one person.

 

:: Opens up more rounds into the Van. Ripper puts his hands up and shoots towards the car making the shooter stop. Ripper and Marney split the bullets and walk out. Going right to the guy::

 

Marney: Drop the weapon or taste lead.

 

Man: Shut the fuck up, ho.

 

Ripper: She isn't a ho, but you will die.

 

Man: Do you even know why I shot at that van?

 

Ripper: Because you want to keep the brother-man down?

 

:: Zack comes out::

 

Zack: What the fuck?! You know what you did to my car. I should kill you right now.

 

::Man points gun at his nuts::

 

Man: You where saying?

 

Zack: Marney help me!

 

Marney: Lose your nuts, I don't care for them.

 

::Ripper points gun at the man's nuts::

 

Zack: Thank you ripper. And,....FUCK YOU MARNEY~!

 

Ripper: Fuck this bullshit, who the fuck are you?

 

Zack: Yeah, who the hell are you?

 

Marney: What is your fucking name?

 

Man: Everywhere I goooo, people want to know, who I am. So I tell them. This is MX, mighty mighty MX.

 

Marney: ....Right.

 

Ripper: MX......ah, I know.

 

MX: Yeah, thats why I didn't shoot you.

 

::pulls up gun::

 

Marney: Who the fuck are you pointing at?

 

MX: You, bitch.

 

::Marney cocks gun and points it at MX's head::

 

MX: Put that gun down right now or you won't see the next second.

 

Ripper: You killed my boy, I should kill you now.

 

Zack: You fucked my van. You shall die.

 

MX: All three of you will die then....

 

::BPP walks out of the Van and walks over to others::

 

BPP: Hey MX, did you know I saved the board?

 

::MX and Marney both shoot BPP in his left arm::

 

MX and Marney: SHUT THE FUCK UP~!

 

Ripper and Zack: Jesus Christ!

 

Ripper: Fuck this. We need to get to New York.

 

MX: I was payed by a person to kill Marney..

 

BPP: That hurt, fuckers.

 

Marney: You payed you?

 

MX: I am not at liberty to say.

 

Marney: Say it. You piece of shit.

 

MX: I won't say, but....

 

BPP: I demans a sorry for that shooting.

 

MX: Fuck off, but Marney....he goes by TM.

 

Marney: TM....McClelland! That bastard! Look I will pay you not to kill me, as soon as we get to Dames.

 

MX: Fine. But I still hate you.

 

BPP: I just saved the bullet woods from killing me, like the time I sav....

 

MX: Say one more word and die.

 

BPP: I am going back into the van.

 

Zack: Well, can we get to New York already?

 

Ripper: You noticed I didn't say shit the last 5 mins?

 

Marney: Enough of this shit, lets go.

 

::BPP gets back on the van::

 

MX: Well, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the boarder. The cheif is after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

 

Zack and Ripper: A BAT~?!

 

Marney: THis talk fest is boring. Lets fix the van and go.

 

MX: What was the problem?

 

Marney: Engine cut off from running out of gas.

 

MX: My batt died so here.

 

::MX goes to trunk and pulls out a siphon pump and drains his tank to fill the van. Then pulls out more guns and losts of ammo::

 

MX: You might need this.

 

Ripper: Sweet more guns.

 

Zack: Damn, sawed-off shotgun is mine. But where did you get this.

 

MX: All I know is bitches and money, rims and guns.

 

::They all get on the van::

 

Marney: I'm driving.

 

Zack: I wish Jay was alive to see this.

 

Ripper: Well, he is now in a better place.

 

Zack: Once we get some booze, I will be in a better place.

 

:: As soon as they pull off another car comes through and shoots for the van but only hits Jay's dead body again::

 

MX: Shit, what the fuck?

 

::MX pulls out his gun and shoots but every shot misses::

 

MX: Drive faster.

 

::BPP takes the old gun from ripper and shoots once and hits a tire::

 

BPP: Just like the time I saved the board, I am the man.

 

MX: Good shot, but if you say that one more time....your metrosexual ass will be dead.

 

Marney: BPP, you didn't do shit. He is still moving.

 

Ripper: Damnit, are we atleast in Connecticut?

 

Zack: yeah, this is Connecticut. See how much this area sucks?

 

Marney: Ok, won't be too long before we get to New York.

 

:: Van drives off after the car to New York::

- - -

 

Will they get to New York. Will BPP die? Will Jay ever make it out of the saga alive. Tune into the next installment of the SAGA~!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Nah, If I died the saga wouldn't make any sense, unless I died actually saving something unintentionally

 

=)

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

The Ongoing Tale Of The Intrepid Bob Barron

 

::The naked woman ran through the plains of Canada. Bob Barron followed. How long had he been doing so? Five, six months maybe? Time had no meaning to him any more, not under the hot Canadian sun that burnt his skin and made him thirst. But it hadn't always been like this, oh no. There was a time when he had been free of this chase. He wracked his brains trying to think, running all the time::

 

::flashback to a summers night five or six months ago, shortly after BB escaped from the police in our previous installment. We are at a carnival, full of bright lights and nice smells. BB wanders through the crowd, looking for his correspondant::

 

BB: So nice of you to agree to meet with me.

 

Correspondant: *silence*

 

BB: Um, nice wheather we're having, is it not?

 

Correspondant: *silence*

 

BB: Okaaaaaay. Listen, I still don't know your name.

 

Correspondant: *long pause* You know my name.

 

BB: No, I don't.

 

Correspondant: Yes you do.

 

BB: No, I really don't.

 

Correspondant: Then my information was correct. You really are an idiot. The perfect man to work for me.

 

BB: Buh?

 

Correspondant: That's the stuff. Bob, my name is Hoff.

 

BB: The guy from WDI?

 

Hoff: Shhhh. It's not safe to talk about this here. Come with me...

 

::They walk off to find a dark alleyway to walk down. You know the type: seemingly built only for covert shenannegans. Rather predictably the find one::

 

Hoff: I was sent here as a representative of WDI. We have a business proposition for you.

 

BB: I see.

 

Hoff: We need a man who is "established" at TSM to work for us as a double agent.

 

BB: Cool. Like James Bond?

 

Hoff: No. You have the trust of Dames. We need you to find him and kill him.

 

BB: Why?

 

Hoff: We aim to take over the world. Killing Dames (although we would like to express in the strongest possible terms that we don't wish death on him, for legal reasons) and taking over his board semed like a good place to start.

 

BB: WDI want to dominate the world?

 

Hoff: Well, the name was a bit of a giveaway wasn't it now.

 

BB: Well, I am a bit disillusioned with the whole TSM crowd. What's in it for me?

 

Hoff: Money good for you?

 

BB: Money's good.

 

Hoff: Then it's settled. You must go south to find Dames. But first we must hypnotize you to make sure you follow our plan.

 

BB: I find that remarkably unsuspicious. So, how are you gonna hypnotize me? With a watch?

 

Hoff: No, with THE FISH~!

 

::Hoff pulls THE FISH~! out of a fish shaped guitar case::

 

BB: AH!

 

Hoff: AH!

 

BB: AH!

 

Hoff: HA!

 

BB: BUH?

 

Hoff: BWAHAHAHA!

 

::Hoff hits Barron with THE FISH~!::

 

Hoff: When you wake up, you'll believe that you're chasing a naked chick. It'll take you five to six months to figure out that she's a figment of your imagination. Buh-bye.

 

::Flashback to BB chasing the naked girl across the plains of Canada::

 

::BB stops::

 

BB: Ah, bugger. I thought I was gonna see boobies.

 

::BB heads off in the same direction, but this time in the search of Dames::

 

 

 

THIS WILL BE CONTINUED~!

[dutchse.cx 0]

*MARKS TEH FUCK OUT~!*

 

PROPER USE OF THE FISH~! A CHAVE FIRST!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*MARKS TEH FUCK OUT~!*

 

PROPER USE OF THE FISH~! A CHAVE FIRST!

I made that fish what it is, dagnammit!

[dutchse.cx 0]

 

Excuse me?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I, er, have to be somewhere else right now...

[Guest Choken One]

Too many damn sidestories

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I feel underappreciated after I gave the link to the Paris Hilton sex vid and didn't get but one thank you

 

I'm hoping they're just finishing up their masturbation and then they'll thank me

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Too many damn sidestories

Yeah, but my ones 0wn.

[Adam 0]

:: Somewhere, in a dark cemetery in Canada, two kids are making out ::

 

Billy: I love you Kelly

 

Kelly: I love you too Billy, this was a great idea, no one will find us here.

 

Billy: I know, lets fuck....

 

BOOM~!

 

Billy: What the fuck was that?

 

Kelly: How am I supposed to know?

 

:: The kids turn around, seeing a face that has been buried.... ALIVE::

 

Kids: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!

 

Chosun (in evil voice): Hi Kids!

 

:: Chosun grabs Billy while Kelly looks on, frightened. Chosun puts Billy over his shoulder, and drives Billys head into a grave, cracking his skull. He grabs Billy again, and snaps his neck in half. He puts down Billy and looks at Kelly::

 

Chosun: For three months Ive been in that grave. To kill again makes me happy. Now its your time to feel pain little girl, but I am keeping you alive....

 

Kelly: (inaudible scream)

 

:: Kelly tries to run away, but Chosun catches her by the hair. Chosun grabs Kelly's leg, and CRACK~! he breaks it with his bear hands!

 

Kelly screams in pain, and falls down, clutching her leg. Chosun stands over her with a smile on his face::

 

Chosun: Now now little girl, as I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I was in that grave, in a coma, for too long. I know you know who I am, I can see it in your eyes. I also know that you must know who Choken One is, and thats why I kept you alive. Tell him all of it, everything that I have done, killing your bitch boyfriend, breaking your leg, scaring you half to death, all of it. Because I'm not going to stop. Tell him that I'm coming after him, and all that stand beside him. And soon they'll all be as fucking dead as your pussy boyfriend over there.

 

::Chosun One leaves to find the nearest McDonalds, while the girl cries her boyfriends name::

[Guest Fook]

So Chosen's now back from the dead huh?

 

Didn't I already do this a while ago?