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The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

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Adam    0

Adam
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I tyhink Ripper screwed the saga. Oh, and I think it all started to go donwhill when I died.

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Guest Choken One   

Guest Choken One
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Heh. U don't up-date for what 10 days and you all think it's dead...

 

just wait.

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Ripper    0

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I tyhink Ripper screwed the saga. Oh, and I think it all started to go donwhill when I died.

Hey, I haven't even touched the main storyline. I am just the comic relief. It was basically all comedy in the beganing. Then things took a dark turn. I have to keep it somewhat light...of course Anglesault and his peas out did anything I have thought of so...

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Ripper    0

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I say it went surreal once the two teams joined up and Chosun was killed. As much as I hate to stroke his ego, that was the turning point. So I decided it would be best to just kill Shooter Jay a bunch of times. My original plan was to wait for the whole thing to be over and just let me and Random Stranger finally land at Bankys all late and shit. Now you all got Shooter Jay killed 5 times. I hope you're happy. :P

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Guest Choken One   

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If there's a plan, I'm more than willing to write something.

 

If not, this saga is going to take a turn for the surreal...

PM ME

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Ripper    0

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:::The gun battle rages on as EricMM, MiketheSC, Deranged Hermit and Yuna continue firing...well...Yuna doesn't she keeps running around yelling "BAMF, I TELEPORTED AGAIN" over and over.:::

 

Marney: Wow...this is one LONG gunfight.

 

BPP: Yeah, It feels like we have been here for weeks...

 

:::Marney and BPP look at Ripper:::

 

Ripper: ... Fuck you guys!

 

Mike: You are traitors to the cause, Marney and BPP...you will die for your treachery...Mike.

 

Marney: We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!!

 

Mike: "We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!!" That’s not what we were told. We heard that he made you an offer you couldn't refuse or something and [at this point Mike talks for what seems like hours. I would write it all, seeing as it is a very good read, but for Christ sake, he could have wrapped it up a lot sooner than he did] That’s what Dames told us. And we believe him...Mike.

 

BPP: Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!!

 

Mike: "Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!!" Ah, BPP [Mike once again tears into a very, very long response to what BPP said...REALLY long]...so how about THAT!!!...Mike.

 

Ripper: Stop saying your name after you talk, it’s annoying. And stop repeating us, dammit.

 

Shooter Jay: Look guys, we have to find a way to get out of here.

 

Ripper: ... *sighs* What the fuck Jay?...I mean really.

 

Shooter Jay: What?

 

Ripper: Where the hell did you come from?

 

Shooter Jay: that’s not important now...We have to get out of here.

 

Marney: I have a plan...

 

:::Marney shoots a tree outside of the bus. Upon seeing this EricMM runs outside to it..:::

 

EricMM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

:::He automatically breaks out the supplies to nurse the tree back to health, but pays no mind to the carnage inside the bus.:::

 

Marney: Okay, he's out of the way.

 

BPP: I'll take Yuna...

 

Yuna: BAMF *giggles* I'm over here... BAMF!!! *runs to the other side of the bus* Now I'm over here!!! *giggles*.

 

BPP: You know Yuna, Alan Cummings isn't really that hot...

 

Yuna: ... What?

 

:::Yuna stops running around and walks towards the armed BPP taking out a self made book called "Why Alan Cumming Could Get It" made of Alan Cummings head pasted on pictures with Yuna in them:::

 

Yuna: Do you not SEE this... He is HAWT!! See, this is when we went to the Ice Cream parlor...I was only 6 then...This is when we went to the fair...see...he HOT right....SAY IT!!!!

 

BPP: Jesus girl...you're troubled...And when someone is troubled...

 

Marney/Ripper: They need saving...

 

BPP: RIGHT!! And who betta than BPP to do the savin...

 

:::BPP shoots Yuna, who seems to be happy as she sees Nightcrawler leading her through a tunnel of light to see a prescreening of X3:::

 

Shooter Jay: I'll take Mike...

 

:::As Jay stands to use his wit in beating Mike like Marney and BPP did, Mike stands up and shoots Jay in the chest...th...that just didn't work out like Jay wanted it to.:::

 

Marney: JAYYYYYYAAYYAAYAYYYYAYAYAYYYYAYAYYYYYYYY!!!! He has the dry cleaning ticket for my dress...DAMMIT!!

 

BPP: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!!

 

Shooter Jay: I'm not dead yet....*cough*

 

Ripper: You son of a bitch...I'll make you meet Jay in hell so he can get you back!!!

 

Shooter Jay: I'm not dead...hey!! Why would you say I'm going to hell...that’s not nice.

 

Mike: "YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!!" Ha!! That isn't likely. I.....

 

:::Deranged Hermit shoots Mike in the back of the head:::

 

Deranged Hermit: I...I'm sorry but that was just really getting annoying.

 

:::The Three...um...guys that are together... through weird...circumstances..(I ran out of cute nicknames okay...sue me) All stand up...oh..and a bloodied Jay kinda gets up too.:::

 

Ripper: Well...that was stupid. You are the only one left now...unless you count Eric, but he is talking to that tree...

 

Deranged Hermit: Oh, I'm not alone. See, I'm not like those two...I will gladly give my life for the Dames and this board. And as long as I take you 3...

 

Shooter Jay: FOUR!! *coughs*

 

Deranged Hermit: ... As long as I take you FOUR out with me...my life will not be lost in vain...*pops da colla*

 

::: DH pulls open his trench coat, which really scares the shit out of our heroic foursome...they thought he was naked or something...ugh...well, anyway, he wasn't...He reveals a devastating weapon....:::

 

Deranged Hermit: Heh...That’s riiiight....

 

::: Not like that you freak...he is strapped with a huge bomb and is timed to go off in 15 seconds.:::

 

Ripper: OH...DEAR...GAWD!!!

 

Marney: SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM THE BUS AND SACRAFICE THEMSELVES FOR US...

 

:::Both look at BPP:::

 

Marney: SOMEone needs to SAVE us....

 

:::Both look at BPP:::

 

BPP: Fuck that...I have done enough saverisity for a while...

 

Shooter Jay: I'll do it....

 

:::everyone just stands there:::

 

Shooter Jay: NO!! Don’t try to stop me...there isn't enough time...

 

:::Marney, Ripper and BPP go and start making Smoothies:::

 

Shooter Jay:.... O...Okay...I'm going...

 

:::Deranged Hermit...still laughing like a maniac is tackled by Jay and forced outside the door of the Bus where Jay covers him and braces for the self-sacrifice-rific explosion.:::

 

Ripper: *sipping Smoothie*...Um..Jay...Yeah...we're gonna need you to carry him further away than that...That explosion could still kills us maybe...

 

Marney: You're a sweet heart Jay...hey...no banana's in mine BPP...Just strawberries and peaches...

 

Shooter Jay: Oh, FUCK!

 

:::Jay heroically picks up Deranged Hermit who is STILL doing the maniac laugh and runs further away from the bus, drops him and jumps on top to take the blast again.:::

 

Ripper: *from the Bus window* Dude...Eric is talking to that tree RIGHT THERE!! That’s just rude. No need to hurt an innocent tree in all of this...it's been through enough.

 

Shooter Jay: But...

 

Marney: Yeah...seriously.. *sips Smoothie*...Don't you have any compassion?

 

 

:::Shooter Jay picks up Deranged Hermit again and runs even further until the loss of blood from his gunshot finally takes the best of him and he falls. Deranged Hermit bomb explodes...yet only enough to take out him and Jay and a little surrounding area...:::

 

Ripper: Wow... I guess he was far enough away the first time...*sips Smoothie*

 

:::The remaining Trio of Awkward Grouping walks over to the explosion sight where only small pieces of Jay and DH remain..:::

 

Ripper: He was such a hero...

 

Marney: *sips Smoothie* Yeah...he saved us all.

 

BPP: ... B...But it was the fact that I allowed him to save us that really saved us. So in essence...I saved us all again.

 

Marney: Th... that doesn't really make any sense....

 

BPP: I SAVED US ALL!!!!!

 

Marney: Okay...whatever you say....*coughpussycough*

 

Ripper: Well, we can't let Jay's life be lost in vain...let go see...THE DAMES~!

 

 

TBC?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EricMM: Its okay little tree...its okay....

Edited by Ripper

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Guest Fook   

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Posted

Bout time someone got off their ass and updated this... :P

 

Good read though. Funny as hell, and right on with the Mike character too.

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Adam    0

Adam
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THATS RIGHT! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE? NO MORE LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT, NO MORE MEANING! YOU KILLED ME! AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!

 

ok, Im done. How to fix the problem: BRING ME BACK!

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Stephen Joseph    0

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You know perfectly well you've fantasised about teaming up with me for years.

Ohhh Marney, I didn't know you felt that way about me. Well, now that I'm in DC, we can team up anytime baby

 

:wub:

 

 

=)

 

/ooc Dammit, I want another installment. I have to SAVE THE SAGA!

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rising up out of the back seat-nuh    0

rising up out of the back seat-nuh
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::It's a misty night in Houston, Texas. You know, the famous one. Somewhere in the city is a small little hut in the middle of a field. The field is full of private jets. Oh yes, make no mistake dear reader. Something is going on. But what? Why I'll tell you.

Yet annother private jet pulls up into the field. Out steps the four-some of Caboose, AM, Mario and Chave.::

 

Caboose: Hey thanks for the lift El Cubano. We'll meet up in a few pages yeah?

 

EC: Huss.

 

Mario: Damn, this whole private jet thing is gettin out of hand. When our we gonna get ours?

 

Chave: Soon. Always soon.

 

Mario: Grrr.

 

::The B Team walk towards the hut. They can here the faint sounds of laughter drifting from its illuminated interior::

 

AM: So, what are we doing here again?

 

Caboose: I dunno. I just got an anonymous message from someone saying to come here at whatever time it is now.

 

Mario: An anonymous message. Who's it from?

 

::The other three glare at him::

 

Mario: Fuck you! It was funny in my head.

 

AM: Gimp. Oh well. Now to enter a mysterious hut in the middle of nowhere because a stranger told us to. Nothing bad can possibly come from this.

 

::They enter the hut. Inside, a group of familiar people sit around a makeshift bar::

 

Caboose: Oh my God! Choken One! Banky! Anglesault! Canadian Chick! And anyone else who I can't remember being in this thing! So it was you who told us to come here!

 

Choken: Yep. Didn't expect that did ya!

 

Mario: Actually I did.

 

Choken: Shut up.

 

Chave: But why have you brought us here?

 

Choken: It is time to regroup and resume our struggle against the despot Dames.

 

AM: But it's been ages since the last installment of this saga. Why bring us together now?

 

Choken: Simple. For the last month, me, Banky and Canadian Chick have been working on a new way to destroy Dames.

 

Caboose: What about Anglesault?

 

Choken: He has been part of our, howshould I say it, experiments. We needed a guinea pig to test out our ideas on.

 

::The B team look closer and see that Anglesault has a load of brightly colored wires coming out of the back of his head::

 

Banky: Don't tell him 'bout those. He still hasn't realised.

 

CC: You know, if you stick the red and green wires together, he does the Macarena!

 

AM: Hmmmm. Maybe we can use that at some point in this saga.

 

Caboose: So, what experiments were you doing?

 

Choken: Simple. Looking back over this thing, I realised that the point at which things started to go downhill was the moment that my protoge Chosun One was killed in mysterious circumstances.

 

Chave: What mysterious? You shot him!

 

Choken: Shhh. On realising this, I decided to return to the island where he died and retrieved his body. Since then, we have been working night and day to create the one thing that wil turn this saga back to our favor. Something that you would never expect.

 

Mario: I know what it is.

 

Choken: Shut up. You can come out now!

 

::A mysterious figure steps out of a closet in the corner like Goldberg did on that Raw a while back::

 

All: Gasp!

 

Chave: It can't be!

 

Caboose: No!

 

Choken: YES! Half-man, half machine. Evrybody, say hello to MECHA-CHOSUN~!

 

All: Hi!

 

Chosun: Hey.

 

Choken: And now, we can return to our quest to take down Dames. IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SAGA BABY~!

 

*TO BE CONTINUED*

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caboose    0

caboose
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Ingrate bitch.

 

I opened up the world of NHB to you. I handed over leadership of the B-Team to you and I admitted that Portsmouth are better than Derby, but you cant even grant me freedom!

 

You''ll surely pay for this...

 

(empty threat)

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rising up out of the back seat-nuh    0

rising up out of the back seat-nuh
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Ingrate bitch.

 

I opened up the world of NHB to you. I handed over leadership of the B-Team to you and I admitted that Portsmouth are better than Derby, but you cant even grant me freedom!

 

You''ll surely pay for this...

 

(empty threat)

Yes, I am a bastard.

 

If it makes you feel any better, Derby are obviously better than Pompey! *hehehe*

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